Enfield, NC- There’s a simple rule in my house. If you don’t like what I cook, you starve. Last Friday morning, 85-year old James Lewis made a grave mistake when he argued with his 71-year old wife, Rosie Lewis, about what she had cooked for breakfast. The couple continued to bicker while Rosie cooked her man up another meal and it escalated when James raised up his cane as though he was going to strike Rosie with it. That was when Rosie began hitting James several times with an iron skillet and knocked his unappreciative ass to the floor. Police responded to the domestic dispute call and James was taken to a hospital where he received 50 stitches to close the wounds in his head. Rosie was charged with assault with a deadly weapon, and she was being held without bond because the charge stemmed from a domestic dispute. Now, in no way do I condone what Rosie did to her dear hubby, but when I saw the satisfied look on her face in her mugshot, I giggled. I bet giving James a good whack in the head with a frying pan to shut him up is something little Rosie has been longing to do for years.

Savannah, Georgia For the second day in a row the story that gained my attention involves a domestic abuse situation. And for the second day in a row, the implements of destruction are an axe, a shovel, and a 2×4. Exactly where is the breaking point between being absolutely pissed off as a hornet and wanting to beat the shit out of someone and actually doing it? I know you can kill someone with a 2×4. I mean, the first hit better be good enough to stun them, and the continued beating should be enough to X their eyes. Shovels can do a lot of damage too. Hell, I got to see first hand at a poker run many years ago. An axe? Yep, one well placed swing should do the trick. Laura Jean Adams must have thought her estranged boyfriend might keep coming back to life, like in really bad horror flicks. She managed to use all three weapons to the point that Ted Bala never left his bed. [Read more...]

Jackson County, Florida Law enforcement officers contend with an awful lot while they’re on duty. As as we’ve witnessed on the Dreamin’ Demon, their job is far from easy. Domestic disputes have to be a certified mess as they sort out all the “he said, she said” bullshit and sort out who did what to whom first. It’s aggravating when they spend so much time trying to distinguish who’s telling the truth. I believe in time efficiency, if there’s a discrepancy in stories, haul everyone to jail and sort it out there. But not always is my way of dealing with things the best way. If the police simply responded to this domestic call without looking around, the living conditions of this couple’s children would have gone unnoticed. [Read more...]

Glendale, Arizona–Michael Miller called 911 early SaturdaySaturday reviews morning with a chilling confession: “I just killed my family.” When officers arrived at the residence, Miller was waiting for them outside. He told them that several people inside the house were injured. InsideInside reviews the home, police discovered Miller’s wife, Adreana, 28, and his 10-year-old daughter had both been stabbed to death. His 4-year-old son had also been stabbed, but was still alive. [Read more...]

The victim might have looked something like this.  At least, we hope so.

Chandler, AZ – Carlos Salazar, 26, was in a murderous rage last SundaySunday reviews.  He wanted his wife’s parents out of his house.  His wife wasn’t ready for her parents to leave, and an argument ensued.  When the stress of the fighting became too much for Salazar, he snapped.  By Sunday night, Carlos Salazar was in jail for the murder of his wife’s $28.00 bra. [Read more...]