Mark White Must Love Prison

Saginaw, MI- Mark E. White, 50, was paroled on June 16 after serving some time in prison for operating a vehicle while intoxicated and violating a previous parole. After being free for a little over three weeks, he must have either gotten really homesick for Bubba’s lovin’ arms or he’s just too stupid to stay out of trouble. Around 2:30 p.m. on July 8, White allegedly robbed the Citizens Bank in Saginaw without thinking of a getaway plan. In a hurry to disappear from the scene of the crime, White decided to flag down a vehicle and hitch a ride. Funny thing is, he chose the wrong car. [Read more...]

How Many Assholes Does It Take…

…to beat up an elderly lady?

Jeffrey Nelson, Luis Osborne, & Antoinette Baker

El Cajon, CA–Three, two to knock the crap outta her and one to stand by and watch. This fine trio of thug wannabe’s are Jeffrey Nelson, 19, Luis Osborne, 18, and Antoinette Baker, 18. They are responsible for the kidnapping and torture of 75-year-old Natalie “Sandy” Herbst-Vinge. [Read more...]

Holly Highfield Hits, Strips, and Runs

Jacksonville, FL - There’s something in the water, isn’t there? Or perhaps the media scrutiny of the Anthony family is pushing many Floridians over the edge? Causing them to, say, drive while under the influence? With children in the car? And intentionally hit a bicyclist? And top off the act by stripping butt naked and running around the scene of the crash? [Read more...]

Tina Davila Met A Couple Assholes

Houston - Tina Davila, 39, left her 4-month old in her car as she ran into a Cricket store to pay her phone bill. As she got out of her car, a gold Taurus pulled up beside her and a man got out, ran up behind her and stole her keys. Tina pleaded with the man to not steal her car, as her baby was inside, and fought to get her keys back from the man. The man then stabbed Tina to death.

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