Columbus, OH – She pulled up at Burlington Coat Factory in a Hummer stretch limo on Tuesday. She claimed that she had won $1.5 million in the lottery and dammit, if you wanted a new coat or some clothes, she was buying, as long as you didn’t spend more than $500. She told customers to call their friends and family – get ‘em down here and get ‘em some free clothing – she’d be there with her money until the store closed. And come, they did. One customer said she didn’t need clothes, but needed help with rent. The newly rich philanthropist didn’t even blink as she wrote the check. The customers were piling in – there were about 500 wandering through the aisles and getting their purchases tallied, and there were about 1,000 people outside the store waiting to get in. And everyone got a two new outfits and coats and lived happily ever after – their faith in the kindness of their fellow man restored. The end. Ha! Yeah right. This is the Dreamin’ Demon, fuckers. [Read more...]

Columbus, Ohio LoveLove reviews at first sight:  the topic of many pieces of literature and even more poems. It’s actually a very strange thing, this love upon first glance. It often makes total strangers engage in conversation with wild flirtations and wilder fantasies. Sometimes that draw or gut instinct is right on track. It’s interesting, in some new age religious circles, these urges or feelings are made known for one reason:  your paths are meant to cross. The very real feelings trigger curiosity and that curiosity triggers action and sometimes, upon the first few moments in time, you feel like you’ve met that person before or that you’ve known each other for forever. And so when Stephfon Bennett showed up on the doorstep of Diana Martinez, he felt love and she felt she had met him before. Perhaps it was due to him allegedly robbing her two hours prior… [Read more...]

Columbus, Ohio – Authorities went on a scavenger hunt late last week after an assistant manager for the West bay Apartments called 911. “Could you please send a detective or homicide detective over?” they asked, “We believe we have body parts in our pond and in one of our dumpsters.” It didn’t take authorities long to set up orange traffic cones and little flags all around the pond and the building after finding the reports were true. One guy interviewed seem to be thoroughly disgusted at the spectacle or perhaps it was disgust at the revelation of what had actually occurred. And it didn’t take long before investigators ended up at the residence of Robert Knight. Armed with a search warrant and perhaps a bit of an appetite, one detective opened his freezer only to find the regular frozen groceries – ice, popsicles, a head, a couple arms – you know, the normal stuff. [Read more...]

Columbus, Ohio – Okay folks, a little something about me. I was raised in the emergency medical field and became licensed. Later in life I decided I’d step up the game and became a certified firefighter. If there’s one thing I don’t take lightly, it’s our pledge of service and the code of ethics. Nothing pisses me off more than hearing of some ass-wipe posing as “one of us”. I know one fuck-upThe Fuck-Up reviews does not ruin a profession’s reputation but I guarantee you, we don’t view it that way. And so it is David Santuomo, firefighter, who is the log I’m tossing into the blaze. [Read more...]

… then left her four-year-old son at an Ohio rest stop.

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Dayton, OH – Jennifer Nelson, 29, was a young married mother, putting her four-year-old son to bed on FridayFriday reviews night.  Jenny’s husband EddieEddie reviews was working at one of his three jobs – jobs he worked so that Jenny could stay home with little William.  As Jenny put Will to bed, evil broke into the Nelson home.  Charlie W. Myers, 22, shot and killed Jennifer Nelson in front of her little boy.  He then stole two computers – and Will. [Read more...]

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Columbus, OH - Daniel Scott Fowler, 39, is a business analyst with the Ohio Public Employee Retirement System.  He’s a single father of two daughters.  And he is way handy with videocam equipment and the kiddie porn distribution.   Not so handy with avoiding detection by police, though. [Read more...]