Onamia, Minnesota is about 32 miles SW of Brainerd, a name made famous for enough of us sick individuals who happened to enjoy the movie FargoFargo reviews. Onamia has a population of about 850 people and hopefully will be a couple less by the time this story plays out in the courtroom.  The participants are the quintessential features on the Dreamin’ Demon, the kind who fit the prerequisites:  selfish baby abusing motherfuckers with the propensity for criminal stupidity. I’m of course speaking of Lance Ballinger (23) and Kelly Friend, once boyfriend/girlfriend. Right now Lance is in a whole heap of trouble and with crossed fingers, Kelly will soon learn what it’s like when a mother makes shitty decisions regarding her children. [Read more...]

North Lauderdale, Florida–There isn’t much info on this one, Demonites. But, it involves a machete and an awesome mugshot, so I just had to run with it. Please meet Cristhian Ramos-Murillo…asshole of the day. Murillo, 21, might have a few issues, well…besides crappy taste in neck tattoo’s. Fuck Da World? (Dude, that is so 90’s). Seems Murillo might have an issue with anger management as well. When his girlfriend, 42-year-old Jacqueline Yulfo, did something to piss him off, he whacked off a couple of her fingers. [Read more...]

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania–Anthony June, 26, is one determined dude…luckily, so is his ex-girlfriend. When June shoved his way into her home and began to assault her and her teen son, she took matters into her own hands, stabbing him six times in the back. [Read more...]

Tampa, Florida–Just after 3 a.m. this morning, Jasmine Bedwell, 17, called 911 to report a domestic dispute. Jasminejasmine told officers that her ex-boyfriend, 22-year-old Richard Anthony McTear Jr., came to her apartment and started arguing with her. McTear attacked Jasmine, and her 3-month-old son, Emmanuel Murray. Before leaving the residence, McTear threw the infant onto the concrete. He then grabbed the child and took off in his car. [Read more...]

Liverpool, New York–By all accounts, Alex and Angela had, what appeared to be, a very loving relationship. The pair had been an item for two or three years and had tied the knot on February 21. They welcomed their first child into the world about six months ago. Alex’s MyspaceMySpace is filled with pictures of his wife, child, and pets. What happened in the relationship to make Alex hateful enough to kill Angela? [Read more...]

William Marks

Fulton, Missouri–Foreplay can be a little tricky–different women have different desires and needs. Meaningful conversation, kissing, snuggling, gentle caressing, automobiles, and jewelry? That’s doing it right. Knives, threats of bodily harm to offspring, and attempted rape? That’s doing it wrong.

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Traci Desaussure

OrlandoOrlando reviews, FL–Warning: Do not piss off Traci Desaussure…she will chase you down and cut you. Just ask her boyfriend, Leoninas Williams. Well, you can ask him after he’s released from the hospital. She slammed into him with her mini-van, beat him up, and attempted to ‘carve his heart out’ with a butcher knife.

Why all the anger? Traci recently learned that Leoninas had been molesting her teen-aged daughter.

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Stephanie Lighten (MyspaceMySpace)

Pittsfield, MA–Stephanie Lighten has a recipe for makin’ babies. The ingredients; some borrowed sperm, turkey baster, ice pack, and a willing participant. Directions; put borrowed sperm into turkey baster, insert into willing participant, sit back and wait for results. Simple.

While Stephanie had the first three, she was lacking in the most important ingredient…a willing participant.

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…not even from an 11-month-old baby.

Matthew’s MyspaceMySpace (private)

Mansfield, MA–Like many of the men we read about here on the Demon, Matthew Werner lacks patience when it comes to a crying child. His solution to soothing a crying baby? ChokeChoke reviews her until she’s blue in the face.

From his Myspace: Taking No More Shit From Anyone. Interesting. I have a feeling he’s about to get dealt a ton of shit.

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NEPTUNE BEACH, Fla. - Veronica Hairston and her husband were in a Days Inn hotel room watching the Florida Gators and the Georgia Bulldogs game. When it became apparent that the Gators where kicking the shit out of the Bulldogs, Veronica, a Gators fan, started taunting her husband, a Bulldog fan. Her husband became aggravated, grabbed his bags and attempted to leave, but Veronica was not finished.

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Denver, CO – And by old man, I mean that he’s 72, she’s 20, and the romance wasn’t going so hot. Jennifer Stroth is accused of stabbing her elderly boyfriend repeatedly in two incidents; one on February 1, the other on February 16. This chick makes Crazy-Eyes Moolic look like her meds are working. [Read more...]