Chandler, AZ — A sexually frustrated woman was taken into custody Sunday after allegedly threatening to kill her husband because he wouldn’t give her any nookie.
Gloria Pratt, 53, reportedly called police to complain that she and her husband of two years were no longer having sex and she was upset, dammit.
When police arrived at the home that evening, they met with an allegedly intoxicated Pratt, who repeated the complaint. I’m guessing she didn’t explain the reasoning behind the man’s refusal to give her dick.
It was quite apparent that a crime had not been committed by either party, so the officers wished the couple good luck and left the home.
About a minute later, the responding officers glanced at the couple’s living room window and witnessed Pratt screaming “do something!” at her husband as he reclined on the couch.
According to police, Pratt then yelled, “I’m going to kill you!” before walking off to the kitchen. You know, where the pointy and poisony shit is stored….
The officers then had reason to arrest Pratt – they knocked on the couple’s door and detained her.…
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Chandler, AZ – Police responded to a Chandler apartment complex late Monday evening after firefighters responding to a service call at the complex reported hearing what sounded like gunshots coming from one of the residences and witnessed a bloodied man running out of the building. When officers arrived at the unit Aaron Homer and Amanda Williamson shared with Robert Maley, they found the apartment covered in blood with a bloody trail leading away from the complex. Inside, Homer and Williamson stood, covered in blood. One of the stories Homer told police was that Maley attacked Williamson and she stabbed him in self-defense. Williamson told a similar story. At the end of the blood trail, police found 25-year-old Maley – his arm was bleeding profusely. He, of course, had a different tale to tell. He told officers that Williamson and Homer were vampires. He had apparently allowed the couple to drink his blood in the past, but he just wasn’t into it that evening. When he refused their demands, Homer got stabby.…
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Chandler, AZ - Chance Kracke told police he was high on meth when he stuck his 7-month-old son in the freezer last Thursday. He has a perfectly logical explanation for doing so though – the kitchen floor was too dirty. On August 16, Chance was in the kitchen preparing to make himself a snack, but found he couldn’t do so with his infant in his arms. What to do? He couldn’t lay the baby on the floor, it was filthy. Walking out of the kitchen and placing the child in his crib would have been far too much work, so Chance put the infant on the bottom shelf of the freezer, shut the door and prepared his food. He remembered where the child was a couple minutes later after hearing the sound of an angry and cold infant emanating from the freezer. He then took the baby out of the freezer and placed him on the floor. Police say the child ended up with a laceration on his forehead, possibly caused when the freezer door was shut on his face.…
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CHANDLER, Arizona – A 3-year-old girl has died after the lid to her toy box fell closed, hitting her in the head. Officials say the girl was reaching inside the toy box for a toy when the lid closed hitting her head “‘on the wrong spot” and sending her into cardiac arrest. Paramedics arrived on the scene and tried to resuscitate the girl, but were not able to. “I’ve been a paramedic for almost 30 years and I’ve seen this event just three times with a toy box. I can’t stress enough that this is just a tragic, tragic accident,” said Chandler Fire Battalion Chief Paul Nies. You know, I am aware that the top of the skull on young kid’s are not fully…cooked…or whatever. But I’ve honestly never thought of this kind of thing happening. Imagine looking after your kid making sure they are not put in harm’s way unnecessarily, keeping them safe and sound. Only to have them die like this. …
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Chandler, AZ – It’s been awhile since a story has angered me as much as this one, and I’m afraid it’s gonna stick with me. I fucking hate the vile, revolting, waste of a human being known as Brian Mark Hopf. Just his name on my tongue makes me want to vomit. This putrid steaming pile of excrement wrapped up in human skin was blessed with the ability to help create a life – a life that he basically ended early Monday morning. Authorities say that Brian’s three-week-old daughter suffered not only severe physical abuse, but was possibly sexually assaulted as well. Three. Fucking. Weeks. And it’s not looking like she is going to hit the one-month milestone. The child is hospitalized with multiple injuries, including three skull fractures, fractured ribs, retinal hemorrhaging, brain swelling, four tears to her anus, and irreversible brain damage. Good god. …
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September 4, 2009 at 2:31 am by thinkgoat
Chandler, Arizona “Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman giving all your love to just one man. You’ll have bad times and he’ll have good times doing things that you don’t understand. But if you love him you’ll forgive him even though he’s hard to understand. And if you love him, oh be proud of him ’cause after all he’s just a man. Stand by your man.” Ugh. I hated typing out those Tammy Wynette lyrics as much as I hate that actual song. I’m more of a “fuck THAT” kind of person. I have some tolerance but I couldn’t be further from understanding the love and devotion shown to someone who had just killed my child.…
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Chandler, AZ – I’m assuming everyone has heard of the “Darwin Awards“. The actual awards are given to those who have taken themselves out of the gene pool by ridiculous and more often than not, preventable accidents. In other words, idiots who remove all doubt. ”Honorable mentions” are awarded to the survivors. Folks, we have ourselves a fine candidate for “honorable mention”. Nathan Ryan, obviously at wit’s end with his life, decided upon a well-laid suicide plan, McGyver style. Armed with a 24″ sword, a tee shirt and a motor vehicle, he set his plan in action.…
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Chandler, Arizona–El Dorado High School teacher Tamara Hofmann, 48, had herself a couple of teacher’s pets. Already involved in a relationship with a former student from a different high school, 20-year-old Sixto Balbuena, Tamara added another student/boy-toy to her collection, 18-year-old Sam Valdivia. Late Friday night, Tamara called Sam’s home…hours later, he was dead.…
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Chandler, TX- There’s far too many innocent and defenseless people being mistreated in this world every day by low-life scum-sucking assholes. We see quite a few of the victims and their perpetrators here on the Dreamin’Demon. The two young adults pictured above claim they were set-up by Alyssia’s parents and are not the ones to blame. What do you think?…
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