Collier County, FL - I love my job here at the Dreamin’ Demon – if I weren’t actively searching for stories to post, I would totally miss out on some of the hilarity that occurs in the good ‘ole US of A on a daily basis. Here we have Wal-Mart, public nudity, and dirty underwear all in the same story – what more could you possibly ask for? Meet Todd Napodano – he was airing out his junk in a Wal-Mart parking lot Monday afternoon, when a mother and her daughter happened to pass by his Chevy box van while searching for their own vehicle. When he noticed he had an audience, Todd allegedly stood up in the van and started shaking his hips, and the family jewels, in their general direction. Instead of laughing hysterically and pointing, like I would have done, the women called authorities. When officers rolled onto the scene about an hour later, Todd was still there in the back of his van, all nekkid and stuff, and still in plain view of the public. [Read more...]

Clarksville, TN – On October 24th, Hee Orama was arrested and charged with misusing 911 – she allegedly called 911, twice, to report that she couldn’t find her car. Hee was given a warning after the first two calls and was arrested after she failed to heed that warning and called twice more. She was booked into the Montgomery County Jail. Now, you think Hee would have learned her lesson from that little stint at the Gray Bar Motel, but nooooo – last Wednesday morning, Hee was pounding those digits again. Her emergency this time? She wanted to report that her boyfriend lied to her about marrying her. Oy vey. Wonder why? Officers responded to the first two calls and explained to the woman that if it wasn’t an emergency, she can’t be dialing 911. A few minutes after the officers left, Hee called 911 again. Officers returned to the home, again, and cited her before giving her yet another warning. And a few minutes after that, Hee called 911 again, but this time wouldn’t say why she called. Fourth time’s a charm I guess – Hee Orama was arrested and charged with misusing 911. Bond was set at $250. Now you know this isn’t the first tale of 911 fail told here at the Dreamin’ Demon, don’t ya? More fail here and here. Enjoy! [Read more...]

… the power of Morbid compels you!

Dreamin’ Demon Home Office, Akron, OH  – It’s the end of our biggest year ever.  We’ve gone from a little blip on the true crime horizon to the juggernaut we are today.  Or, at least, as Morbid says, we’ve raised our level of suck.   At the beginning of 2008, Morbid was the only guy writing here on the front page.  Now he’s got a bevy of stunningly beautiful writers and one Imp Queen.  You’re welcome, internet.    Come and hang with us as we exorcise the Top Ten Stories of 2008.  Begone, foul spirits!  [Read more...]

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Dreamin’ Demon sent to me:

TwelveTwelve reviews babykillers,
Eleven bad schoolteachers,
Ten boyfriends beating,
Nine moms abusing,
Eight pedo preachers,
Seven men a-raping,
Six stabby psychos
Five DUIs!
Four necrophiles,
Three cooked dogs,
Two cannibals,
and too much of Casey Anthony!

Merry ChristmasMerry Christmas reviews, bitchez!  We love you all.

It’s Thanksgiving again!

Dreamin’ Demon Home Office, Akron, OH – We here at the Dreamin’ Demon love the holidays.  Not just because we get to take the day off and indulge in hookers and blow, but also because it’s a time for peace, love, harmony, and a bunch of other sentimental crap.

We’ll be way busy next week, posting stuff about women beating their men with fry cookers, and men beating their women with turkeys, and no doubt somebody will shove something – or someone – into an oven.  So in honor of this festive occasion, we have compiled one of our Awesome D’D Top Five Lists:  The Top Five Stories About Ovens… and the victims people put in them.  Or on them.  You’re welcome, internet!

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It has been verified, Joann Cisneros Perez IS the Waller County Jane Doe. Unamused Cat has spoken with Teresa Becker, a research specialist at TXDPS, who confirmed the information.

Waller County, TX – On March 18, 2007, the nude and mutilated body of a woman was discovered dumped near US Highway 290 in Prairie View, Waller County, Texas. She’d only been dead for about two hours. The young woman appeared to be white or Hispanic, and looked to be approximately thirty years old. She stood 5′4″, and weighed about 150 pounds. For over a year, she’s been known as the Waller County Jane Doe, her body unclaimed. Now, with the help of our member Unamused Cat, Jane Doe is undergoing DNA testing to determine whether she is actually missing person Joann Cisneros Perez. Note: There is a postmortem headshot of Jane Doe after the jump. Skip it if you’re easily squicked. [Read more...]

Huffin’ The Can Edition

Welcome to another Dreamin’ Demon Podcast. It is pretty unedited and is about Caylee, Caylee and more Caylee. Also hanging out with us, a special guest. Tonight, on a special edition of the Dreamin’ Demon podcast.

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Dreamin’ Demon Home Office, Akron, Ohio – It’s Labor Day, a time when most of us celebrate the ending of summer with parties and barbecues.  Some of us get all teary about the plight of the American Worker, others get in a last swim at the public pool.  Here at the Dreamin’ Demon Home Office in Akron, Ohio, this Labor Day reminded us of… labor.

Sometimes we cover cases where a mother undergoes nine months of pregnancy, grits her teeth through hours or days of labor, and produces a beautiful little bundle of joy – only to kill it or abandon it to death within hours, days, or weeks.  Today, I present to you my top five Dreamin’ Demon Labor Day babykillers:  mothers all, with infants three months or younger.   [Read more...]

OrlandoOrlando reviews, FL and The Dreamin’ Demon Home Office – As we all know too well, Casey Anthony got out of jail yesterday. And after three articles and a total of over forty bajillion comments, (okay, 7500, but who’s counting?) the Legend Of Peeperann’s Pizza Delivery really deserves a post all its own.   Yes, denizens, it was our very own Peeperann who sent Casey Anthony the welcome-home gift of pizza, “With love and decomp from the Dreamin’ Demon.”  [Read more...]

Charlotte, NC – It was summer 1989, and Chrystal Taylor was sixteen. Not your normal sixteen, mind you.  Chrystal was thirty-five in a sixteen year old’s body.  She was living on the streets that summer – crashing with friends, dancing topless at a strip club in Charlotte, doing a little parking lot duty for extra cash. Her parents hadn’t seen her all summer when they called the police to report Chrystal missing on AugustAugust reviews 18, 1989. By then, Chrystal Taylor had been dead for almost two weeks. Apathy is the best word to describe it, I think, the total lack of concern that followed Chrystal Taylor’s disappearance. Her parents hadn’t seen her in ages. When she disappeared, her friends didn’t worry too much. Granted, they were teenagers, but they knew Chrystal. They figured she’d found some man to keep her for awhile, or was sleeping it off somewhere, or had left town. As teenagers do, they assumed that Chrystal was immortal, like they were, right? Wrong. On August 7, 1989, Chrystal left the strip club where she worked as a dancer. “Dancer” means “stripper”, and in 1989, Chrystal’s age wasn’t much of a deterrent to club owners or potential johns. Chrystal had been an active prostitute for several years by then. [Read more...]

Update: Well, we are back up and running. More details at end of article

Hang in there everyone. I know it has been a pain in the ass…trust me, it has been a bigger pain in my ass…but we finally have our new server. I will be moving the site over to it within the next day or so. This should resolve the slowness issues and disconnections we ALL have been experiencing.

Note from imp ~This part might be important if something goes to hell and the site crashes or goes down for a bit – Morbid is working on moving the entire site over the next 24-36 hours. This means taking the entire thing piece by piece and moving it from one server to the other. There is a very slim chance that the site might go a little wonky or go down entirely for a bit. If this happens, DO NOT PANIC. If you have TwitterTwitter, you can just follow us or me (impqueen) and we will update that way. Okay? Okay! On your marks… get set….. Morbid, get out of the pool….

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Fuck ‘Em If They Can’t Take A Joke Edition

Well, we finally got off of our ass and threw together another podcast. It’s just me and Imp, so if you don’t like to listen to us there isn’t anything here for ya’. Nothing at the end, but I doubt many of you will even make it that far. Enjoy!

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Benjamin Sargent, Sharon Twocrows, Rowan Ford

Dreamin’ Demon Home Office, Akron, Ohio – Every so often I like to just update a case here and there, especially when it seems like a few cases have things going on.  Also, I’m sort of a lazy blogger sometimes, and this is a good way to get a story up on the front page without having to go hunt down the latest babykiller.  After all, we have so many already here!  This week has seen developments in a few cases we’ve covered over the last months, so read on to see what’s happening. [Read more...]

Harmony Jade Creech, Tim & Randi Miller, Alexis Phillips

Dreamin’ Demon Home Office, Akron, Ohio - Memorial Day was created to acknowledge the sacrifices of soldiers who give their lives in service to the United States. The soldier who dies in war is a hero, no matter the cause. The soldier – or soldier’s child – who is sacrificed at home may not get honors or ribbons or music today. But we remember them today, just as we remember all those who have given their lives in service to our country. [Read more...]