Cincinnati, Ohio – On Halloween night, Oxford police officer pulled over 20-year-old James Miller for finding him driving the wrong way down a one-way street with no headlights. As the officer approached Miller was observed stuffing chewing gum in his mouth. He was also wearing an awesome breathalyzer costume. Miller told the officer he had not been drinking that night, but cops found an open beer in the console of his car and beers in the front seat as well as the trunk. Turns out that Miller was almost two times the legal limit, sporting a blood alcohol level of .15. Miller was cited on charges including operating a vehicle while intoxicated, underage possession of alcohol, having an open container and a fake ID, and a one-way street violation. ClickClick reviews on to see him in costume. [Read more...]

Green Township, Cincinnati – Here is an idiot for you. At around 9 p.m., 21-year-old Lauren rear-ended David Tewes in a Walgreen’s parking lot. After both got out of their respective vehicles, it was quite apparent that Lauren was shit-faced – her blood alcohol content later determined to be .205. Not wanting to get into any more trouble than she was already in, Lauren did the smart thing and left the scene of the accident. But that was only one of her problems added to her drunken stupidity. The other was the fact that her dumbass got into the vehicle she hit thinking it was hers. Oh, she left her 19-month-old daughter behind in her vehicle as well. She was arrested and charged with child endangering, driving while intoxicated, leaving the scene of an accident, failure to maintain reasonable control of a motor vehicle and a seat belt violation. Videovideo report after the jump.
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Cincinnati, Ohio-There are two things in this world that scare the shit out of me. Clowns and crazy people. Why I choose to write about the latter, I have no fucking clue. Maybe I am just as crazy as them or maybe it’s my own way of dealing with my fears. Who knows. What I do do know is that Ranisha Jones is one crazy bitch with a wicked temper. I mean there has to be some serious loads of mouse-shit lying around up in her clockwork, because this bitch can’t even go five minutes without chiming off when she becomes agitated.  [Read more...]

Cincinnati, Ohio–Over the years, as my kids grew from toddlers to teens, I’ve employed many different types of punishment; time out, grounding, removal of electronic gadgets, etc. In all that time, it never even crossed my mind to rape one of them when they did something I didn’t approve of…not even once. Jackie Peterson, though, he’s a different kinda caregiver altogether. [Read more...]

Danielle Bush

Cincinnati, OH–Have you ever had one of those days? You know the kind, you wake up on the wrong side of the bed as it is, then everything just seems to go downhill from there. Danielle Bush was having one of those days on SaturdaySaturday reviews. She took it a bit far though…she whipped out the knives and the plunger. Her whole family paid for her bad day.

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Esme Kenney

Cincinnati, OH–The lovely young lady you see above is 13-year-old Esme Kenney. Esme, the baby of the family, was a seventh-grader who attended the School for Creative & Performing Arts. A gifted child, she was a vocal music major and an instrumental music major. She sang in the choir and played the cello in the junior high orchestra. She loved talking on the phone, playing cello, and doing homework.

Esme went out for a jog on SaturdaySaturday reviews…she never made it back home.

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Fairfield, IL - Catharine L. Miller, 33, wanted a wife and a baby, like many people do.  Thing is, Miller wanted the wife and the baby to be one person – a fourteen-year-old girl.  Yeah.   Miller, who is from Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania, approached the girl in an online chat room in September.  The relationship quickly progressed from chatting to texting to calling.

On Monday, Miller and the girl met in a hotel in Flora, Illinois.  Miller proposed marriage and gave the girl an engagement ring, a baby bottle, and a whole new set of sexual hangups.  Thanks, Catharine!  I guess it’s a good thing she’s studying to be a counselor, huh?  [Read more...]