Merry Fuckin’ Christmas!

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Dreamin’ Demon sent to me:

TwelveTwelve reviews babykillers,
Eleven bad schoolteachers,
Ten boyfriends beating,
Nine moms abusing,
Eight pedo preachers,
Seven men a-raping,
Six stabby psychos
Five DUIs!
Four necrophiles,
Three cooked dogs,
Two cannibals,
and too much of Casey Anthony!

Merry ChristmasMerry Christmas reviews, bitchez!  We love you all.

Casey Anthony Indicted For Murder

OrlandoOrlando reviews, FL (OctoberOctober reviews 14, 2008) – In the biggest breaking news since her daughter Caylee was reported missing, 22-year-old Casey Anthony was indicted this afternoon by a Florida grand jury on seven counts, including first-degree murder.   The sealed indictment was issued this afternoon by the grand jury, who deliberated for less than an hour after they heard testimony this morning in the case.   Late this afternoon, Casey Anthony turned herself in at the Orange County Sheriff’s Office. [Read more...]

Rest In Peace, Caylee Marie Anthony

10/14/08 UPDATE – CASEY ANTHONY INDICTED FOR MURDER

In the biggest breaking news since her daughter Caylee was reported missing on July 15, 22-year-old Casey Anthony was indicted this afternoon by a Florida grand jury on seven counts, including aggravated manslaughter and first-degree murder. ALL COMMENTS TO THIS GINORMOUS, RECORD-BREAKING THREAD ARE NOW CLOSED.  Updates and new comments for the new phase of this case can be found here: Casey Anthony Indicted For Murder.

Rest In Peace, Caylee Marie.  You will never be forgotten.

Caylee Marie Anthony – b. AugustAugust reviews 9, 2005 – d. June 2008

OrlandoOrlando reviews, FL, August 28, 2008 - The DNA is back.  Ten weeks after Caylee Marie Anthony was last seen alive, it now appears certain that the missing toddler is dead.   More than that, her decomposing body lay in the trunk of her mother Casey’s white Pontiac for an undetermined period of time before being removed.  Many of us hoped that by some miracle, some slender thread of fate, Caylee would be found alive and unharmed.  Now it is clear that Caylee never saw her third birthday.  She will forever be two years old. [Read more...]

Peeperanni Pizza!

OrlandoOrlando reviews, FL and The Dreamin’ Demon Home Office – As we all know too well, Casey Anthony got out of jail yesterday. And after three articles and a total of over forty bajillion comments, (okay, 7500, but who’s counting?) the Legend Of Peeperann’s Pizza Delivery really deserves a post all its own.   Yes, denizens, it was our very own Peeperann who sent Casey Anthony the welcome-home gift of pizza, “With love and decomp from the Dreamin’ Demon.”  [Read more...]

Casey Anthony: Everyone Lies, Everyone Dies

UPDATE 8/28/08 – The newest article is here: Rest In Peace, Caylee Marie Anthony
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OrlandoOrlando reviews, FL (AugustAugust reviews 8, 2008)  – The lies of Casey Anthony just keep on piling up like manure covering a gravesite, mixing with the corpse beneath to grow flowers that she hopes will obscure the ugly truth.  The truth is that Casey Anthony has almost certainly murdered her little girl.  Caylee Marie Anthony has been missing, by most accounts, since June 15.  Or June 6th, or 7th, or 9th, or 24th.  The problem begins there and just gets uglier, more convoluted.   But the release yesterday of a new search warrant in the Anthony case exposed many of the lies of Casey Anthony.  As each shovelful of bullshit is pulled away, authorities are getting closer and closer to finding Caylee.  [Read more...]