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Umpqua Community CollegeROSEBURG, OR – Police have confirmed at least 15 people have been killed after someone opened fire at Oregon’s Umpqua Community College.

County commissioner Chris Boice, at least 15 to 20 people were shot injured in the mass shooting before the shooter was “brought down.” The only other information released about the shooter is that they are in custody.

A school official told reporters that shots were fired at Snyder Hall and that the school was immediately put on lock-down. Agents with the U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosive, along with local police and emergency crews, are now at the 100-acre campus.

Students are being searched by authorities before being released from the school. They, along with faculty, are being bused to a nearby fairground where they can be picked up.

Roseburg is a city of about 22,000 people located about 70 miles south of Eugene, Oregon, and some 180 miles south of Portland. Umpqua Community College has a 100-acre campus with about 3,000 full time students and 16,000 part-time students.…

Joshua MadduxWOODLAND PARK, CO – The Teller County Coroner’s Office has identified the remains found inside an abandoned cabin’s chimney as 18-year-old Joshua Maddux, who disappeared in 2008.

The remains were found last month by workers who were demolishing the cabin that has stood empty for almost 10 years. It took a month, but dental records were used to positively identify the body.

During a press conference announcing the identification, the coroner said there was no sign of foul play or trauma to the body and that it seems as if Maddux voluntarily climbed inside the chimney, probably to gain access to the inside of the cabin..

Maddux ran into serious trouble once he found that the chimney was equipped with a wood-burning stove that prevented him from getting inside the cabin. So, basically, the poor guy got himself stuck in a chimney and then died of dehydration – which can take three to four days.

I can imagine a handful of nightmare ways to die, and standing inside a chimney for days until dying of dehydration is definitely one of them.…

Heather PhillipsPORT SAINT LUCIE, FL – Heather Phillips, a 40-year-old pre-school teacher, has been charged with having sex with her daughter’s 15-year-old ex-boyfriend.

According to police, the teen went to his parents on Sept. 17 and told them he had been in a sexual relationship with Phillips and that she was pregnant with his baby.

The boy’s parents called police who then started their investigation. The teen told them that he met Phillips when he started dating her 12-year-old daughter earlier this year. He said that during his relationship with her daughter, Phillips would flirt with him and told him he was a “hot kid,” and “wish you were mine.”

The teen said that after he broke up with Phillip’s daughter on June 1, he and Phillips continued to communicate via ooVoo. He said that Phillips picked him up and took him to a park where he had sex with Phillips on a slide.

I’m trying to give the kid the benefit of the doubt with the next bit of info, but he told police he didn’t want to have sex with Phillips but she forced him to.…

Danielle HughesSPARTANBURG, SC – Danielle Hughes has been arrested and her two young children removed from her care after she called 911 asking for a priest to come remove the demons from her 5-year-old son.

The 23-year-old called 911 to report that her home was possessed by demons, claiming pictures were falling off the walls and a shadow was standing over her shoulder. She also wanted a priest to exorcise demons she felt were possessing her son.

When police arrived at the woman’s trailer, they found a house that needed a maid more than it needed any type of religious rituals. Deputies say the house was filthy and filled with trash and dead roaches.

The bedroom was full of dirty diapers, trash, and milk bottles half-full of spoiled milk. The refrigerator in the kitchen was full of molded food and a swarm of gnats came out of it when it was opened. Even worse, Hugh’s baby girl was covered in bug bites.

The baby and her 5-year-old brother were removed from the home and placed into protective custody.…

Nicholas KernechelNORRISTOWN, PA – A horrific case of child abuse is being reported out of Pennsylvania, where a man has been accused of beating his girlfriend’s 4-year-old autistic son and forcibly pulling out three of the boy’s teeth.

Police were notified in July, when the boy’s mother brought him to police with “severe facial and dental injuries” and handed them a bag that contained three of the boy’s teeth.

“The teeth were bloody but intact, from the tooth through the top of the root,” authorities said in a statement.

According to the woman, she had left her son with her live-in boyfriend, 27-year-old Nicholas Kernechel, while she went out with friends for a couple of hours. The following morning she found her son in his room “asleep on the floor, lying on top of dried blood.”

She found her son was missing three upper teeth, had an extremely swollen upper lip, a bloody upper gum line and bruises all over his face. The boy told his mother that Kernechel was responsible for his injuries and that he was not nice.…

Gloria DrummerWEST HARTFORD, CT – Police have arrested 57-year-old Gloria Drummer after she stabbed a random woman in the head with a butcher knife outside a CVS.

According to reports, Drummer had been inside the CVS looking for cigarettes and mumbling to herself. After leaving the store, she waited outside for the 27-year-old victim to walk out and then plunged a 8 to 10-inch butcher knife in the victim’s head.

“You lucky I didn’t scalp you,” Drummer allegedly told the woman after she fell to the ground.

The victim was assisted by her boyfriend and CVS employees before being taken to the hospital. She was later released after three staples were used to close a one-inch stab wound on the top of her head that went into her skull.

After stabbing the victim, Drummer walked across to a bus stop across the street and was still waiting when police arrived. “She was rambling on and said ‘Just take me to jail, take me to jail for what I did,'” West Hartford Police Lt.

Isabel Cristina ZuluagaSIMPSONVILLE, SC – Police have taken a 13-year-old boy into custody after his mother, 44-year-old Isabel Zuluaga, was found stabbed to death in their home.

A contractor who arrived at Zuluaga’s home Tuesday morning is the one who called 911 after finding the woman dead inside.

He said that when no one answered the door for him he went under home’s crawlspace to start working and found Zuluaga’s son hiding under the house.

After telling the boy to leave so he could start working he noticed blood dripping from above, through the floorboards. That’s when the contractor went inside the home and found Zuluaga dead from multiple stab wounds to the torso.

Police would take the teen into custody a few hours later after he was found walking near a highway. According to Greenville County Sheriff Steve Loftis, the teen admitted to killing his mother the night before and then going to sleep.

“When the contractor came it startled him because apparently he did not realize a contractor was coming,” said Loftis.…

Derrick GharabighiBURBANK, CA – Police have arrested 24-year-old Derrick Gharabighi after they say he punched a 78-year-old Costco shopper in the face during an argument over Nutella waffle samples.

According to reports, the incident happened on Sunday when the elderly man walked over to a Nutella sample station. Before he was able to take one, Gharabighi got there first and snatched them all.

When the victim, Sahak Sahakian, told Gharabighi that he had wanted one of the samples and that he shouldn’t have taken so many,  Gharabighi responded by punching Sahakian in the face so hard that the old man was taken to the hospital to treat a one-inch cut and swelling over his left eye.

“It’s a shame that it had to come to this over a Nutella sample,” said Burbank police Sgt. Claudio Losacco. “It’s a tragic situation where someone in their 70s, almost 80 years old, is faced with something like this.”

Police arrested Gharabighi and charged him with one count of elder abuse with the special allegation that he personally inflicted great bodily injury on someone older than 70.…

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devilHERE, NOW – It’s been awhile since I last posted about the fundraiser I have going on in an effort to pay for a new server for an entire year, so here’s a post about the fundraiser I have going on in an effort to pay for a new server for an entire year.

We have reached the halfway mark to our halfway mark, and I appreciate every one of you who have parted with their dough – either through the fundraiser, Patreon, or Paypal donations.

For those of you who are not aware, or too lazy to click this link for some context, I run this site by myself and with the help of some gluttons for punishment volunteers. This is not a company with employees or anything like that. It’s just my dumbass running this place for over a decade for no good reason aside from the fact that I like to do it (and with 4736 articles by myself alone, I could just be mental).…

Mark ConstantinoRENO, NV – Mark and Debby Constantino, a couple often featured on Travel Channel’s “Ghost Adventures”, are dead in what police are calling a murder-suicide.

On Tuesday morning, a woman called police to report she had returned home to find her male roommate dead. She also told them her other roommate, Debby Constantino, was missing.

Through their investigation, police quickly determined that the missing woman’s cell phone was pinging from an apartment owned by an adult child of Debby and her estranged husband, 53-year-old Mark Constantino.

As police approached the apartment, Mark shot at them through the door and told them to go away. Negotiators from local police and the FBI tried to get Constantino to come out and surrender, but after a few hours and no response a SWAT team made entry into the apartment.

Inside they would find the dead bodies of both Mark and Debby. Police say Mark was responsible for the death of the male at the first location and had kidnapped his wife before killing her and then himself.…

sexy slideUK – Christopher Johnson was arrested after he got caught having sex with a slide, again, and is now banned from any location where a slide may be present.

The 46-year-old got himself into trouble after several people at Stoke Green Park witnessed him having sex with a slide and called police. He was arrested and later pleaded guilty to outraging public decency by behaving in an indecent manner.

He received a three-year criminal behavior order which banned him from any location that has a slide, including parks, swimming pools and playgrounds. Johnson was also ordered to pay approximately $580 in fines and court fees, and must undergo an 18 month sex offender treatment program.

This isn’t the first time the parking lot attendant has run into trouble because of his peculiar fetish. In July of last year, he pleaded guilty to a similar charge after he got caught getting his groove on with a slide in a different park.

He’s also not the first person we’ve featured on Dreamin’ Demon who got into trouble for having sex with inanimate objects.…

Aaron CutsingerHARTFORD, AR – Police have charged 25-year-old Aaron Cutsinger with murder after he ran over a woman multiple times on a rural road as she held her 2-year-old son.

Police were called to the scene Saturday night after someone found a toddler covered in bruises wandering a dirt road. The boy was taken to the hospital while police searched the area and found the boy’s mother, 23-year-old Leanora Rippy, dead after having been run over numerous times back and forth.

In less than 24 hours investigators had identified Cutsinger as a suspect and had taken him into custody. Cutsinger once dated Rippy and had recently been arrested after sending Rippy a series of threatening text messages. During questioning, Cutsinger reportedly admitted that he was responsible for Rippy’s death.

Cutsinger is now facing charges of first-degree murder and first-degree attempted murder. He’s currently being held at the detention center without bond. Rippy’s son has since been released from the hospital and into DHS custody.

“It was an act of God the child was not hurt worse,” Sebastian County Sheriff Bill Hollenbeck said, adding the boy was alone for several hours in a remote area populated by wild hogs and bears.…

hortonAVON PARK, FL – I plan on being a feisty old fart. I’m going to shimmy my old lady ass as I shuffle board in the morning, and drink a few margaritas while I play strip poker in the evening. I’m going to be amazing.

What I won’t be doing is waving my gun at the help, or being a general cantankerous ass like 91-year-old Max Horton, who was arrested after threatening to kill a landscaper for getting grass clippings on his car.

Robert Hendrix was working at Horton’s home when the elderly man confronted him about grass clippings that had landed on his car. Hendrix, who has known Horton for 14 years, brushed the grass off the car but Horton went apeshit, saying he was going to “fix the problem himself.”

Horton pulled out a gun from a pouch on his hip, then ordered Hendrix to his knees while telling Hendrix he was going to kill him. Hendrix begged “please don’t kill me” while backing up on his knees. Johnny Barnes, Hendrix’s coworker, saw this unfolding and approached Horton as he fired off a shot at Hendrix and then aimed the gun at Barnes.…

Alan LassiterDURHAM, NC — Police have arrested 29-year-old Alan Lassiter after he admitted he’d tried drowning his three small children in an apartment complex’s pond.

After Lassiter tossed his children into the pond Sunday night, an off duty sheriff’s deputy who lives in the complex was able to pull out Lassiter’s daughters, ages 3 and 5, and start administering CPR. Lassiter’s 7-year-old son was able to get away unharmed and run for help.

Lassiter called 911 afterwards and told the dispatcher what he had done, and why he did it. As you may have already guessed, it was everyone else’s fault but his own.

“I just drowned my two daughters in the lake back there ’cause CPS wanted to take them away from me,” he said. “I was dealing with some pedophilia things, OK, OK. I was dealing with some sexual desires that I was trying to get some help with, but instead they turned their back on me, the whole system, and tried to take my kids, and they took the rest of the, of the little happiness that I had.”

He then goes on to tell the dispatcher that chucking his children in a lake was a teaching aid that he hopes they will learn from.…

Fidel LopezFORT LAUDERDALE, FL – Police say 24-year-old Fidel Lopez became so enraged over his girlfriend saying her ex-husband’s name during sex that he killed her by pulling out part of her intestines through her vagina.

At around 3:30 a.m. Saturday, Lopez called 9-1-1 to report his girlfriend, 31-year-old Maria Nemeth, was having difficulty breathing and was going to die.

When police arrived at the couple’s apartment, they found several holes in the apartment’s drywall, a closet door was lying in a hallway, and the rear sliding glass door had been shattered.

They found Lopez crying in the bathroom beside Nemeth, who was lying dead in a pool of blood. Officers also found a large amount of blood on the floor inside a closet, along with several chunks of bloody tissue.

When questioned, Lopez told police that he and Nemeth had been drinking Tequila and then started having rough sex. Lopez said that after he inserted several objects into Nemeth’s vagina, at her request, she went to the bathroom where she vomited and started having trouble breathing.…

Brian KittingerMARSHALL, MI – Police have arrested 64-year-old Brian Kittinger after he allegedly kicked his battered wife out of their home, forcing her to walk eight miles naked.

At around 1 a.m. Monday, Kittinger reportedly assaulted his wife, 63-year-old Marilyn Kittinger, then forced her to strip off her clothes and get to steppin’. Not wanting to walk the main streets in the nude, the woman decided to make her way to an elderly woman’s home.

“She didn’t want to walk into the city because of her predicament of no clothing and she noticed the residence where they take care of the lawn,” Sheriff Matt Saxton said said. “It was an elderly lady and she went to the back patio and pulled up a chair and ate some apples off a tree.”

At around 10 a.m. Monday morning, Brian called police to report his wife was missing after walking out of the house during an argument. Police would search for Marilyn until late Tuesday afternoon when they got a call from the elderly woman reporting she found Marilyn outside of her home.…

skalitzkyMADISON, WI – Matthew Skalitzky, 40, has been arrested after he used a 4-foot sword to stab and decapitate his 68-year-old mother.

Matthew Skalitzky spent the night at his parents, Jane and Joseph Skalitzky, and ate breakfast with them the following morning.

At around 11:30 a.m. he told his parents that he was ready to go home so his mother offered to drive him the 4-miles to the townhouse he shared with a roommate.

The roommate, who has not been named, recalls Jane being friendly and greeting him before going upstairs with Matthew, who seemed “distant and unemotional.” Within 10 to 15 minutes, the roommate heard “stomping noises” upstairs and went to investigate.

On his way up the stairs he says he heard Jane yelling, “No, no, no!” When he reached Matthew and Jane he found Matthew holding a 4-foot sword over the headless body of his mother. Jane’s hands were also wounded, which I assume was the result of Jane trying to defend herself.

The roommate moved towards Matthew, who surrendered the bloodied sword to him, then lead Matthew to the couch as if he were a child.…

dykemaBROOKSVILLE, FL – Police say they entered a veritable house of horrors while attempting to pick up 47-year-old Nickcole Dykema for multiple probation violations.

Seargant Chris Calderon saw Dykema staring at him through a broken window of her mobile home and requested that she come out. Dykema retorted with a slew of profanities and told him to “leave her property!”

Officers responding to Calderon’s call for back-up forced their way inside her home but not before Dykema fled to a corner and hid beneath a blanket with her feet poking out from the bottom. She was also armed with a long sword and the officers said they could see her waving it under the blanket.

I had hoped that this included her quietly booing while swaying back in forth like ghost from Scooby Doo, but when reading into it further I discovered it played out like a scene from first season of True Detective.

Dykema swung her sword at Calderon, missing his face by inches. She was shot with a non-lethal bean bag round and fled to another room filled with hundreds knives of all shapes and sizes.…