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Mostafa Zayed’s Neighbors Enjoyed His Halloween Display – Until It Stank
October 17, 2009 by thinkgoat
Marina del Rey, California 75-year-old Mostafa Zayed provided his neighborhood with an extra special HalloweenHalloween reviews
display. I think you must be very careful when constructing an arrangement, only include things that might not spoil in the heat that Marina del Rey has this time of year. It was with this lack of foresight that triggered extra attention to Zayed’s 3rd story apartment balcony. I think that little presentation started to smell like something distinct…like a rotting corpse. That’s right. The clever little display neighbors had be either admiring or ignoring was none other than Mostafa Zayed with a hole shot through his eye, in plain view. Neighbors thought it was some sort of a gorey Halloween dummy slumped over a chair that had been up there since Monday and that’s why authorities weren’t called. Well, they weren’t too far off. Coroner’s officials were called to the apartment complex at 6:42 Thursday evening and a cause of death has not been announced. I’m betting it will include the hole through his head but I’m no expert. So fellow Demonites, when you’re walking your children house to house trick or treating, you might not want to get too close to those displays, unless you’re like me. I’ll be sure to give those mummy looking things an extra little sniff. Just consider it a little community service. [Read more...]


Morgan Adams’ Ex Was Rotting in The Spa
July 13, 2009 by thinkgoat
Scottsdale, Arizona This whole investigation started at the end of May. Temperatures in Scottsdale, Arizona, on the average were around 93 degrees which was getting nice and warm. With all that heat comes the need to keep your plants and yard watered. Along with that watering comes maintenance, mowing, trimming…and if you don’t have time, it’s vogue to hire a landscaper. You know, cultivating beauty. And as many times as we’ve all enjoyed the *ahem* aesthetics on this page as well as the cries for brain bleach and a good eyeball cleansing, I doubt battery acid could help the poor landscaping dude that walked up on the Arizona man who had been dead in his hot tub for at least three days. [Read more...]


Abel and Denise Wolf Buried Daughter Once – Moved Her A Few Times
July 8, 2009 by thinkgoat
Oklahoma City, OK This story is reminiscent of the darker writings by William Faulkner. When the news story came across the wire, shades of “As I Lay Dying” played out in my head. (If you haven’t, you must read that story.) It’s a tale of a family with a mother who lays down to die while her oldest son builds her coffin outside the bedroom window so she could approve each board used. And she does die, leaves one wish – to be buried in Missouri. Their journey begins from their home in Mississippi in a ass-drawn carriage…and it’s hot… buzzards following them the entire way because momma is now stinking to high heaven. Which is so very close to what the Wolfs must have smelled before they buried their 11 year-old daughter the first time. [Read more...]






