Merry Fuckin’ Christmas!

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Dreamin’ Demon sent to me:

TwelveTwelve reviews babykillers,
Eleven bad schoolteachers,
Ten boyfriends beating,
Nine moms abusing,
Eight pedo preachers,
Seven men a-raping,
Six stabby psychos
Five DUIs!
Four necrophiles,
Three cooked dogs,
Two cannibals,
and too much of Casey Anthony!

Merry ChristmasMerry Christmas reviews, bitchez!  We love you all.