Cracky-Jackie’s Recipe For Murder

Las Vegas, NV - Crack cocaine brings people together. Unfortunately, those people are crack heads, and not always the best company. However, if you’re already together with a heap of crack heads, there’s a good chance that you’re also a crack head. As dangerous as they are entertaining, there really is no safe place from which to watch a crack head’s strange antics. I’ve seen them scale walls, chew their way through Plexiglas and break down doors with bad prosthetic limbs. They’re kind of like zombies, if zombies asked you for change and then smeared you with their feces before you could take your hands out of your pockets. Jackie Wilridge is one of these crack heads, but instead of the standard shit-smearing and trying to sell invisible food items, Jackie attacked and robbed a fellow crack head in a Las Vegas apartment, before boiling a pot of water and scalding her to death. [Read more...]

Thanks Mom! I’m Going To Prison Now!

Shaun Michael Smith

Bonita Springs, FL–Shaun Smith, 30, has a mean mommy. Can you believe she had the nerve to attempt to flush darling Shaun’s drugs down the toilet? I mean, after all, he did break a protective order she had placed on him just to come visit her. What an ungrateful mother.

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