The Prince of Darkness Arrested In Florida

Port St. Lucie, Florida – I’m not going to take up much of your time this one, I just want you all to know that you can sleep easier tonight – the devil has been arrested. Turns out Mephistopheles has been in Florida, masquerading as your average, every day, run-of-the-mill, homeless guy. Who’da thunk it? I would have sworn the evil spirit was inhabiting the cold black soul of my next-door neighbor. Anyway, Beelzebub totally blew his cover SundaySunday reviews evening in an incident at a convenience store. He approached an ordinary man outside of the store and struck up a conversation. His cover was blown just a few minutes later when he shouted, “I’m the devil and I’m gonna kill you!” WowWow reviews. Subtlety is obviously not one of his stronger qualities. [Read more...]