LOGAN, Ohio — More animal cruelty at D’D and a teen I wouldn’t mind seeing catch a bit of PETA Hell if what he is accused of doing is true. Prosecutors say 18-year-old Bryan Able killed and mutilated a stranger’s house cat, then used the animal’s organs as fishing bait. Saundra Harvey, an agent with the Humane Society, went into a bit more detail saying he “went to a home, went up on the porch, picked up a cat, took it to his pickup truck, threw it on the ground. The cat was meowing; he stomped its head, proceeded to disembowel it, took its liver and went fishing with it.” But he wasn’t done there. He later took the cat’s carcass and placed it on the hood of a student’s car parked at Hocking College. A college where Able is a law enforcement student. Prosecutors are frustrated because the toughest charge they can file is a misdemeanor animal cruelty charge. [Read more...]

COVINGTON, Kentucky – A boy and a girl, both 12, are charged with taking a neighbor’s pet cat and tossing the animal over a fence into the waiting jaws of another neighbor’s four Chow-mixed dogs. A the cat was torn to shreds, the pair watched. The cat’s owner is pretty upset. “The cat was like a kid to me,” said Ronny Owen. “To me, that is the beginning of a serial killer.” The owner of the dogs isn’t real happy either. “I told them, I don’t see how all of you find something like this funny. It’s not funny,” she said. “Because they were laughing in the back of the cruiser like they couldn’t care less.” The two kids are each charged with one count of first-degree animal cruelty and face up to five years in prison. Source link and some video after the jump.
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PHILADELPHIAPhiladelphia reviews – An arrest was made in the duct taped cat incident. Seems as if someone got as fed up with a cat as I do with mine, but took things a bit to far. Where I just use a laser pen to drive my cat nuts and get it to run into furniture, James Davis, 19, completely duct taped a cat, stuck it in a grocery bag and then left it in a neighbor’s yard. “Basically he saw the animal in his yard, didn’t like the animal in the yard,” said George Bengal of the PSPCA. “I think this young fellow has a lot of issues going on in his life. He was very remorseful for what he did. Hopefully he will get the help that he needs.” The kid is going through some tough times after his father and brother were murdered. He is now facing two years in prison for animal cruelty. Dunno if prison is the best answer in this case, but the guy really, really needs some professional help before that misplaced aggression is focused towards one of us. read on for a video report and pics of the cat – now named Sticky.
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Jensen Beach, FL- I admit I am just writing this one up because this dumbass actually gave a fucking hilarious excuse when he was arrested. Again, few details, but enough to make ya crack a smile and shake your head. Police arrested 48-year old Keith Griffin on Wednesday and charged him with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after more than 1,000 child pornographic images were found on his computer by detectives. Griffin told investigators that he had left his computer on while downloading music and his cat must have jumped on the computer keyboard when he left the room. When he returned, he found “strange things” on his computer. Either his cat is as much of a dolt as he is for misspelling “kitty porn”, or Griffin has one very talented feline. The moron is now being held on $250,000 bond. It is unknown if his pedo-pussy will face any charges.

Bronx, NY –  Cheyenne Cherry is a 17-year-old teen who readily admits that she hates cats.  Some people like cats, some don’t, but they usually won’t kill them in slow hideous ways, unless they are a serial killer in the making. Cherry was hating on her ex-roommate Valerie Hernandez and decided to get some revenge, a “prank” she is now calling it, for whatever reason. [Read more...]

It’s Thanksgiving again!

Dreamin’ Demon Home Office, Akron, OH – We here at the Dreamin’ Demon love the holidays.  Not just because we get to take the day off and indulge in hookers and blow, but also because it’s a time for peace, love, harmony, and a bunch of other sentimental crap.

We’ll be way busy next week, posting stuff about women beating their men with fry cookers, and men beating their women with turkeys, and no doubt somebody will shove something – or someone – into an oven.  So in honor of this festive occasion, we have compiled one of our Awesome D’D Top Five Lists:  The Top Five Stories About Ovens… and the victims people put in them.  Or on them.  You’re welcome, internet!

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