Michael Trudeau Accused Of Killing Girlfriend’s Cat, Biting Off Part Of Her Ear, Shoving Umbrella Down Her ThroatFebruary 2, 2015 at 4:06 pm by Morbid
CHASKA, MN – Michael Trudeau is facing a slew of charges after the 51-year-old lunatic allegedly killed his girlfriend’s cat weeks before biting off part of her ear and shoving an umbrella down her throat.
Last Sunday, officers responded to a report of a domestic assault and met with a 42-year-old woman who was visibly shaken and bloody.
She told them Trudeau, her boyfriend of two years, had spent the afternoon at her apartment drinking before they got into a verbal argument over their relationship that turned physical.
This argument may have had something to do with an incident that had happened a few weeks prior, when Trudeau allegedly set the victim’s cat on fire in the living room. After the fire was extinguished, Trudeau reportedly strangled the cat to death before cutting off its head with a pair of scissors.
The girlfriend didn’t call police because, well, he’s fucking crazy and he threatened to kill her if she did.
Now, three weeks later, the woman has found herself in a headlock with Trudeau telling her, “I’m trained to kill the enemy.…
PONTIAC, MI – Robert Kelly has been sentenced to 20 to 30 years in prison after being convicted of beating his sleeping daughter to death with an aluminum baseball bat.
Back in 2011, Kelly walked into the bedroom of his daughter, 20-year-old Megan Roberts, and beat her with a baseball bat.
She was found by her mother at around the same time the 52-year-old psychologist walked into the Oxford police station to confess that he’d beaten his daughter in the face and head as she slept.
Kelly was initially charged with assault with intent to murder, but that charge was upgraded to first-degree murder after Roberts died from her injuries.
Last month, Kelly pleaded guilty to second-degree murder. Last Wednesday, he was sentenced to 20 to 30 years in prison.
A motive behind the killing has never been given. Kelly’s defense lawyer Sanford Schulman said “it’s obviously a mental health issue.”
Kelly has also offered no reasons behind beating his daughter’s face into a bloody pulp, aside from also alluding to a mental illness.…
OCALA, FL — Police have arrested 24-year-old Larry Floyd after they say he used a kitchen knife to try and circumcise his 20-month-old nephew.
According to police, Floyd was staying at his sister’s house where the child and his siblings were being babysat. The babysitter stated they heard the baby crying in another room and then witnessed Floyd leaving the room with a bloody knife.
The child’s father arrived home shortly after and found his son bleeding then immediately rushed him to the hospital non-life-threatening injuries to his genitals. According to Sgt. Michael Sommer, Floyd told the father he was trying to circumcise the boy with a kitchen knife.
Floyd was arrested and charged with domestic aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. He has not given a reason why he decided to carry out the procedure on his nephew. Doctors say the boy is expected to recover.
By looking at Floyd’s picture, it’s hard to imagine he’s had run-ins with the law before, but he has served jail time for petty theft, drug possession and domestic battery.…
HERE, NOW – As usual, thanks to everyone who turned out last night and listened to the Pulpit of Doom Podcast live as myself and Jaded discussed the top 10 stories circulating the site this week. Oh wait, that’s right, Jaded bailed on me and I had to do this one solo.
These stories included a father son pedophilia tag-team, drowning puppies in airport toilets, abortion by Dodge Charger, the elderly and those that starve them, rape on the road, dead babies on recycling belts, baby chew toys for dogs, teens drowning babies and a baby who had their face eaten off by rabid ferrets. Whew!
I also revealed some of the weirdest search phrases people used to find us, discussed the state of the forums, and spoke with both Gaucha and Nell. Thanks for putting up with my drunk ass, and for listening to the show. We will definitely be doing it again next week.
We have moved off of Blog Talk Radio for podcasting and our new home is now at Spreaker.…
Dunnedin, Fl – Daniel Adams and his girlfriend were arrested after police say the couple took their child to kill a dog owned by Adams’ parents, then tried covering up the killing by staging a robbery.
Adams, 34, drove to his parent’s home with the intentions of handling his parent’s dog, Daisy, a 4-year-old Labrador they felt was a danger to others. Along for the ride were his girlfriend Lauren Curran, 28, and their son.
According to the couple, Daisy had been demonstrating aggressive behavior, including snapping at another family dog, that left the couple and their son fearful of the dog. To fix that issue, they decided to kill it.
Investigators say Curran “killed the dog with an intravenous needle filled with an unknown medication.” When the deed was done, the couple tried to cover their tracks by making it appear like the death was the result of a burglary inside the home by stealing an iPad.
Their fool-proof plan to kill the dog and cover it up by stealing an Apple product – that can be tracked once turned on – was thwarted after what can no doubt be a very short investigation.…
EASTPOINTE, MI – Angela Alexie is behind bars after police say the 24-year-old gave birth to a baby that she let starve to death in an unheated garage.
On Jan 14th, employees at a Roseville recycling center found a dead newborn on a sorting conveyor and contacted police. The resulting investigation lead police to Alexie, who is homeless, and she would admit to them that the baby was hers.
According to Alexie, she gave birth to the baby boy on Dec 22 at a home she had been living at, possibly with her boyfriend. Instead of calling for help or dropping the baby off at the nearest fire station, Alexie put the baby in the home’s unheated garage until it died several days later.
“She left the house and then back out to the garage to check on the baby every few hours,” said Roseville Police Detective Brad McKenzie. “Then the baby finally passed away on the 24th of December.”
McKenzie went on to say that the dead baby was placed in a recycling can by “some unknown person” weeks later.…
PASCO COUNTY, FL – Justin Colby is behind bars facing attempted murder charges after the 33-year-old allegedly tried aborting his girlfriend’s baby with a 2006 Dodge Charger.
On Monday, Colby got into an argument with his girlfriend, 32-year-old Crystal Noordhuizen, who is seven months pregnant. Not wanting to exasperate the situation, Noordhuizen left their home and began walking down the street.
That’s when police say Colby called her on her cell phone and asked, “Are you ready for your abortion date?” before veering his vehicle off the road and striking Noordhuizen from behind. Colby crashed into a pole, got out of the car and walked to his home where he fled on a white motorcycle.
Noordhuizen was taken to Regional Medical Center Bayonet Point with minor injuries, while Colby was later picked up by police and charged with attempted murder.
This isn’t the first time Colby has been accused of hitting someone with a car. In 2012, Colby was charged with aggravated battery causing great bodily harm after he ran over his brother.…
STANFORD, CA – Brock Allen Turner, a 19-year-old star swimmer at Stanford University, has been accused of raping an intoxicated woman as she lay unconscious along a campus street.
According to reports, Turner met the woman at a campus party and sometime during the early morning hours of Jan. 18, found himself on Lomita Court with the woman passed out drunk.
The district attorney’s office says that Turner took this opportunity to rape the woman.
He only stopped his assault after two male bikers witnessed Turner having sex with the woman who was clearly unconscious. “She was lying on the ground unconscious, not moving,” said Deputy District Attorney Alaleh Kianerci.
Turner tried to run, but the two bikers held him at the scene and called police. He was arrested and later posted $150,000 bail. The woman, who is not a student, was taken to the hospital.
Turner is now looking at a slew of very serious charges. The district attorney’s office plans on filing five felony charges against Turner, including raping an unconscious person, raping an intoxicated person, sexual penetration with a foreign object, and assault while attempting to commit rape.…
DALLAS, TX – Police have arrested a 14-year-old girl after they say she intentionally drowned 3-month-old Justice Hul that CPS had just recently placed in her family’s home.
According to reports, the teen called police at around 6:15 a.m. Monday to report a child in trouble due to high water. When police arrived at the apartment, they found the baby dead. Police say the teen intentionally drowned Hul shortly after her mother left for work.
“The facts of the case are that the 14-year-old intentionally drowned a 2-month-old and that’s the real tragedy today,” said Maj. Robert Sherwin with the Dallas Police Department.
Even more tragic is that Hul had been placed with the family by Child Protective Services at the request of the child’s biological mother who is in jail, Sherwin said. The teen has a twin sister and a teenage brother, one of which who was in the home at the time of the drowning and is being considered a witness.
The teen was taken into police custody and has been charged with capital murder of a person under the age of 10, and transferred to a juvenile detention center.…
GRAND ISLAND, NE – Cynthia Anderson is facing animal cruelty charges because the 56-year-old allegedly drowned a 3-week-old puppy in an airport bathroom after being told she could not take it on the plane.
Police say that on Thursday, Anderson tried to board a flight out of the Central Nebraska Regional Airport with two dogs in crates and three young puppies. Because U.S. flight regulations do not allow dogs younger than eight weeks old to fly, airport workers would not allow Anderson to get on the plane.
Anderson really wanted to get one of those puppies to Florida, so her parents came and picked up two of the puppies while she hid the remaining puppy in her carry-on bag. When she tried to get on the plane again, airport security busted her trying to smuggle the puppy and told her she could not board her flight.
That’s when police say Anderson took the Doberman puppy into one of the airport bathrooms and drowned the dog in a toilet. After another woman discovered the dead dog, Anderson was arrested and charged with one felony count of animal cruelty and was placed in the Hall County Jail.…
These stories included double penis removal, dogs and Brokeback Mountain, hapless heroes, deadly apple juice, being beat with a puppy, child porn jesters, child death by tweakers, sex with Lucky and roadside baby burning.
We also revealed the top 10 weirdest search phrases people used to find us, discussed the sad state of horror movies with Mr. Vindictive, and spent a lot of time trying to ignore Jaded laughing at the most inappropriate times. Next week I hope to figure out how to answer call-ins without putting Jaded on hold.
We have moved off of Blog Talk Radio for podcasting and our new home is now at Spreaker. You can find my profile here, and the Pulpit of Doom podcast page here. You can also keep up to date with all site related news on our Facebook Page, Twitter, or the Demon’s Den forums.…
DARBY BOROUGH, PA – A one month-old-baby is missing a good portion of her face after having it chewed off by the family’s pet ferrets.
Skyy Isabelle Fraime was sitting in a car seat on the floor of the dining room when she was mauled by three ferrets that had gotten out of their cloth cage. Her father was upstairs sleeping during the attack, while her mother, Jessica Benales, was in an upstairs bathroom.
When Benales heard the baby screaming and went to check on her, she found her child in the car seat with the ferrets on top of her. It was immediately apparent the ferrets had mangled 25% of her face.
“I’ll be 45 years in June in Darby (with the police department), and this is the worst I’ve ever seen,” borough Police Chief Robert Smythe said. “The baby’s nose was gone, and a lot of the flesh from under the nose was gone and the cheek. It had little holes all over the head from where the ferrets were on her.”
There isn’t a clear indication of how long the baby was left alone, but it was undoubtedly enough time for several ferrets to eat her fucking face.…
SAINT PETERSBURG, FL – Kathleen Densmore, 48, has been accused of neglecting her elderly uncle so severely, that he was found dead weighing about 50 pounds.
Densmore shared a home with her uncle, 85-year-old Robert Densmore, who she also cared for. She called police on Friday after finding the man unresponsive in his bed. When officers arrived, they found the man “extremely emaciated” and suffering from bed sores.
Densmore told police her uncle suffered from dementia and had lived with her for several years. Although she was his caregiver and legal guardian, she hadn’t taken him to the doctor in five years.
She also informed them that her uncle hadn’t been able to move for the last year of his life, during which time, she’d only fed him baby food. Densmore also admitted she hadn’t bathed her uncle for the last two months because his skin would fall off when touched.
Densmore was arrested and charged with one count of elderly abuse. Additional charges may be filed after an autopsy is completed.…
MOUNT PLEASANT, SC – Police have charged 16-year-old Matthew Fischer with murder after fatally stabbing 17-year-old Lucas Cavanaugh during an argument over a picture the victim sent to Fischer’s girlfriend.
The stabbing happened on Sunday after Fischer became angry over some Snapchat messages that Cavanaugh sent to Fischer’s girlfriend. According to the affidavit, Fischer took his girlfriend’s iPod and contacted Cavanaugh. Words were exchanged and Fischer told the victim “Come over” and “I’ll kill you man.”
Cavanaugh did come over and Fischer made good on his promise. As the two fought in front of the house, Fischer pulled out a knife and stabbed Cavanaugh multiple times in the stomach. He then ran back into his girlfriend’s house “with the bloody knife,” left it there, and then fled the scene on foot.
The girlfriend’s mother, Robynn Davis, found the teenager and made a call to 911. The 8-minute call to 911 can be heard below.
“He’s been stabbed multiple times. It’s everywhere [the blood],” a hysterical Davis can be heard telling the dispatcher.…
GAINESVILLE, FL – Angela Woodworth found herself in a bit trouble after her drunk driving scared four kids in her car so bad that they jumped out and reported her.
According to police, Woodworth was driving around town with her 11-year-old son and three of his friends. They went to a Chinese restaurant, then to a bowling alley where Woodworth drank two pitchers of beer. Afterwards, they went to a Ruby Tuesday where Woodworth had at least four drinks.
When they left the restaurant, Woodworth was allegedly so shitfaced that she couldn’t keep her car on the road. The kids got so scared that when Woodworth came to a stop, they jumped out of her car and ran inside a nearby Steak ‘n Shake.
“One of the boys told me his mom, they just left Ruby Tuesday, and his mom was really drunk and swerving all over the road,” said Josh Kramer, who was inside eating. “She hit a pole and broke a mirror off her car.”
Kramer said that while he was on the phone with 911, Woodworth came into the restaurant screaming at the kids to get back in the car.…
KALAMAZOO, MI – Back in November, 53-year-old Timothy Tucker was accused of punching his girlfriend in the face, then took the couple’s puppy and repeatedly struck her with the animal until it died.
According to court documents, the assault left the woman with a “severely swollen eye” and covered in the puppy’s fecal matter.
In December, Tucker pleaded guilty to one count of third-offense domestic violence as a second-time habitual offender. He also reached a plea deal that dismissed one count of killing/torturing animals, ensuring Tucker was able to avoid being convicted as a fourth-time habitual offender.
When Tucker was in court on Tuesday for sentencing, Kalamazoo County Assistant Prosecutor Mike Reisterer argued Tucker be sent to prison, citing Tucker having prior convictions for third-offense domestic violence in 2005, fleeing police in 2006 and writing counterfeit checks in 2008.
“This is one of the few cases that turns my stomach,” Reisterer said in court. “To take a two-week-old puppy and bludgeon his significant other to the point that she requires hospitalization and the puppy is dead is incomprehensible.”
Even though Circuit Judge Alexander C.…
RIVERVIEW, FL – A dumbass was arrested after he tackled a man inside a Walmart because he had a gun. The problem was the man with the gun had a concealed weapons permit.
According to the sheriff’s office, 43-year-old Michael Foster saw 62-year-old Clarence Daniels in the Walmart parking lot with a gun holstered under his coat. Concerned, Foster thought it would be great idea to skip calling for help and take matters into his own hands.
As Daniels walked into the Walmart to pick up some coffee creamer for his wife, Foster placed him in a choke hold from behind and tackled him to the ground while yelling that Daniels had a gun. During the struggle that followed, Daniels repeatedly yelled that he had a concealed weapons permit.
Security intervened and detained both men until police arrived. After confirming that Daniels did indeed have a permit to carry his gun concealed, police arrested Foster and charged him with one count of battery.
“Unfortunately he tackled a guy that was a law-abiding citizen,” sheriff’s spokesman Larry McKinnon said.…
Blackpool, England – Nicholas Stewart, 35, was arrested after he was caught selling imitation bottles of whiskey and vodka that only consisted of watered-down urine and feces.
Stewart mainly targeted tourists at a slot machine complex in Blackpool, charging them $15 a bottle. According to Blackpool Council prosecutor Victoria Cartmell, a lab analysis of the bottles contents showed that the bottles were nothing more than water colored by mother nature’s home-brewed food coloring; shit and piss.
“They were purported to contain whiskey and vodka, but they were water laced with urine and feces — probably to give the so-called whiskey color. They were totally unsuitable for public consumption — they were hazardous and contained dangerous e-coli bacteria.”
Stewart’s ingenuity, he claims, was only an attempt to get money to feed himself. He pled guilty to a charge of fraud and was sentenced to a jail term of 70 days suspended for a 12 month period. He will serve no time behind bars, though he was deemed “a danger to public health.”
Authorities are seeking to get a Criminal Anti-Social Behavior Order that would prevent Stewart from being able to sell anything in Blackpool ever again…including newspapers.…