Collinsville, IL- In case you are wondering, the writing on the shirt of the inebriated idiot to the left reads “Cleverly Disguised as a RESPONSIBLE ADULT.” I beg to differ. Just by looking at the man’s mugshot and reading the news on him, I seriously doubt he even knows how to spell the word adult. Or clever. Last Saturday, 44-year old Timothy A. Neal and his twin 18-year old sons, Daniel and Timothy W. Neal, were celebrating the holiday at bonfire near Collinsville. Another man at the bonfire began talking about religion and demons which resulted in an argument erupting between him and the Neal trio. Suddenly, Neal and his two sons began pummeling the man which resulted in him being taken to a local hospital for treatment to injuries to his face. Neal and his sons were arrested and the three were charged with a felony charge of mob action. Beings the twins were intoxicated, they were also charged with unlawful consumption of alcohol by a minor. The men were taken into custody and transported to the Madison County Jail.…Continue Reading
Chattanooga, TN The Palmer School of Chiropractic promotes the alignment of the spine as a means of curing diseases. The problem with people with cancer, diabetes, you name it, is because their spine is “subluxated”. Subluxation means dislocated or misaligned. If you’ve ever known a Palmer School graduate, you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. Although David Palmer came to this notion almost a hundred years ago, his followers (graduates) are convinced they can cure anything by adjusting the spine. This was all lectured to me by a recent graduate over a few beers in a local pub while he constantly blew and wiped his nose from his cold! Palmer stated the subluxations interfered with the body’s expression of “Innate Intelligence“. (“The Soul, Spirit, or Spark of Life”) I wonder if having one’s back adjusted rids the body of demonic spirits? No matter what branch of chiropractic medicine Tina Loher’s ex-husband practiced, I doubt very seriously he would have ever dreamed she would by-pass the Palmer method and opt to rid his demons by blowing them out with a gun.…Continue Reading
Queens, NY–This damn woman sure knows how to waste some good liquor. Marie, totally unaware of America’s view on alcohol abuse, decided to perform some voodoo on her 6 year old daughter. Guess she thought she had some demons that needed ridding. The clever woman she was, poured a ring of rum on the floor and lit it. (Insert “Oooh Fire” here) Now apparently that wasn’t enough of a deterrent for those pesky rascals. Fuck no, she had more rum in that bottle and what’s worse than left over Rum? Not enough fire, of course. Damn people, must I hold your hand through this process? …Continue Reading
Jacky and Phung Tran beat the bejesus out of their 3-year-old son because they believed the little guy had been invaded by demons.…Continue Reading
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A couple called 911 reporting that their 13-month-old daughter, Amora Bain Carson, was not breathing. When paramedics arrived, police were called in when it was apparent the infant had suffered some traumatic and unusual injuries. The couple, Jessica Carson and Blaine Keith Milam, both 18, told investigators different stories explaining how the infant received her injuries. One reason was that she had been involved in a car crash the day before, another was that dogs had bitten her and even that the child had beaten herself. But when the truth was finally revealed, what actually happened to Amora was far more horrendous and unbelievable than anyone could have imagined.…Continue Reading