Upper Darby, PhiladelphiaPhiladelphia reviews – Be warned, the video after the jump is brutal. It shows Rhashad Carlton, 25, and his mother, Bonita, 45, involved in some type of altercation outside of a West Darby bar. While it does not show the events that lead up to the physical assault, it plainly shows Carlton stomping on the face of an unidentified yet clearly unconscious man. Over and over and over again. Ending the stomping with a flurry of punches. No telling how long this may have gone on had a cop not come from the police station across the street and threatened to tase both mother and son. The reason for the assault?  “Mom was disrespected inside the bar,” said MichaelMichael reviews J. Chitwood, superintendent of police. He said the victim did not know the attackers. MotherMother reviews and son were charged with with aggravated assault and disorderly conduct, but attempted homicide charges are expected for Rashad Carlton. Bonita has been released on bail, her son is being held in the Delaware County prison. The victim was taken to the Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania and was treated for blood on the brain, fractures to bones in his neck and face, and numerous cuts to his face. [Read more...]

Sheboygan, WI – Randal Schaal and Kelly Winter weren’t too pleased when they found out their 14-year-old daughter had surreptitiously opened up a MyspaceMySpace account. Not pleased at all. As a matter of fact, they were so pissed off, they spanked that little whippersnapper real good. According to the arrest report, Kelly found the child’s account and confronted her. The child denied the page was hers. No matter – when Randal got home, he checked out the web page and “freaked out.” The girl told officers that Randal held her down on the ground and spanked her real hard about 20 times. When she tried to get away, Randal allegedly kicked the child in the left hip, said something about “making it even” before kicking her in the right hip. The child said her mother then grabbed her by the hair, pushed her head into the wall, and asked, “What’s it feel like to have both your parents beat on you?” Damn. Overreact much? A spanking? At 14? I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume that Randal may have some issues with anger. [Read more...]

Clayton County, Georgia A couple of teachers have found themselves in a bit of hot water.  I guess it’s not such a good idea to post a love letter to your boyfriend’s FacebookFacebook when he works in the same building as you…along with his girlfriend. But that’s what happened at Rex Mill Middle School. Ebony sent her man a letter, it was intercepted by Chaka, and all hell broke loose in the hallway Monday during school. They yelled, smacks were thrown about, and the 7th and 8th graders in that school got a quick lesson from their family and consumer science teacher on the fine art of expressing one’s self. The school authorities were not enthused and once the officers were brought in, the brawling teachers were promptly arrested. [Read more...]

ALBANY, Oregon – On September 19th, Vidal-Hernandez went to Samaritan Albany General Hospital and told the staff that her friend had given birth to triplets on the side of the road on was on her way there via Life Flight helicopter. Staff went to verify her story, and noticed that she had walked away. The staff began looking for her and located Trinity Vidal-Hernandez at the maternity ward nurses station. She was escorted her off of the floor and the Albany Police Department were contacted. She gave police a similar story and showed them a photo of a newborn infant she claimed that her friend had sent it to her. Albany Police Detectives are now saying that Trinity Vidal-Hernandez’s intent was to steal a baby. [Read more...]

Morro, Georgia – People are rude and common courtesies have gone completely out of the window. It has turned into a fast paced “me me me” world out there. And chivalry is damn near unheard of now as the old timers die off and their mannerisms lost. One of my favorite op-ed pieces opined on the return of gentlemanliness on the wake of 9-11 and that it was perhaps the women that killed it to begin with by having to prove, as a gender, we were strong enough by making complete asses out of ourselves and embarrassing the men who tried to be kind. I really hope this isn’t the reason Troy West beat the shit out of a woman when she asked him to be careful and why none of the witnesses stepped up to help until after the cops came. [Read more...]

KEANSBURG, NJ - Two teen boys were involved in some kind of dispute. The father of one of the boys was a friend of 41-year-old Tara Donahue. He had the cell phone number of the other teen so Donahue decided she was going to get involved and call this kid and give him a piece of her mind because she was “looking out for her friend’s children.” She dialed the number and when the person answered, she began threatening them and threatening to kill them and the person’s mother. The person she was talking to was police dispatcher John Swartz. She had called the police station by accident. [Read more...]

Williams, Oregon - I just can’t pass up a story about nudity – especially nudity coupled with a bit of craziness. My over-active imagination goes into overdrive and I sit here and laugh until I tinkle or dry heave until my guts hurt. What is it about aesthetically challenged folks and their desire to get nekkid and create havoc and mayhem? We have featured many nekkid people on this site, both on the front page and in the forums, and not a single one of them is easy on the eyes – and Raymond Roberson is no exception. On Sunday afternoon, for reasons known only to Roberson, he got a bug up his butt and began threatening to blow up his van – then it got weird. [Read more...]

Lancasterlancaster, OH- Around 8 p.m. Monday, officers responded to report of a man running into traffic and yelling threats to a crowd outside a Kmart store. When the officers arrived, they found 31-year old Daniel Wood holding a aerosol can of electronics cleaner in his hand and witnessed Wood huffing from it. Wood must have still had a few braincells left, because he beat feet as soon as he seen the officers approach. When the officers caught up to him, Wood kicked at them and tried to bite them while he continued discharging the aerosol can into his mouth. I wonder if he felt like he was walking on sunshine? [Read more...]

Harrington, DE- Around 5:30 a.m. on AugustAugust reviews 12, police responded to a residence to investigate a disorderly conduct complaint. At the scene, they found a slightly intoxicated 23-year old woman named Erin Boone banging on the door of the residence. When the officers told Boone to put her hands behind her head, she turned toward one of the officers, whipped out a 4-inch butterfly knife, and told the officers that she was not going to be arrested. After a brief struggle, Boone was in custody and officers discovered 18 Xanax pills in her possession. Once Boone was placed in the patrol car, she kicked out the rear passenger window and struck an officer who tried to stop her, which caused a minor injury to his arm and hand. [Read more...]

LaCrosse, WI – Rachel Ferrara has a very low tolerance for infidelity.  Though honestly, “low tolerance” may be an understatement and Rachel’s definition of infidelity is probably one of the most stringent I have ever come across. When Rachel returned home from work to find her boyfriend watching porn and,  how can I put this – slapping pappy, shucking bubba, engaging in the five finger knuckle shuffle, doodling his noodle, wrestling the eel, oiling the pogo stick, jerkin’ the gherkin, burping the worm, choking Kojak, boppin’ the bologna, playing tug of war with cyclops – she felt a wee bit slighted.  What happens when you slight a crazy bitch?  You got it. Punches get thrown and people get cut.

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Cincinnati, Ohio-There are two things in this world that scare the shit out of me. Clowns and crazy people. Why I choose to write about the latter, I have no fucking clue. Maybe I am just as crazy as them or maybe it’s my own way of dealing with my fears. Who knows. What I do do know is that Ranisha Jones is one crazy bitch with a wicked temper. I mean there has to be some serious loads of mouse-shit lying around up in her clockwork, because this bitch can’t even go five minutes without chiming off when she becomes agitated.  [Read more...]

Belmont County, Ohio–Ok, I admit it…I just can’t pass up a story that involves Jesus and partial nudity. I’m weird like that. Jeremy Lease caused a scene last Thursday when he appeared at the campus of Ohio University Eastern wearing nothing but a pair of tattered and torn pajama shorts. After inquiring about enrolling in a couple of classes, Lease was asked to leave the campus. Concerned about statements Lease had made while on campus, and fearing for his safety and the safety of others, school administrators called in the state patrol. [Read more...]

James Williams

Racine, Wisconsin–James Williams is a real piece of work. He faked his own kidnapping, scared the crap out of his mother with ransom demands, and made himself look like a total ass. And for what reason? He didn’t want to get in trouble with his parents for having the car out late. Did I mention he’s 23-fucking-years-old?

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Memphis, TN- I have never tried any brand of Kentucky Bourbon. Now, after reading about 46-year old Karen Sims and her crazy-assed drunk display on MarchMarch reviews 25, 2009, I think my lightweight ass will stick with beer. I know this is not one of the usual crimes we front page here on the Dreamin’ Demon, but being it is April 1, I thought the story of a drunk fool would be appropriate.

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