WASHINGTON - My ex-wife called me up and asked had I heard about this, but a 6-year-old boy named Falcon climbed into his father’s makeshift helium balloon that had been loosely tethered in their backyard. In what can only be an absolute nightmare for all involved, the damn thing became untethered. Now this poor kid is over Colorado at altitudes of up to 7,000 feet and drifting in winds approximately 20 miles an hour. They are unable to see inside the basket to see if the boy is ok or even still in the basket. But while I was typing this, it seems as if the balloon, after 2 hours in the air, finally reached the ground on its own and reports are that the boy is not in the basket. [Read more...]

Longmont, Colorado – I know squat about Santeria, and I am too damn lazy and uninterested to research it, but, due to some recent lip flappin’ and tongue waggin’ going on, I thought this story would make a lovely addition to the front page. Last Saturday, Longmont police were called out on a report of a suspicious package that had been found buried in a small hole in a rural cornfield. The item was wrapped in black plastic and secured with yellow nylon ropes. Playing it safe, the LPD called in the bomb squad and had the item x-rayed. Satisfied there was nothing in the package that would go boom, they unwrapped it. It was a cow tongue. Oddly enough, the tongue had been stitched up -  when the sutures were untied, authorities found some pepper, a picture, and a note written in Spanish. Officers believe that it may have been part of a ritual, either a Santeria ritual or a hoodoo ritual. I have no friggin’ idea what the difference is between the two, and again, I’m not gonna look. Anyway, it is believed this particular cow tongue was used in some kind of shut yo’ trap ritual. Meaning, whoever procured the tongue filled it with pepper, a note, and a pic, trudged out to a rural cornfield, dug a small hole and buried the nasty thing, really wanted someone to quit gossiping and shut the fuck up. (Personally, I’ve always found a quick punch to the throat will do the same thing). Authorities are trying to identify the person in the photograph so they can warn them about possible crazy-ass cow tongue hoodoo rituals. It is unlikely that the corn field digger will face any charges. Now, I’m off to the grocery store for a little package of Shut The Fuck Up – be back later. [Read more...]

Boulder, CO - Luke Barrett is a mess – not only is he sportin’ a couple of retarded tats, but check out that half ’stache! WTF is going on there? Not only is he a mess, but now he’s sitting in jail because officers with the Boulder PD have nothing but time on their hands. Now, Luke isn’t here because he raped/maimed/abused/or set fire to man, child, or beast – he’s here because he really shook someone up. And not in the literal sense either. (Ok. He’s really here because of the tard mug). Luke, a transient, approached a couple of teen boys FridayFriday reviews night and called one of them, a black 15-year-old, a derogatory name. He put up his arms in a ‘fighting stance’ and said something to the effect of “Hey Mike Tyson, let’s box.” The teen said he didn’t want to fight and took a step back. At that point, Luke ran away. You would think that would’ve been the end of it, right? Nope. [Read more...]

Lafayette, Colorado – It’s one thing to be featured on the Dreamin’ Demon for being a callous individual who not only thought up horrid things to do to other individuals, but to be so open and honest about the crime is a level not often seen here. I’ve opined a few times about what goes through the minds of these assholes…the motivation behind their actions, what they thought would be the outcome, and the reasons why. Unfortunately some of that curiosity was sated when I read the story of Benjamin Koller and what, in his own words, he did to his two month-old son, JackJack reviews. Now I regret being armed with that information. They say loose lips sink ships and if ever there was an example of that statement ringing true, this story will be one to watch play out in court. Benjamin not only admitted to the crime of putting his infant son in intensive care and not being expected to live, but he told in great detail, the how’s and why’s. [Read more...]

Pueblo, Colorado – I don’t know what the fuck was going on behind closed doors at the Wojtala/Dall household last week, but whatever it was, it wasn’t anything good. Police were called to the residence at about 3:00 a.m. Wednesday morning on reports of a child repeatedly screaming, “Stop!” When they arrived at the scene, they found a 6-year-old boy who appeared to be malnourished and was suffering from burns and visible bruising. During an examination at the hospital, it was discovered that the child had second-degree burns to his face, buttocks and genitals. And, he had a tampon stuck up his ass. Ummm…what? The child’s mother, Patricia Wojtala had a simple explanation for the child’s injuries, of course. She told responding officers that the child had ADHD and defiance disorder and often harmed himself – she said his injuries were self-inflicted. The child, however, had placed the blame on his mother’s boyfriend, James Dall. [Read more...]

Pueblo, Colorado–Her life started off rough…born behind bars to a drug addicted mother 9 months ago, Iyana Perez had very little chance of growing up in a happy and healthy environment. Her mother, Selena Olsen, who struggles with drug addictions and other criminal activities, has been in and out of jail and/or detox on a fairly regular basis. Iyana’s father, Ted “Chewy” Perez, is a convicted child molester with drug problems and a criminal history of his own. Back in May, Ted allegedly kidnapped Iyana – though he threatened to kill the child, she was found alive and unharmed eight days later. After that nonsense, DCF stepped in and placed Iyana in the care of her grandmother, Snowie Buehler, a recovering addict. Snowie was already caring for Selena’sSelena reviews two older children. Three weeks later, Iyana was found dead in a dumpster. [Read more...]

Fort Collins, CO- On May 22, Richael Michels’ husband contacted the Department of Human Services because he believed his wife was having an online sexual relationship with a 15-year old boy. The police were notified and when an officer spoke with Richael’s husband he said he was concerned about the significant amount of time his wife was spending online with people he did not know. He also said Richael had recently joined a social group known as Furries. Members of Furries dress up in animal costumes and have social gatherings online and in person. Richael’s husband said he had been concerned about her behavior for some time, especially when Richael began spending time with their 16-year old daughter’s ex-boyfriend and even got the boy involved in the Furrie lifestyle. When the officer met with Richael’s husband for a more detailed interview, he re-canted his concerns and said he only worried about his wife’s behavior after his daughter told him about her mother chatting online with the boy. He said he did not have any direct information about these acts and believed the allegations stemmed from a bad relationship with the boy.

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Colorado Springs, Colorado–Willie Allmon is a savage, rotten, worthless motherfucker. This putrid piece of shit has no business wasting oxygen or space. The filthy monster raped his 8-month-old grandson. After he violated the baby…he doled out a little blunt force trauma to the head. The whole sordid story makes me want to puke. Allmon is a registered sex offender with violent tendencies. And, someone trusted that repugnant asshole enough to leave a baby with him…. [Read more...]

Janice McCarl

Longmont, CO–This is a public service announcement from your friends here at the Dreamin’ Demon. Warning to all men: Do not invite Janice McCarl to your home for a barbecue and drinks. You might just end up like our unlucky victim, Mr. X–drugged and anally penetrated.

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Fort Collins, CO – Some things just shouldn’t happen during the holiday season, like telling a child that Santa is a child molester or that the dinner roast is actually Rudolph. In fact, I think no bad things should happen during the one-month period up to and including Christmas. I mean, can’t even the nastiest, meanest sonofabitch take a month off? Aren’t 11 months of the year plenty of time to pursue wicked schemes and inflict pain on others? This is why I especially love to read about crimes gone awry or criminals getting a little immediate justice this time of the year, and I’d like to think that Edwina Sanchez and a buddy of hers got a visit from Santa Karma this week. [Read more...]

Elijah Archuleta

Denver, CO – Elijah Archuleta died last FridayFriday reviews night, a victim of child abuse, delayed medical attention, and a web of lies.  He was two years old.  Elijah’s stepfather, John Vigil, burned Elijah over 75% of his body on Friday morning.  His mother, Isela Reyes-Talamantes, waited for hours before getting her son help – she ran errands, went to a drug-related court hearing with Vigil, and then sat at home while Vigil went to the taqueria with his buddies.  By the time she got around to getting help for Elijah, it was too late.  Elijah was dead before he got to the emergency room. [Read more...]

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Longmont, CO  - Stevie Marchand, 18, and two 16-year-old girls were sitting in Stevie’sStevie reviews stepbrother’s car on Thursday afternoon.  They weren’t bothering anybody, just minding their own business, huffing the fumes off two cans of aerosol – one mango-pineapple, one strawberry-raspberry.  One of the girls got a little high and decided it was a good time to light up a cigarette.   That’s where the BOOM! comes in. [Read more...]

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Colorado Springs, CO – Most people looking at Robert Hull Marko’s Myspace before this week would have thought he was just goofing.  At worst, he was an emo kid getting a little old to be an emo kid.  Immature?  Most certainly, with all the younger girls on his friends list. A soldier, yes.  One with a few problems, definitely.  A cold-blooded killer?  Nah.

Except that he is.

On Friday, OctoberOctober reviews 10, Judilianna “Judi” Lawrence, 19, was supposed to meet her special-ed class for a bowling trip.  Instead, she went on a date with death – death in the form of a handsome PFC from Fort Carson, Robert Marko.  Judi Lawrence didn’t make it home alive.  [Read more...]

Grand Junction, CO – Something bad went down in Pear Park last night.   Just before 10:00 p.m., Jaquette Grabe called 911 to report that her thirteen-year-old son had been shot.   His father, Allen Lee Grabe, was the shooter.  When police arrived at the home, Allen Grabe was pacing in the yard, pistol in hand.  [Read more...]