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The Daily Bite

May 19, 2009 at 6:00 pm by  

It has been a lovely day with some exciting action in the forums.  We have discussed various ways to prepare a hot dog, the difference between livermush and liverwurst, and the benefits of waterproof mascara at mugshot time.  But alas, it’s that time again.  Time to bring you a short summary of some stories that did not quite make the cut in time for a full write up, but are filled with enough asshattery to be noteworthy.…

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Brian Ganley Did It Again

May 15, 2009 at 7:38 am by  

Lowell, MassachusettsWhile her 9-week-old baby was in the hospital being treated for a fractured arm, broken rib, injured spleen, and a possible brain bleed, the infant’s mother was on the phone with a friend. ‘He did it again,’ she said. He is Brian Ganley and he is being accused of breaking another one of his children.…

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Life With The Snyders Is A Living Hell

May 15, 2009 at 4:28 am by  

Martinsburg, W. Va.–A few months ago, I wrote a story about Jackie Nanney and Jessica Pack–a couple of assholes who shot their children with BB guns as a source of discipline and entertainment. Imagine my surprise when I came across yet another couple who keep the BB gun handy…along with bottle rockets and lit cigarettes.…

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Aaron Hinson Left His Mark

May 14, 2009 at 4:32 am by  

Howe, OklahomaLittle Aiden Furney, all of 3 1/2 months old, arrived at the Eastern Oklahoma Medical Center in Poteau late Saturday evening…he was unconscious and unresponsive. The little guy was in pretty bad shape–he had ligature marks on his neck, a little blunt force trauma to the back of the head, and a fucking shoe imprint on his tiny chest. An adult-sized footprint.…

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The Daily Bite

May 12, 2009 at 7:09 pm by  

I realize I am something like 5 days late with the Daily Bite and I apologize. I was off having a worldwind romance with a rich, devastatingly handsome, independantly wealthy man who only has eyes for me. Ok. It was only in my dreams, but whatever. While I was off in la-la land, the asshats of the world continued to commit heinous crimes that should have earned them a place on our front page and maybe secured them a place in hell. I hope Satan is better at keeping up with his responsibilities than I am though.…

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Belinda Magana And Naresh Narine Lied

May 12, 2009 at 5:58 am by  

Corona, CaliforniaBelinda Magana called police Sunday evening to report that her 2-year-old son, Malachi Magana, had disappeared from Lincoln Park while on a Mother’s Day outing with his family. Officers and volunteers searched for Malachi, by land and by air, all night and into the next morning with no luck. The search was called off Monday afternoon–not because Malachi had been found safe and well, but because his mother and her boyfriend tripped up on their lies.…

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Thomas Dexter Is Blaming The Bathtub

May 11, 2009 at 3:19 am by  

Lafayette, IN- This story has a shitty beginning, but the ending is even worse. Thomas Dexter had been living with his girlfriend, Amber Haper, and her three kids, ages 9 months, 3 yrs. and 6 yrs. On April 30′th, the 3-year old, Kimberly Snow, was left in Dexter’s care while her mother and siblings went to a WICS appointment. Her mother said she left around 9:15 a.m. and Kimberly, who was getting dressed at the time, was healthy and uninjured. At 10 a.m. Dexter called 911 stating there had been an accident and Kimberly was unconscious.…

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The Daily Bite

May 7, 2009 at 5:16 pm by  

You know, I wonder if there will ever be a day when there are no asshats to cover at the Demon?   I doubt it, but it doesn’t hurt to dream. Today’s selection for the Daily Bite includes some women that have the maternal instincts of paramecium and whole lot less intelligence.…

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Jupiter, FL- Around 2:30 a.m. Sunday, Brindin and Jacqueline Sieff took one of their six-week old preemie twin boys, named Jacob, to the hospital. A scan revealed the infant was bleeding in four different parts of his brain. We all know what that means. SBS…a.k.a. Shaken Baby Syndrome, a.k.a. stupid bullshit stories the caregivers/parents make up to try and get out of seeing some well-deserved jail time for abusing a child. DCF was alerted and the bullshit story began.…

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Sammy Hunter Tried to Bake the Baby

May 6, 2009 at 4:54 pm by  

Euclid, Ohio – Sammy Hunter, likes to smoke PCP laced marijuana, also known as “wet.”  And like regular pot, wet will give you the munchies.  But unlike regular pot, Hunter got the munchies for the weirdest thing.  Fresh.  Roasted. Newborn.…

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Say I Didn’t Beat You!

May 6, 2009 at 1:59 am by  

North Platte, NE-  There’s not too much in on this, but what we do know is that idiots like Kevin Shannon will never learn. Shannon was awaiting trial on previous child abuse charges against his 10-year old son. On January 29′th of this year, the boy told his mother and the police that his father hit and kicked him. After an investigation, Shannon was arrested and his jury trial was set for May 26′th. I don’t know how or why, but Shannon was still able to have visitation with his son.…

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Crystal Whittenmore Is A Shitty Mom

May 6, 2009 at 1:57 am by  

Chuckey, TN- This last Friday, police officers stopped at the Freshour Trailer Park to serve an outstanding warrant. When they arrived at the suspect’s trailer, they learned that the person they were looking for had moved out, but his trailer was not vacant. Inside the trailer officers found three unsupervised toddlers, ages 4, 4, and 2. The children had toys, a blanket and crackers with them and at least one of them was naked. The kids made a run for it and the officers followed them to a trailer next door where they discovered conditions “adverse to the children’s welfare.”

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Tampa, FloridaJust after 3 a.m. this morning, Jasmine Bedwell, 17, called 911 to report a domestic dispute. Jasmine told officers that her ex-boyfriend, 22-year-old Richard Anthony McTear Jr., came to her apartment and started arguing with her. McTear attacked Jasmine, and her 3-month-old son, Emmanuel Murray. Before leaving the residence, McTear threw the infant onto the concrete. He then grabbed the child and took off in his car. …

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Oklahoma City, OklahomaWe have heard some real crappy excuses for bumps, bruises, broken bones, and child abuse around here–the deadly stairs, the killer couch, and let’s not forget the ever popular abusive bathtub–but Wilbert Bradford? He’s got a whole new crappy excuse…the horse did it.…

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Matthew Zobach Broke Another Baby

May 2, 2009 at 11:47 am by  

Fargo, North DakotaIn November 2005, Matthew Zobach was sentenced to 60 days in jail and 5 years supervised probation after being convicted on charges of felony child endangerment. Earlier that year, Zobach’s 2-month-old daughter was brought to an emergency room with a laceration to her throat and a fractured right femur and left rib. Zobach admitted to causing the injuries–he forced a plastic syringe into the back of the baby’s mouth to administer medication–he wrapped his hands around her torso and squeezed, in an attempt to alleviate a constipation problem–in a fit of frustration, he forcibly pulled her right leg to try to put it into a snowsuit. The terms of his probation required that he have no unsupervised contact with children under the age of 16. Hmmm…wonder why he’s gracing the front page?…

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Cleveland, OhioJ’vari Reed, just 4-months-old, is laying in a hospital right now, suffering from injuries inflicted upon him by one, or both, of his parents. When little J’vari showed up at the emergency room on Tuesday, he was suffering from bleeding in his brain, a lacerated liver, a fractured right jaw, a fractured left arm, a fractured pelvis, a fractured leg, many fresh bruises and old fractures in his collar bone and right hand. I’ve known people to walk away from car accidents with much less than that! What happened to this little guy?…

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Goodyear, AZ- Evil comes in many forms. Early Tuesday morning, Raul and Tricia Varela took their 4-year old daughter to a hospital because she had abdominal pain and they believed she was constipated. The hospital staff became concerned when they found that the child’s body was covered in bruises. After further examination, they also discovered fractures in both the girl’s legs and her right arm. The child was listed in serious condition and the police were notified.…

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There’s An App For That

April 30, 2009 at 3:37 am by  

I am increasingly amazed by the variety of applications the people over at Apple have made available for their Iphone. Do you want to identify a bird? There’s an app for that. Search for sex offenders in your area? There’s an app for that. Shake a baby to death? There’s an app for that, too – or at least, there was.…

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