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Nia Brooks Is Not Easy To Please

June 2, 2009 at 11:46 am by  

Fayetteville, NC – Nia Brooks believes there is a right way and a wrong way to do things.  Stray from her way and she becomes a cruel bitch of cuntastic proportions.  When she was not ironing an Easter dress to her mother’s satisfaction, Brook’s 11 year old daughter learned this the hard way.  Brooks burned her daughter, 4 times, using the hot iron.…

Phoenix, ArizonaCynthia Roberson was devastated when she lost her job back in April. How was she going to put food on the table? Pay the rent? Make the payments on her Chevrolet HHR? Since prostitution is out of the question, for obvious reasons, she came up with another brilliant idea…she’d turn her two young sons and their friends into thugs and learn ‘em in the fine art of armed robbery. Fan-fuckin-tastic, Cynthia!…

Laura Wilkinson Roughed Up The Baby, A Lot

May 28, 2009 at 4:54 am by  

Eagan, MinnesotaWhen you are feeling a bit down, what do you do to bring yourself back up? How do you deal with stress? Personally, I like to daydream…about maiming those who piss me off. That will usually put a smile on my face and the twinkle back in my eyes. Well, that and a quart of pralines-n-cream ice cream. Laura Wilkinson deals with stress and depression wrong…she breaks things. Like, little bitty bones.…

Teresa Moore Burned The Boy

May 27, 2009 at 6:15 am by  

Wilmington, OH- On May 14, Patricia Waelti had no idea that when she stopped to help a woman she didn’t know with a broken-down car in a Kroger parking lot that she was actually coming face-to-face with a living monster. While the two women chatted, Waelti became horrified when the other woman, Teresa Moore, bragged that she had burnt an 8-year old boy’s fingers as a punishment for smoking cigarettes five days prior.…

Colorado Springs, ColoradoWillie Allmon is a savage, rotten, worthless motherfucker. This putrid piece of shit has no business wasting oxygen or space. The filthy monster raped his 8-month-old grandson. After he violated the baby…he doled out a little blunt force trauma to the head. The whole sordid story makes me want to puke. Allmon is a registered sex offender with violent tendencies. And, someone trusted that repugnant asshole enough to leave a baby with him….…

Camilla Fields Chucked The Baby

May 26, 2009 at 4:28 am by  

Memphis, TennesseeI bring to you, today, a story of fail. We have Camilla Fields, 26, and Stacey Cleaves, also 26. The two women hit their local Wal-Mart for a shopping shoplifting spree. With them, they had Cleaves’ two-month old infant…he was their ‘cover.’ Fields, under the guise of changing the baby’s diaper, entered a bathroom and began shoving her five-finger discounts into old, previously used Wal-Mart bags. When confronted, she used the infant as a weapon.…

Okaloosa County, FloridaSometimes, a nosy neighbor really comes to the rescue. Jennifer D’Silva’s neighbor heard her baby crying, obviously long enough to become concerned. She went to D’Silva’s home and knocked on the door…no answer. The neighbor recalled seeing D’Silva leave at about 5:30 a.m., and it was now 7:30 a.m. Was it possible she had left her infant alone? Nooo…ya think?…

The Daily Bite

May 22, 2009 at 7:11 pm by  

Another day, another reason to thank your lucky stars that you and yours are healthy and not the subject of today’s installment of public shaming.  As long as there are no prerequisites for procreating, we will never be short on things to write about.  Sit back, relax, and wrinkle your nose in disgust at the dumbfuckery here for you today.…

What Happened To Jessica Holcomb’s Baby?

May 20, 2009 at 3:07 am by  

Lawrenceville, GeorgiaAuthorities were called to Jessica Holcomb’s home on a welfare check. It had been reported that her children, ages 1 and 3, had been left unattended on occasion and were living in unsanitary conditions. When officers arrived at the home Friday evening, they heard the sound of a small child crying…then, the crying stopped. Abruptly.…

The Daily Bite

May 19, 2009 at 6:00 pm by  

It has been a lovely day with some exciting action in the forums.  We have discussed various ways to prepare a hot dog, the difference between livermush and liverwurst, and the benefits of waterproof mascara at mugshot time.  But alas, it’s that time again.  Time to bring you a short summary of some stories that did not quite make the cut in time for a full write up, but are filled with enough asshattery to be noteworthy.…

Brian Ganley Did It Again

May 15, 2009 at 7:38 am by  

Lowell, MassachusettsWhile her 9-week-old baby was in the hospital being treated for a fractured arm, broken rib, injured spleen, and a possible brain bleed, the infant’s mother was on the phone with a friend. ‘He did it again,’ she said. He is Brian Ganley and he is being accused of breaking another one of his children.…

Life With The Snyders Is A Living Hell

May 15, 2009 at 4:28 am by  

Martinsburg, W. Va.–A few months ago, I wrote a story about Jackie Nanney and Jessica Pack–a couple of assholes who shot their children with BB guns as a source of discipline and entertainment. Imagine my surprise when I came across yet another couple who keep the BB gun handy…along with bottle rockets and lit cigarettes.…

Aaron Hinson Left His Mark

May 14, 2009 at 4:32 am by  

Howe, OklahomaLittle Aiden Furney, all of 3 1/2 months old, arrived at the Eastern Oklahoma Medical Center in Poteau late Saturday evening…he was unconscious and unresponsive. The little guy was in pretty bad shape–he had ligature marks on his neck, a little blunt force trauma to the back of the head, and a fucking shoe imprint on his tiny chest. An adult-sized footprint.…

The Daily Bite

May 12, 2009 at 7:09 pm by  

I realize I am something like 5 days late with the Daily Bite and I apologize. I was off having a worldwind romance with a rich, devastatingly handsome, independantly wealthy man who only has eyes for me. Ok. It was only in my dreams, but whatever. While I was off in la-la land, the asshats of the world continued to commit heinous crimes that should have earned them a place on our front page and maybe secured them a place in hell. I hope Satan is better at keeping up with his responsibilities than I am though.…

Belinda Magana And Naresh Narine Lied

May 12, 2009 at 5:58 am by  

Corona, CaliforniaBelinda Magana called police Sunday evening to report that her 2-year-old son, Malachi Magana, had disappeared from Lincoln Park while on a Mother’s Day outing with his family. Officers and volunteers searched for Malachi, by land and by air, all night and into the next morning with no luck. The search was called off Monday afternoon–not because Malachi had been found safe and well, but because his mother and her boyfriend tripped up on their lies.…

Thomas Dexter Is Blaming The Bathtub

May 11, 2009 at 3:19 am by  

Lafayette, IN- This story has a shitty beginning, but the ending is even worse. Thomas Dexter had been living with his girlfriend, Amber Haper, and her three kids, ages 9 months, 3 yrs. and 6 yrs. On April 30’th, the 3-year old, Kimberly Snow, was left in Dexter’s care while her mother and siblings went to a WICS appointment. Her mother said she left around 9:15 a.m. and Kimberly, who was getting dressed at the time, was healthy and uninjured. At 10 a.m. Dexter called 911 stating there had been an accident and Kimberly was unconscious.…

The Daily Bite

May 7, 2009 at 5:16 pm by  

You know, I wonder if there will ever be a day when there are no asshats to cover at the Demon?   I doubt it, but it doesn’t hurt to dream. Today’s selection for the Daily Bite includes some women that have the maternal instincts of paramecium and whole lot less intelligence.…

Jupiter, FL- Around 2:30 a.m. Sunday, Brindin and Jacqueline Sieff took one of their six-week old preemie twin boys, named Jacob, to the hospital. A scan revealed the infant was bleeding in four different parts of his brain. We all know what that means. SBS…a.k.a. Shaken Baby Syndrome, a.k.a. stupid bullshit stories the caregivers/parents make up to try and get out of seeing some well-deserved jail time for abusing a child. DCF was alerted and the bullshit story began.…