Tulsa, OK – Have you ever had one of those days? The kind of day where everything and everyone just annoy the shit out of you? Have you ever been so annoyed and pissed off that you just wanna beat the hell out of someone with a harmonica? No? Am I the only one with that strange urge? Nope. Meet 52-year-old Decai Liu. He must suffer from intermittent harmonicidal urges as well. According to police, Liu’s roommate was preparing for work on SaturdaySaturday reviews when Liu barged into the bathroom and started whalin’ on him with a harmonica. When officers arrived at the home, they found the roommate bleeding from cuts to his head and face – he told police, “I don’t know what his problem was.” (Maybe it wasn’t the roommate he intended to injure, but the harmonica. I feel the same way about banjos – I see or hear one, I want to kick it). Anyway, to make matters worse, Liu put up a fight when it was time to get cuffed and headbutted an officer. Out came the pepper spray – down went Liu. On Thursday, Decai Liu was charged with assault with a dangerous weapon, assaulting an officer, and resisting arrest. Bail was set at $6,500. There is no word on the extent of the roommates injuries. Now, let the puns begin…  [Read more...]

DeLand, FL – Before you blow your top and end up gracing the front page of the Dreamin’ Demon, remember, there are many effective ways of dealing with stress without resorting to violence. Of course, I neither know nor practice any of them, but I have heard of ways others deal with their tension. Some people shop ’til it hurts. Others drink themselves into oblivion – forgetting their own name and the reason for their angst. Some toke it up and pig out on Doritos until their mood improves. And Morbid, well, he masturbates. A. Lot. (Ask him about his carpal tunnel sometime). When Darren Daniels discovered his wife may have *gasp* smoked his last cigarette, he went postal and killed his pet rat. What the hell the rat had to do with anything is beyond me…I guess there wasn’t a toddler lurking anywhere in the vicinity. [Read more...]

AUSTIN, Texas – A woman learned that the man who was living with her, 26-year-old Cecil Leary, had been abusive to his previous girlfriend. So in a big twist on this site, she told him to get out. A month later, she returns home to find the door of her apartment ajar and in another intelligent decision rarely seen here, she didn’t go in – rather, she called police. When they went inside, they found the place had been vandalized,  spray painted walls, broken furniture and oddly enough, a dog crate being held in a bathtub full of water with a televisions sitting on top. Also, her 3-month-old pit bull puppy, Lovely, was nowhere to be found. But the fate of her dog would soon be revealed through a series of text messages she would receive from Leary.
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OVERLAND PARK, Kansas – I was going to put this up today if she had not been found yet, but looks like I will be putting it up for the opposite reason. Police said they have recovered Keighly Alyea’s body but gave no other details aside from having three men in custody in connection with her death. Alyea, 18, was last seen with her vehicle last Tuesday. Original reports at that time stated she may have been with Jaymes Dean Beebe, 22, and Dustin Brian Hilt, 18. On Sunday, her 1993 green Mazda 626 was located parked unoccupied on the street in the 6200 block of Marty. A third man, Sean Merritt, was questioned. On Monday night police searched two homes, one of them belongs to the relatives of one of the men originally questioned. No other info is being released at this point. The suspects in custody have not been officially named, nor where Alyea’s body was located. [Read more...]

Alabama – Curtis Watts was a pastor at the Dingler Chapel in Randolph County. Key word being “was” because Mr. Watts ended up getting shot to death by the Clay County Sheriff’s Department Sergeant whose hand he cut off. Last week, police responded to a 911 call from Watt’s wife. She claimed he had assaulted her. Watts ended up tazing Watts multiple times, was charged with resisting arrest. He was out out on bond when deputies went to his residence to serve Watts a Protective Order signed by his wife. Watts began swinging an axe at Sergeant Jason Freeman, who fired a tazer in return. This didn’t stop Watts who continued swinging his axe and ended up chopping off one of Freeman’s hands. Other deputies on the scene then opened fire on Watts, killing him. Freeman is currently recovering after surgeons re-attached his right hand. Read on for a veejo report.
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Pearl River, LA – I don’t know what the hell Connie Davis’ husband was thinking Tuesday afternoon, but for reasons known only to him, he decided to come clean with his wife and own up to a past indiscretion. He admitted to having an affair 15 years ago. Connie was not pleased. She grabbed a revolver known as ‘The Judge’, a .410 caliber loaded with bird-shot, and took aim. Once she had him sighted, she emptied the gun at her cheatin’ hubby hitting him twice, in the back, before he managed to escaped the scorned lass. Once he was a safe distance away and after realizing he didn’t have his cell phone on him, the hubby placed a call to his co-workers on a two-way radio and relayed that his wife was trying to kill him. When police arrived at the Davis’ home, they found the hubby waiting for them, but Connie was nowhere to be found. Hubby is just fine – he was treated for minor injuries and sent home. Connie, 53, was found shortly after the call to 911. When officers pulled her over, they found her to be in possession of The Judge and one shotgun shell. She was arrested and booked on charges of attempted murder. Bail has been set at $75,000. [Read more...]

SWANTON, Vermont -Raising a kid can be tough, especially if you are doing it by yourself. One of the biggest hurdles a single parent faces with a young child is day care. It can be expensive as hell. I wouldn’t know as my son was raised by a myriad of young girls I would hook up with who had nowhere to go. Sure it got aggravating when they didn’t know who Sid and Marty Krofft were, but hey, the sex was good (for me) and they were cheap dates. Anyway, I imagine the father of a 2-month-old baby girl was relieved to hear that his father, 46-year-old Thomas West, offered to care for her full-time. Besides, Thomas had moved in with his son and the girl in AugustAugust reviews so it just made sense. What didn’t make sense was the hospital they took her to found that she was suffering from two skull fractures. Initially playing dumb, Thomas eventually admitted to dropping her on the floor and then punching her in the head when he got frustrated with her crying. West was arrested and charged with first-degree aggravated domestic assault. He pleaded not guilty to the assault charge and another violation of parole charge. He is being held without bail. [Read more...]

Vancleave, Mississippi – When Jason Vaughn, 27, showed up at the hospital with his wife, who was 35 weeks pregnant and having labor pains, he had some serious explaining to do.  It isn’t very often that women in labor show up with a partially closed black eye, a split lip, multiple bruises on their forearms, bruises on their body and bumps on their head.  Either this woman’s baby bump threw her so off balance that she became extremely clumsy, or someone had beat the fuck out of her.  After admitting the woman to the hospital, officials notified the Sheriff’s department.  When they got there, this woman had one hell of a tale to tell. [Read more...]

Annville, PA – The couple had been out all day shopping at the local big box retailer and were eager to get back to the trailer. They had just picked up a box of fried chicken and Larry Coletti, 51, was hungry. But tragically so was FidoFido reviews, which set off a grisly chain of events leading to Larry’s death. Apparently Pamela Poorman, 55, was going to feed poochy before feeding the man of the house and that pissed Larry off. Pamela later confided in police that she had been being abused for some time, so it’s not a leap here to imagine that maybe Larry had his panties a little bit in a wad about the pecking order thing. He was probably all up in her face  yelling and maybe acting like he wanted to serve her an open faced knuckle sammich instead of chicken. They began to fight. Pamela thought of a good way to end it: she picks up a big RamboRambo IV reviews style survival knife and threatens him with it. Apparently that didn’t work so she stabbed him in the ass a couple times. He died later that night due to complications from blood loss. Pamela called the cops on herself and was whisked off to jail, no bond. I wonder if she finally fed the dog before the police arrived? [Read more...]

Athens, GA – Back in September of 2001, Phillip Scruggs got all pissed off and stabby with his girlfriend, Elisa Davenport. He kidnapped her, stabbed her a few times, and left her for dead. Elisa had luck on her side and managed to survive the attack. Scruggs was arrested, charged with kidnapping, kidnapping with bodily injury, aggravated assault, and violating the state Family Violence Act. As part of a plea agreement, he pleaded guilty to kidnapping, false imprisonment and battery. Scruggs received a slap on the wrist for the violent assault and was sentenced to three years in prison and seven years of probation. While he did his time, Elisa recovered and got on with her life. And, according to her family, she was doing very well without the stabby bastard. I guess the stabbing wasn’t enough to derail the relationship – the couple picked up where they left off when Scruggs was released from prison in 2004. Now, five rocky and tumultuous years later, Scruggs upped the ante. This time around, his weapon of choice was kerosene. This time around, Elisa may not be so lucky. [Read more...]

Portland, OR - Break-ups, most of the time, suck ass. Though sometimes a break-up could be considered cause for celebration, there is usually one ‘injured’ party in the situation -  the ass who is the most ass hurt in the whole thing. The ass in this story is Cory Vaughn. Wednesday evening, Cory allegedly got a little rough with his girlfriend’s puppy. When his girlfriend stepped up to protect her critter, Cory turned his anger on her. The girlfriend told authorities that Cory slapped her, pushed her down, and tried to choke her. Cory eventually fled the apartment, and the girlfriend, knowing that Cory had a key to her home and may return to finish the job, left to spend the night with a friend. A short time later, a neighbor called to inform her that her apartment was on fire. Right before she called 911, she scrolled through her text messages and soon discovered who the culprit was and the lengths he would go to to hurt her. [Read more...]

Kingman, AZ- The details in this story are few, but the heroism of a 20-month old baby girl’s mother I wanted to share with you. Brad Anderson, 28, and his wife Holly, 26, had been separated after an extensive history of domestic violence. Holly took the couple’s baby girl, Bailey, left their home and moved in with a friend. It was at this friend’s residence that police responded to a domestic disturbance call around 5:40 p.m. this last Sunday. Holly Anderson was only able to speak to the officers through a small crack in the door and she began making eye movements while talking that suggested she was not alone. [Read more...]

Tampa, Florida – A lot of men out there already know the name, but for you women, Stormy Daniels (Stephanie Gregory Clifford) is the award-winning adult film star who has starred in such classics as Space Nutz, Camp Cuddly Pines and one of my personal favorites, Titsicle. Recently, a group of fans are attempting to recruit Daniels to run against Republican Senator David Vitter in Louisiana in 2010. The official website for this movement states that Daniels is “A champion of entrepreneurism, a fighter for decency and the embodiment of pure libertarianism. Stormy Daniels will be a tireless champion for the forthright values of common sense and do-it-yourself individualism.” She’sShe reviews a fighter alright. On July 25th, Daniels was arrested for beating her spouse in a fit of rage. [Read more...]

PALMETTO, FL. - I think everyone has experienced a painful breakup in their lifetime. The crushing feeling of having someone break up with you can be a pretty physical blow to the chest. We could all probably sit back and swap embarrassing stories of things we did having our hearts broken. The pleading, the crying, the begging, the following her as she leaves the restaurant with some guy and staying camped outside her apartment in the parking lot with a pair of  binoculars and some cheap night vision goggles some dude was selling on EbayeBay while shaving off your eyebrows with a boxcutter. I mean, we’ve all been there, right? But Dwayne Walton, 33, took things a little far when his girlfriend informed him she was leaving him. He went into a utility room and returned with a cup of acid, and poured it in her face. She suffered severe burns and scarring on her face, arms and belly and flown to Bayfront Medical Center in St. Petersburg. Dwayne Walton is in the Manatee County Jail facing a felony charge of domestic aggravated battery.