Ryan Schallenberger Loves Ebay, Bombs

Chesterfield, SC - Dear Ryan Schallenberger,

High school sucks.   GirlsGirls reviews can be bitches.  BoysBoys reviews can be assholes.  Stuff happens that makes you want to slam your locker and blow up the building – but you know all about that, don’t you?  Yeah.   See, Ryan, I’ve looked at what passes for your Myspace, and I know you don’t even have a FacebookFacebook, and your social network is kind of jacked.  But Ryan, Ryan, Ryan… don’t buy your ammonium nitrate on EbayeBay. [Read more...]