MADEIRA BEACH, Florida – This is a story I am only posting because of one line in the article by Brant James that simply stated, “Then he started throwing sea creatures”. For some reason, this line cracked me up and has made my day. 41-year-old Keith Edward Marriott is facing charges of disorderly intoxication and carrying a concealed weapon because of his bizarre behavior at the beach. Pinellas County sheriff’s deputies said Marriott repeatedly pretended to be drowning and then float to the surface, “causing concern for his safety,” and was “loud and disruptive,” according to a sheriff’s report. Then he started throwing sea creatures. Or more specifically, he started throwing jellyfish at some teenagers. Marriott was being held at Pinellas County Jail in lieu of $250 bail. I love obnoxious drunks. [Read more...]

Wythe County, VA – After a long and boring day in the town of Taylorsville, North Carolina, Jerry Wayne and his lovely wife Lisa Church Damron must have looked at each other, smiled that sheepish grin, and immediately knew what they needed to do. Things like that happen when you’ve been with someone for a while, you just know what the other is thinking by the look in their eyes. It’s like a light bulb burns out in someone’s brain and the only other one to notice is the significant other who hears the “pop” and smells the faint burning. I was touched to read this story of the closeness of Jerry and Lisa – who decided to take to the highway because their 7 children were gone and they had nothing better to do. There were only a couple of things they needed for their journey, some liquor and that gal they just shot. [Read more...]

OKLAHOMA CITY – This one will be interesting, but I don’t think a jury will convict him. Two teens stormed into the pharmacy 57-year-old Jerome Ersland worked. While one teen held the employees at gunpoint, Jerome produced one of his own. Gunfire is (allegedly) exchanged and Antwun Parker, 16, is shot in the head and falls to the floor. The other teen runs with Jerome giving chase. Upon returning, Jerome walks over to Parker who is still on the ground, and shoots him 5 more times, killing him. [Read more...]

Bartow, Florida–I bring to you, today, a trio of Floridiots. Please meet Gail Buckner, 38, Sharon Cooper, 54, and Alexander Quintasket, 19. Thanks to them, Deputy Sheriff Charles “Clip” Buckner III, a veteran officer of 21 years, was forced to resign from his position on the force. Why? Because his wife, Gail Buckner, thought it would be fun to take Clip’s cruiser out for a joyride. [Read more...]

Gulf Breeze, FL-  Around 9 a.m. on Monday, Kerstan Tatro, a Police Resource Officer at Gulf Breeze High School, went through a very eerie experience with 61-year old Judy Hall. Tatro stated that Hall came to the school that morning to discuss a school incident that occurred last FridayFriday reviews involving her son. Tatro told Hall to meet him in his office along with her son and they would talk about it. When Tatro went to his office and looked out the window, he noticed Hall outside in the parking lot acting very strange with her son. [Read more...]

Miami, Florida – Customers at a local Burger King were caught in the middle of a shootout at around 4 p.m. Tuesday, at the Burger King located at Northeast 54th Street and Biscayne Boulevard. A man came into the restaurant wearing a ski mask, brandishing a handgun and demanding money. UnknownUnknown reviews to him, a customer was in the store observing the incident, and he had a weapon of his own. Deciding to take action, the patron and the robber exchanged shots at each other. When the shooting stopped, the robber lay on the floor dead, and the customer was suffering from several gunshot wounds. He is in serious but stable condition at Jackson Memorial Hospital’s Ryder Trauma Center.

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Cape May, NJ – But not hair care products, it appears. Robert Martin, 47, is a Jersey clam digger. He also loves his leopard print seat covers, his BibleBible reviews, his crucifix, his naked Barbies, his porn, and the ladies’ thong he kept on a gold platter on the dashboard of his car. But was having all that stuff in his parked car a crime? New Jersey said a big “HAIL YEAH” when MartinMartin reviews was arrested last week and charged with maintaining a public nuisance and a weapons violation. [Read more...]

Timothy Placko

Port St. Lucie, FL – Timothy J. Placko, 24, decided to go for a peaceful drive SundaySunday reviews night. So he steered his Chevy Astro van to a wooded area south of N.W. North Torino Parkway and down a dirt trail. The low temp for Port St. Lucie yesterday was about 72 degrees–pretty pleasant. Maybe he was driving with his window down. If so, I bet he heard some wildlife, some nightbirds, the sound of the breeze rustling the leaves. Peaceful. Until the damn cops pulled him over.

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SC - Donna Hutto Williamson, 47, is a is well liked and respected Aiken County magistrate judge. But on Monday morning she fucked up big time. Williamson has a concealed weapons permit and when she and her four-year-old granddaughter went into a local Sam’s Club to buy supplies for a beach trip, she had a small caliber handgun in her purse. A purse that was sitting beside the little girl in the shopping cart. Can you see where this is headed?

If you are a frequent visitor of this site, I am sure you know exactly what happens next. But I will go ahead and tell you anyway. While at the pharmacy area of the Sam’s Club, Williamson took her eyes off the child just long enough for the little girl to go into her purse, retrieve the handgun and then accidentally shoot herself in the chest.

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