Hee Orama Just Doesn’t Get It

Clarksville, TN – On October 24th, Hee Orama was arrested and charged with misusing 911 – she allegedly called 911, twice, to report that she couldn’t find her car. Hee was given a warning after the first two calls and was arrested after she failed to heed that warning and called twice more. She was booked into the Montgomery County Jail. Now, you think Hee would have learned her lesson from that little stint at the Gray Bar Motel, but nooooo – last Wednesday morning, Hee was pounding those digits again. Her emergency this time? She wanted to report that her boyfriend lied to her about marrying her. Oy vey. Wonder why? Officers responded to the first two calls and explained to the woman that if it wasn’t an emergency, she can’t be dialing 911. A few minutes after the officers left, Hee called 911 again. Officers returned to the home, again, and cited her before giving her yet another warning. And a few minutes after that, Hee called 911 again, but this time wouldn’t say why she called. Fourth time’s a charm I guess – Hee Orama was arrested and charged with misusing 911. Bond was set at $250. Now you know this isn’t the first tale of 911 fail told here at the Dreamin’ Demon, don’t ya? More fail here and here. Enjoy! [Read more...]

Michelle Douglas Picked The Penis

Clarksville, TN-On her private MySpaceMySpace page, Michelle Ann Douglas’ screen name is “The one you’ll never forget” and her mood is “loved n blessed.” Think she’s conceited? Proud? Obstinate, perhaps? Or maybe this cocky cunt is just plain selfish. Yeah, the last one works for me because I’m pretty damn sure that Douglas’ 18-month old child was the one “she chose to forget” and he wasn’t feeling very “loved or blessed” while he was in her and her penis’ care. [Read more...]