Rippin’ It Up

Litchfield, CT – In Rip Torn’s mind, he arrived home after a night of moderate drinking. In reality, he broke through a bank window totally shitfaced and armed with a loaded gun! The 78-year-old actor from movies like “Men In BlackMen in Black reviews” and “DodgeballDodgeball” even placed his boots and hat next to the door as he would in his own house. Police say they found him wandering around “nearly incoherent,” and when they attempted to take Torn into custody, he kept asking them why they were taking him out of his home. Police also found a .22 revolver in his pocket and booze on his breath -  his blood-alcohol content was 0.203 percent, which is more than twice the legal limit for driving in Connecticut. After being charged with criminal trespass, carrying a gun without a permit, carrying a gun while intoxicated, burglary, and criminal mischief, RipRIP reviews is reportedly going into a NY rehab this week.

Vince Shlomi Arrested For Slap Chopping A Whore

Miami, Florida - If the name isn’t familiar to you, the face has to be.Vince Shlomi is the television pitchman for various products such as the ShamWOW and the Chap Slop food processor. last month Vince, 44, was at the Luigi nightclub having a drink at the bar with a high-priced hooker, Sasha Harris, 26. She offered to have sex with Vince for $1000, a price he agreed with , and the two walked the short distance to Vince’s $750  Setai hotel room. Once inside, and Sasha in possession of Vince’s 1000 dollars, Vince alleges he tried kissing Sasha, an act met with the usual hooker response of biting his tongue… and not letting go.

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Teenage Girls Are Stupid

We didn’t report on the Chris BrownChris Brown reviews, Rhianna incident that I am sure you have heard about by now. You know, the one in which Chris “punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. ” We did not cover it because at the time, we did not officially cover celebrity stories. But this post isn’t about the crime itself as much as it is the ramifications of the incident, and the actions of the participants afterward. “She probably made him mad for him to react like that,” said a 9th grade girl at a Bronx high school, a comment that appears to mark a widespread sentiment. “So he shouldn’t get into trouble if she doesn’t feel that way,” another said in response to the fact that Rihanna quickly took back her abuser, Chris Brown, after the savage beating he delivered the night before the Grammys. Little abused wives in the making? I think so.

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