Dallas, TX – At the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve, Kerri Lyn Smith’s boyfriend leaned in for a kiss. Little did the poor fucker know, he, at some point, did something to piss her the hell off. What he did/said/thought is unknown. And when he committed the atrocious offense, whether it be real or Kerri’s imagination, is also unknown. She showed him her displeasure by biting his lip off and spitting it out. She bit his bottom lip right the hell off his face. He was able to push her crazy ass away and summon help via 911. (Would you consider me twisted if I told you that I would love to hear the actual 911 recording? I’m running it through my head right now, and yes, it sounds kinda funny). Police say they aren’t sure why Smith was so pissed, but when they arrived at the home, they found the boyfriend’s lip laying on the floor. I don’t know, but I’m thinking alcohol may have played a role in the whole bloody incident. Or drugs, because dude didn’t want to press charges. Regardless of his wishes, 41-year-old Kerri was booked on charges of aggravated assault/family violence. The 55-year-old victim was later treated at the hospital and released. Well, at least he wasn’t getting blown when she flipped her shit.

Dallas, TX - Since I’m on a bizarro roll this morning, I’m gonna throw Martin Guerrero into the mix. According to police documents, Guerrero, 17, was sitting in art class, kinda zoning out and staring off into space. His female teacher approached his desk to check up his progress on an assignment and attempted to get his attention. For whatever reason, Guerrero pulled up his shirt and exposed his junk. In front of the teacher, and a room full of students between the ages of 14 and 17, Guerrero started strokin’ the bologna pony – diligently – while moaning. He even threw in an “aye mami” for good measure. The teacher, unable to stop him from fappin’, ran out of the classroom and alerted the school police. She told investigators that several students later told her “that was very scary.” Because of the ages of his fellow classmates, Guerrero is now looking at a felony charge of indecency with a child. Bail has been set at $5,000. GoodGood reviews luck living this down, kiddo. [Read more...]

Dallas, Texas – WomenWomen reviews in the Turtle Creek and Oak Lawn area are being told to keep your eyes peeled for any suspicious behavior as a very brazen robber has now been linked to five attacks on females. Their concern is that the guy is getting bolder with every consecutive attack. Police say that the man cases parking lots surprising his targets as they are distracted. Using a gun, he makes the victim take him to ATM’s. In two cases, he has broken into the victims’ homes. An accomplice held one victim at the home while he took the other to an ATM. He made one victim strip naked and get in her closet as he went through her apartment, stealing small electronics and jewelry. So ladies, keep your eyes peeled. It is very important that while you are carrying that bag of shoes while talking on the cell phone about Alicia’s ugly new hairstyle that you are constantly aware of your surroundings! [Read more...]

Lake Highlands (DallasDallas Barr reviews), Texas They say the best age to get children acclimated to water and swimming is around six-twelve months. The reasoning behind this is that they still have some memory of the fluid environment in the womb and it’s still natural for them. And as for using flotation devices for infants, the experts say it’s best for an infant to learn to swim properly without the use of them, but they are great supplemental training tools. Some of the vertical floaties can be turned horizontally to help the little bodies move through the water. All done with proper guidance and oversight, of course. And the biggest thing about having your infant in the water, besides safety, is to make the swimming experience pleasant and fun for them. But swimming with Christopher Dean didn’t turn out so fun for his 11 month-old. Guess Christopher didn’t realize his 11 month-old didn’t like being held underwater until his lips turned blue. [Read more...]

Dallas, TX – Vanessa Barron’s sister warned her before -  if she and her husband Eugenio didn’t stop huffin’ paint thinner around the kiddos, she was going to turn them in. When Mary Barron paid a visit to her sister’s motel room on Tuesday, she was greeted at the door by the toxic fumes of toluene – a.k.a. ‘tolly’ – one of the ingredients in paint thinner. InsideInside reviews the small room (383 sq. ft.) were Vanessa, her husband Eugenio, and their three young children, ranging in age from 2 months to 5-years, and Eugenio’s 9-year-old son. Vanessa, apparently intoxicated by the fumes, was dozing off while breastfeeding the infant. Eugenio was next to her, his thinner rag in his hand. “To see my nephews in the situation I saw them was unacceptable,” Mary said. “They were underweight, they were malnourished, they were dirty, they were thirsty.” Mary made good on her threat and called in the police. [Read more...]

Dallas, TX – Abner Santiago and his family had long been concerned for the safety and well-being of his sister Abneris and her young children – since she met Alfred Santiago in Florida several years ago and abruptly moved out of state and away from her family. After a recent telephone call to her mother in which she relayed that Alfred was abusive to her and her children, Abner set out from Ohio to find his sister. On July 2, Abner caught up with his sister at a BBQ restaurant where she was employed – the two placed a call to the local sheriff’s department to request a police escort in order to safely remove Abneris’ four children from their room at the Budget Suites motel. When their escort arrived, they found Alfred sitting inside the suite with the couple’s healthy 1-year-old baby girl. Abneris’ other three children, ages 6, 10, and 11, were found emaciated and shut inside the bathroom – where they spent the majority of their time. And damn…those kids really had a tale to tell. [Read more...]

Dallas, Texas Honestly, how many times have we jokingly threatened our children with “I’m going to hang you by your feet”? Better yet, how many times have our children bounced off the walls and we secretly entertained the same idea? Or plotted it out, complete with the story we’d tell Child and Family Services once someone ratted us out? For me, maybe only a couple of times regarding my children, several times over concerning my husband. But that’s a whole other story right there! To actually act on that impulse takes either great nerve, great stupidity, a chemical imbalance, or a nasty mix of the three. [Read more...]

Dallas, Texas–Hinky meters were going off like crazy when the story of Daisja Weaver hit the forums last Wednesday. Daisja’s mother, Tamaira Creagh, had quite a frightening tale to tell. Last Tuesday evening, while Tamaira was preparing to move items to a new apartment, a Hispanic male, dressed in red and black, entered her apartment and attempted to sexually assault her…she managed to fight him off. Thwarted, the man grabbed her infant daughter, Daisja, car seat and all, jumped from a second-story balcony, and disappeared into the night. Scary shit, huh? Almost as scary as the real story behind little Daisja’s disappearance. [Read more...]

Dallas, Texas – We all have those things we’ve done that we hope our kids never find out about.  Usually its something pretty minor, underage drinking, maybe some pot use, sex before marriage, etc.  Little things that kids do and teens tend to get in to, but nothing major like let’s say, kidnapping and rape.  Right?  If Quinton Young was trying to hide his predilection for those sorts of activities from his kids, he failed.  Miserably.

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Bryant Rivera

Dallas, Texas–Bryant Rivera, 22, is being accused of leaving his 3-year-old stepson alone in the car, in a bar parking lot, in a high-crime area, for more than 5 hours. But dammit! He had a good reason!

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Veronica Ortiz

Dallas, TX–Veronica Ortiz needs to work on her parenting skills. I know the Parenting For Dummies manual doesn’t actually spell out, word-for-word, that leaving your young children home alone is a bad idea, but it shouldn’t have to. Or should it?

Veronica’s two boys, ages 2 and 3, were found wandering around an apartment complex, barefoot and filthy, at 10:00 p.m. SundaySunday reviews night. When officers figured out where the children lived, they were greeted with another surprise.

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David Coronado, Jr.

Dallas, TX – This past July 19, David Coronado, Sr. (MySpaceMySpace) and Ruthy Chabolla (MySpace) celebrated the birth of David Jr. Although full-term, he weighed a mere 4 pounds, 5 ounces. He seemed to do well, however, as he appeared relatively fit at a December 1 doctor visit and weighed over 7 pounds.

Less than a month later, little David had lost several ounces and was on life support at Children’s Medical Center in a condition described in a court document as “neurologically devastated,” while his parents had been arrested for what CPS has termed “long-term, extensive physical abuse to their only infant son.” Last Monday, David Jr.’s court-appointed guardian filed a motion asking that doctors be permitted to remove the infant from life support. [Read more...]

Anthony Beckett

Dallas, TX–A neighbor reports hearing Christopher’s repeated cries, ‘No daddy! No daddy! Stop daddy!’ Then the sound of running water could be heard for up to 30 minutes at a time. Christopher was later carried out of the apartment by medics…he was covered in bruises and vomit, he was soaking wet, he was unresponsive. Christopher Dotson, 6, was taken to Children’s Medical Center, where he died. ‘Daddy‘ was 24-year-old Anthony Beckett.

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