The Capitol Crossroads Gay Rodeo Association Naked Barn Dance

WILTON, Calif. – I had about 50 different titles for this article, but decided the name of this gay men’s group was too perfect. This organization has pissed off a Wilton man who shot some video of this group dancing  “naked under the stars” across from his home. Dance contestants’ names were called out as they proudly exposed their frank and beans. Even though they had a legal permit for the event that was being held on a lot that will soon hold Christmas trees, Milton Stanley doesn’t care. “I was sickened by seeing men on public display there…in clear view of children,” said Stanley. Prosecutors are unsure if any charges will be filed, as they would have had to been able to be seen from a public road in order for any type of indecent exposure charges to stick. You can see the video after the jump. It includes some blurry footage of a man who looks like a dude from the Village People in it. [Read more...]

Merry Fuckin’ Christmas!

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Dreamin’ Demon sent to me:

TwelveTwelve reviews babykillers,
Eleven bad schoolteachers,
Ten boyfriends beating,
Nine moms abusing,
Eight pedo preachers,
Seven men a-raping,
Six stabby psychos
Five DUIs!
Four necrophiles,
Three cooked dogs,
Two cannibals,
and too much of Casey Anthony!

Merry ChristmasMerry Christmas reviews, bitchez!  We love you all.