Oh Rats! Bitch Smoked My Last Cig!

DeLand, FL – Before you blow your top and end up gracing the front page of the Dreamin’ Demon, remember, there are many effective ways of dealing with stress without resorting to violence. Of course, I neither know nor practice any of them, but I have heard of ways others deal with their tension. Some people shop ’til it hurts. Others drink themselves into oblivion – forgetting their own name and the reason for their angst. Some toke it up and pig out on Doritos until their mood improves. And Morbid, well, he masturbates. A. Lot. (Ask him about his carpal tunnel sometime). When Darren Daniels discovered his wife may have *gasp* smoked his last cigarette, he went postal and killed his pet rat. What the hell the rat had to do with anything is beyond me…I guess there wasn’t a toddler lurking anywhere in the vicinity. [Read more...]

Tammy Smith Branded Her Daughter

Tammy Smith and her handiwork.  Yes, those burns say “WIMP”.

Moundsville, WV – Tammy Smith, 43, thinks her six-year-old daughter is a wimp, and she doesn’t care who knows it.  Last week, Smith’s little girl tripped and fell down.  But rather than comfort her child, Smith burned the word “WIMP” into the side of her daughter’s neck, branding the child.  That’ll teach her, Tammy!  A teacher at the little girl’s school saw the burns, which as you can see above are complete with a dotted “I” and a cigarette burn.  The teacher, horrified, took pictures of the little girl’s neck – and then called police. [Read more...]

Stevie Marchand: Huff Huff, Spark Spark, BOOM!

The car says, “Owww.”

Stevie Marchand’s Myspace

Longmont, CO  - Stevie Marchand, 18, and two 16-year-old girls were sitting in Stevie’sStevie reviews stepbrother’s car on Thursday afternoon.  They weren’t bothering anybody, just minding their own business, huffing the fumes off two cans of aerosol – one mango-pineapple, one strawberry-raspberry.  One of the girls got a little high and decided it was a good time to light up a cigarette.   That’s where the BOOM! comes in. [Read more...]