Elizabethton, TN – Megan Cullop was planning on doing some redecorating – so, on Monday afternoon, she loaded up her kid and headed for the nearest WalMart. After filling her shopping cart with the must-haves, she made a beeline for the door – completely bypassing the cash registers. Alert security personnel caught up with Megan at the door, took away her shopping cart, more than likely lectured her on the evils of shoplifting, and let her go. Now, if Megan had even half a brain cell bumping around in her vacant little noggin, she would have realized how lucky she was that the cops weren’t called in and chalked it up as a lesson learned. But, seeing as how she is gracing the pages of the Dreamin’ Demon, you know that wasn’t the case. [Read more...]

Albany, OR – Even before I laid eyes on Arlayne Curiel’s fantastical mugshot, I had to wonder if she was completely retarded or just stupid. Now, I’m thinking she’s mostly stupid with a healthy dose of retardism thrown in for good measure. I mean, what sane adult would liquor up and sexually assault a 13-year-old child, only to turn around and spill the beans about it later? On top of that, when the folks in the neighborhood called her on the pervy shenanigans, she got all offended and called the cops, implicating herself. Yes, Demonites, on SaturdaySaturday reviews afternoon, the lovely lady called the boys in blue to report that she was being harassed by her neighbors for having sex with a 13-year-old boy – by Tuesday, she was sitting behind bars. [Read more...]

Newport News, Virginia–I don’t have a lot of info on this skeevy perv, so I’ll keep this short and sweet. Michael Dwayne Kohlman, 50, was entrusted with the care of three young girls between the ages of 4 and 11. He was their babysitter–and had been, for the last 18 months. Now he’s behind bars… [Read more...]

Ladson, South Carolina–A 6-week-old child was brought into the emergency room at Trident Medical Center last Thursday, suffering severe second-degree burns to his hands and left foot. Hospital officials called authorities and later transported the baby to the Joseph M. Still Burn Center in Augusta, where he remains today. The party responsible for the burns? Mom’s boyfriend, 20-year-old Alexander Perry.

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Berkeley County, S. CarolinaCarolina reviews–Marvin Douglas Clark, 27, was looking for some young stuff, and found a potential victim with the click of a mouse. Clark came across a MyspaceMySpace that had a cell phone number listed in the profile. The profile, and the cell number, belonged to an 11-year-old girl. Hey kiddos, posting your cell phone number on Myspace? Bad, bad idea. [Read more...]

Nicole Marie Tobia

Punta Gorda, Florida–Tweakers and crackheads, when they aren’t abusing, neglecting, molesting, killingKilling Floor reviews, or harming others, really crack me up. Yes, their ignorance amuses me. Nicole Marie Tobia needs to be chuckled at, bitch-slapped, thrown into rehab, and have her uterus repossessed. KnowingKnowing reviews that this crazy tweaker has already contributed to the population gives me a headache.

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Sheila Langman

Navarre, FL–In October of 2008, Sheila Langman, 38, was arrested for doing the nasty with a 15-year-old boy. Through interviews with Langman and the teen, investigators determined that the two had been sexually involved on multiple occasions between July and September 2008. Langman, a wife and mother, was jailed and charged with lewd or lascivious battery. Her husband posted her $50,000 bond, and she was released on two conditions…

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