CHEVY CHASE, MD – The body of Joshua Davis, a 15-year-old boy reported missing when he did not return home Monday night, was found by his father on Tuesday. Looks like the kid was riding his bike in a wooded trail when a dead tree fell on top of him.
When Davis had not returned home by 10 p.m. Monday night, his father contacted police. A search for the teen proved unsuccessful until the following day when Davis’ father found his son in some woods near his home. The boy had apparently been riding his bike when an old, dead tree fell on him and killed him. Police say that there were several storms active Monday that may have been a factor in Davis’ death. No foul play is suspected.
The Director of Montgomery County Department of Parks said in a statement, “We are deeply saddened by last night’s tragic accident in Rock Creek Park Stream Valley #2 claiming the life of a young boy riding his bicycle in the park.…
Continue ReadingMan Reportedly Dies After Having Sex With Wasp’s Nest *HOAX*
May 16, 2013 at 8:18 am by Agony In Black
DENMARK, SWEDEN – News Sweden is reporting that a man identified only as Hasse has died after attempting to have sex with a wasp’s nest.
The stinging sexual assault took place Monday on a farm near Ystad, a town of about 18,000, near Denmark, at the southern tip of the country better known for massages and their nonexistent bikini team.
According to investigators, Bertil Stahfraas discovered the 35-year-old victim lying unconscious on his farm. Stahfraas described his horny neighbor as being so bloated, at first he thought he was looking at a whale carcass. When he got closer, though, he was able to recognize Hasse’s neck tattoo. No word on whether Hasse was a Li’l Kim fan.
Hasse—unfortunately for him—was still alive, but died an hour after being found. Following an autopsy, police concluded that Hasse had tried to have intercourse with the wasp’s nest, without removing said wasps. The coronor found 146 stings on his body, including 54 on his genitals.
Insiders say the pathologist believes no man in recorded history ever wished to ejaculate prematurely more than Hasse.…
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Clackamas, OR - Hugo Avalos-Chanon died a horrible death other day after the 41-=year-old cleaning contractor fell into a mechanical blender at a meat-processing plant.
Avalos-Chanon worked for DCS Sanitation Management Inc., which performs daily cleaning of equipment at Interstate Meat Distributors. Shortly before midnight Friday, emergency crews were called to the plant after Avalos-Chanon was found entangled in a mechanical blender that regulates the fat content of ground meat.
Another worker hit the emergency stop button, but it was way too late for Avalos Chanon. The poor guy was pronounced dead at the scene, but his body could not be removed from the machine until it was dismantled the following day.
Dr. Cliff Young, a deputy state medical examiner, said Avalos-Chanon died from “blunt-force injuries and chopping wounds.”
Interstate Meat was cited in October after inspectors found machinery in the meat-grounding room were not properly locked down during cleaning, and could result in “unexpected start-up of the machine.” But OSHA says it’s too early to tell if that’s connected to Avalos-Chanon’s death.
“It’s way too early to say,” said Oregon OSHA spokeswoman, Melanie Mesaros.…
Continue ReadingShain Gandee, Star Of MTV’s Buckwild, Found Dead After Being Reported Missing
April 1, 2013 at 3:42 pm by Morbid
CHARLESTON, WV – Shain Gandee, one of the “stars” of MTV’s Buckwild, was found dead with two other men inside Gandee’s vehicle.
Gandee and his uncle were last seen leaving Larry’s Bar in Sissonville about 3 a.m. Sunday. The pair said they were going to do a bit of off-roading in Gandee’s 1984 Ford Bronco. Police were called after they did not return and the family had spent most of the day Sunday looking for them.
Deputies used all-terrain vehicles to access the area the men went off-roading, which is about a mile up a dirt road, and located the vehicle with three dead men inside. It was later confirmed that the men were Gandee and his uncle, 48-year-old David Gandee. The third man has been identified as Robert Myers.
A cause of death for the three men has not been released, but police say they do not suspect foul play.
“It’s a very sad day for this county,” Kanawha County Commissioner Kent Carper said. “This is a small place and just about everyone in this community knows everybody.”
For anyone not familiar with the show, here’s the official synopsis:
“BUCKWILD is an authentic comedic series following an outrageous group of childhood friends from the rural foothills of West Virginia who love to dodge grown-up responsibilities and always live life with the carefree motto, “whatever happens, happens. Money might be tight in their neck of the woods, but whether they’re throwing a dump truck pool party or building their own human slingshot, nothing stops them from making their own entertainment.…
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Brooklyn, NY – On September 28, a 2-week-old boy died at Maimonides Hospital in Brooklyn. A subsequent investigation by the medical examiner office led to a determination of the official cause of death to be, “disseminated herpes simplex virus Type 1, complicating ritual circumcision with oral suction.”
This is basically a fancy way of saying that the newborn died after a rabbi with herpes cleaned the baby’s freshly circumcised penis with his mouth. Despite this sounding like a really good idea… it turns out that it is not.
Far from being some new fad, the ritual of oral suction — or in Hebrew, metzitzah b’peh — was first described some 1800 years ago in a section of the Talmud. The procedure is spelled out very clearly – as is the consequence of not doing it correctly.
If a surgeon does not suck, it is dangerous and he is dismissed.
Taken literally, the procedure occurs during the circumcision ritual as the practitioner, or mohel, removes the foreskin of the penis. He then sucks the blood from the wound to clean it.…
Continue ReadingGirl Dies After Falling Out Of Ride At Brazilian Amusement Park
February 27, 2012 at 9:28 am by Morbid
Vinhedo, Brazil – I don’t normally post stories out of Brazil, but like animal attacks, I am morbidly fascinated by amusement park accidents. This probably stems from the film ROLLERCOASTER and my own experience with a Myrtle Beach roller coaster called The Black Witch that claimed the life of a 13-year-old girl.
In this case, a 14-year-old girl plummeted to her death after falling out of a ride at the Hopi Hari theme park in the Brazilian city of Vinhedo.
The teen, identified as Gabriela Yokuri Michelari, was on the ride ”La Tour Eiffel” with her family when the incident occurred. The ride is a free-fall type ride in which five people are seated side by side, hoisted up a 224-foot tall tower and then dropped 129 feet. After reaching speeds of 60 miles per hour, the riders are slowed down by electromagnetic brakes.
Witnesses say the instant these brakes were activated to stop the fall, the security catch of the girl’s seat opened, causing the girl to fall forward out of the ride, landing face down on the pavement at the base of the tower 80-90 feet below.…
Continue ReadingTeen With Down Syndrome Dies After 46-Story Fall Down Trash Chute
February 22, 2012 at 8:57 am by Morbid
Chicago, IL – Here’s a sad one to start off the day. A 17-year-old boy with Down syndrome died the other night after he climbed into a high-rise trash chute and plunged 46-stories to his death.
Charles Manley’s parents woke up when an alarm system went off alerting them that he had walked out of their apartment on the 46th floor. When they were unable to find him, they called 911 for help.
Investigators would end up finding Manley on the ground floor in the building’s trash compactor. The teen had opened the door to the trash chute on his floor, climbed in and then fell to his death.
On Tuesday, the medical examiner concluded Manley had died from multiple injuries resulting from the plunge. Investigators are now trying to figure out how Manley was able to into the chute. Residents say the chutes are 4-ft off the floor, about 1 1/2-feet square and do have a door covering the opening.
Manley was well-known in the building, often out talking to the other residents.…
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Baily, CO - Catrina Fox, 17, was killed late Friday night after – according to reports – intentionally opening the door of a car driven by her mother and jumping out. Fox ended up in the path of another car.
“I’ve never seen anything like that. She just got hit at full speed. It was horrific,” witness Dean Krakel later told news media.
A Colorado State police representative said that Fox was riding home to Bailey from Denver at around 1 a.m. when she ‘kicked open the door of her mom’s sedan and leapt onto US 285.’ She was then promptly hit by a 17-year-old boy from Littleton Colorado driving a 2001 Chrysler PT Cruiser. Colorado State Patrol Trooper Josh Lewis said that the driver of the PT Cruiser and his passengers were uninjured.
Krakel said that Fox’s mother passed out from shock after the accident, and the people who ran over the teen were “wailing” with grief.
It was reported that Fox had recently earned her GED and was planning on heading to California.…
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Geraldton, WA - A 29-year-old woman from Western Australia was killed Saturday morning while sitting in the passenger seat of her partner’s car as he was attempting to pull a friend’s car out of the sand.
The tow attempt was reportedly made by connecting a rope between the front of the car in which the victim was riding and the rear tow ball of the stuck vehicle.
When the unidentified victim’s partner started accelerating the car in reverse, the strain of the rope caused the tow ball to snap from the hitch. Senior Constable Darryl Peedan said that the tow ball then shot back through the front window of the car and hit the woman in the throat.
“The tow ball appeared to be fairly rusty and that may have caused the tow ball to snap off and go through the vehicle that was trying to get it out,” he said.
The woman’s three children reportedly witnessed the accident. She was pronounced dead shortly after arriving at Geraldton Regional Hospital.…
Continue ReadingJani Lane, Former Lead Singer For Warrant, Found Dead In Hotel Room
August 12, 2011 at 10:53 am by Morbid
Woodlands Hills, CA – Jani Lane, the 47-year-old ex-lead singer for the hair band Warrant, was found dead in a California Comfort Inn hotel room on Thursday night, while somewhere in England, Keith Richards slept like a baby.
A cause of death has not been released at this time, but the man has a history of alcohol issues. He pleaded no contest to misdemeanor DUI in 2009 after crashing into a parked car and he spent 120 days in jail for a similar incident in 2010.
I could not tell you how many times I wished for this man’s death when his grinning mug was prancing around MTV in his white leather. I also could not describe to you how ecstatic I was the day grunge had kicked the hair bands’ sorry asses off of television and radio.
It’s been over 20 years and I still think Warrant blows bloated corpse cock, representing pretty much everything I hated about that genre of music. While I’d still rather receive a blow job from a weed-eater than have to listen to a compilation of hair bands’ greatest hits, I quit wishing for their actual deaths a long time ago.…
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SOUTH BERWICK, ME — It’s been almost two days and police have yet to identify the body of a boy found dead along a gravel road in South Berwick on Saturday.
What makes this even more disturbing is the fact that as of today, no one has reported anyone missing that matched the boy’s description.
Police released one of those helpful, yet creepy computer-generated photos of the boy shown to be around 4 or 5 with short, wavy dark blonde hair and blue eyes. He was 3 feet, 8 inches tall and weighed 45 pounds wearing a gray colored camouflage hooded sweatshirt, tan colored khaki pants, and “Lightning McQueen” black sneakers.
Police are also looking for a navy blue Toyota Tacoma pickup truck. It has an extended cab and a full cap over the bed with a white license plate. Anyone with information on the boy’s identity or the pickup truck is asked to call Maine State Police in Gray, Maine, at (207) 657-3030.
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WARREN, MI – Been a slow news day at the moment, Jaded and crew having grabbed the better stories this morning. But there are a couple floating around, starting with a 17-year-old who died after being shot by the owner of the home he broke into.
Police say that on Monday morning, the teen had broken into a home owned by two brothers who run a side business that has them keeping large televisions in the house. The commotion woke up one of the brothers, a man in his early 30s, leading to the amn and the teen coming face to face with each other.
The teen was armed with a butcher’s knife, the man armed with a shotgun he used to shoot the teen in the leg. The teen jumped out a window and tried to run, but collapsed and died from blood loss.
The homeowner was taken to the hospital suffering from a mild panic attack. He is cooperating with police, who have remarked this looks like a case of justifiable homicide, but he refused to make any statements without a lawyer.…
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TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES, N.M. – A 48-year-old woman was mauled to death by four pit bulls while she took a walk on Sunday.
Witnesses say that Margaret Salcedo tried using her cell phone as the dogs began attacking her, but one of the pits grabbed her arm and she dropped it. For the next three minutes, the four dogs bit her all over her body. A man in a car tried to help Salcedo, but remained in his vehicle when the dogs attacked him as well.
When police arrived, they had to shoot and kill one of the dogs when it charged at him, but the other three ran off. They were later rounded up and taken to the animal shelter. Salcedo was conscious at the scene, but her injuries were too severe and she would later die at the hospital.
The four dogs belonged to John and Maria Hardiman, and reportedly escaped from the home’s fenced-in backyard. The DA will decide if charges will be filed against the dog’s owners.…
Continue ReadingSex Offender Accused Of Killing Homeless Man To Fake Death For Second Time
April 11, 2011 at 1:52 pm by Wanderer
Fort Worth, TX – Police allege that a sex offender tried to evade rape charges by killing a homeless man he thought looked like him in an attempt to fool police into thinking he was dead.
Michael A. Gilbert, 42, was convicted of raping a 12-year-old girl in 1987. Since then he has been in and out of jail for several parole violations and the subject of a couple sexual assault charges. In an attempt to get out of charges that he raped a 16-year-old girl, he decided to fake his own death. Police say he shot a man he thought resembled him then stuffed his dead body in the trunk of his car before setting it on fire.
The part of Gilbert’s plan that was to link him to the burning car worked great. The part where police were to be tricked into thinking he was the dead man in the trunk was thwarted by a simple dental records comparison. Gilbert would end up in a standoff with police when they came to arrest him at his apartment on Tuesday.…
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Houston, TX — On the last day of the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo, 46-year-old Brian Greenhouse fell to his death from the “Hi-Miler” roller coaster.
Reports are that around 9 pm, riders were at the coaster’s midway point traveling about 9 miles an hour before a drop. Greenhouse was in the first car and for reasons unknown, fell from a height of about 28-feet, landing on a person on the ground. CPR was administered on Greenhouse by medical personnel, but he would die from his injuries. The person he fell on suffered a broken ankle.
Inspectors have been out to check the ride and they are unable to find anything wrong with it. Unlike Lindsay Zebo, the 21-year-old who was killed after being ejected from a roller coaster last year, there doesn’t seem to be any signs of a mechanical malfunction. “They examined the car that this gentleman came out of. The lap restraint was still totally down. The bar was still totally down. They inspected it thoroughly and found no malfunction of this thing and then they inspected every other car and found no malfunction,” HLSR chief operating officer Leroy Shafer said.…
Continue ReadingCouple Charged After Their Infant Was Found Dead In Back Of Pickup Truck
March 20, 2011 at 11:57 am by Morbid
ROEBUCK, SC – A couple have been arrested on drug charges hours after the body of their dead baby was found inside a lockbox in the back of a pickup truck.
Police say that the employer of 34-year-old Chuck McCullough called police after they received an anonymous call from a person claiming McCullough had called stating his 2-month-old baby had stopped breathing. When the tipster informed McCullough to call police and an ambulance, McCullough hung up stating he could not do that.
Later that day, dispatch received a call informing them that McCullough and his wife, 21-year-old Carissa McCullough, were riding around town in a truck with their dead infant. Police were finally able to locate the couple after receiving another call informing them of where the couple were.
At first police didn’t find any dead baby in the truck until the couple told them to look in the back. There, inside a lockbox, police discovered the dead body of Noah Darrell Dennis McCullough. A search warrant on the couple’s residence was executed and guess what police found inside?…
Continue ReadingKindergartner Dies After Accidentally Hanging Himself While Playing On Slide
March 15, 2011 at 10:31 am by Morbid
Columbus, OH — Another sad story in the news today involving the accidental death of a 6-year-old boy who was accidentally hanged by a rope while playing on a slide.
The accident happened last Saturday afternoon as Noah was playing in the backyard of a friend’s house. He and his friends were playing with a rope that he somehow got wrapped around his neck as he went down a slide.
In a 911 call recording, one person was captured encouraging Noah, who had stopped breathing. “Come on, Noah. You got to come through, buddy,” the caller said as another neighbor performed CPR. “Come on. We’re here, buddy.”
Tragically, Noah would die an hour after arriving at Dublin Methodist Hospital. The preliminary coroner’s report indicates that Noah, a kindergartner at Bailey Elementary, died of ligature strangulation.
Police do not suspect foul play and believe that what happened was nothing other than a “tragic accident.”
Stories like this always remind me of that hot chick who almost hanged herself jumping from a swing.
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FULTON, KY – An investigation is currently underway regarding the death of a 14-month-old girl who died yesterday after being found face down in a bucket of bleach water.
Emergency workers where called to the child’s home Monday evening after she had been found in the bucket. She was taken to Parkway Regional Hospital where she was pronounced dead at 7:30 p.m. Obviously, people have a lot of questions and to make sure this kid’s death wasn’t criminal in nature, Fulton Police Chief Terry Powell plans on getting some answers.
“The incident is currently being investigated by all three agencies — Social Services, the coroner’s office and the Fulton Police Department — to gather the facts of the case for the commonwealth attorney to review and make the determination what, if any, charges should be filed,” Powell said at press time today.
No names have been released at this time, nor have any charges have been filed, but once investigators get the autopsy report back, that may change.…
Continue ReadingMissing Teen Found Dead Possibly Fell Out Of Plane’s Wheel Well
November 23, 2010 at 1:49 pm by Morbid
Charlotte, NC — A teenager from Charlotte, North Carolina was reported missing last week and then found dead later that same day in Massachusetts may have fallen out of an airplane’s wheel well. Delvonte Tisdale moved from Baltimore to Charlotte to live with his father. He was a student at North Mecklenburg High School, a member of the school’s Air Force Jr. ROTC program and by all accounts, hated living in Charlotte. When he was reported missing by his father on Nov 14th, they figured he had run away like he had before. Hours later, on the 15th, a mangled body was discovered hundreds of miles away on the front lawn of an upscale home in Milton. The body was not wearing a shirt or shoes and was so badly mutilated that cause of death and immediate identification were impossible. The only clue was a handwritten note in a pocket that appeared to be a lunch pass with Tisdale’s name on it. Using fingerprints, investigators were able to determine it was in fact the missing teen.…
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SAN DIEGO, California — The autopsy has come back on the girl who died moments after getting out of a hot tub and they were inconclusive. Emily Palmeter, 16, was with a female friend on Friday night visiting two men, ages 18 and 19, at an apartment complex. After sitting in the complex’s hot tub for a while, Palmeter got out and accompanied one of the men to one of the men’s mother’s apartment. A short time later the man came back and told the other two that something was wrong with Palmeter. She was found shortly after 1:20 a.m. Saturday, collapsed on the living room floor. There were no signs of trauma or any indication of foul play, but homicide detectives are investigating. Toxicology tests have been ordered, but could take several weeks before the results to come in. According to Palmeter’s Facebook page, she was a junior at the San Diego School of Creative and Performing Arts. I was thinking that maybe she had just passed out and hit her head, as I have seen that happen before with people who sat in a hot tub for an extended length of time, but they would have surely found evidence of that during the autopsy.…
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