Tina Consolo’s Back Hurts

ROCHESTER HILLS, Mich – 40-year-old MILF…er Tina Consolo and her 19-year-old daughter do not agree on the subject of Tina growing a 6-foot high marijuana plant in their living room. So Tina’s daughter called police. When Oakland County Sheriff’s deputies arrived at the home, they found the six foot high marijuana plant along with dried marijuana hanging in the basement, a digital scale, packaging material, a marijuana grinder, marijuana pipes, two handguns and a shotgun. Tina states that the weed is not for pleasure or distribution, but rather to help her with her chronic back pain. And I believe her sexy ass. Consolo is expected to be arraigned by the end of the week. I expect her to give me a call as soon as all this silly shit is over with — and after she kicks out her ungrateful spawn. Should be some video after the jump, if the stupid embed code from WXYZ works [Read more...]

Ashley And Rebecca McMillion: Low Class, White-Trash

Fort Smith, Arkansas — I bring to you this morning, a story just teeming with fail. And, in the center of all that complete failure, a nearly 2-year-old girl. First off, we have Ashley and Rebecca McMillion, a couple who, for quite some time, have been living in a 16 x 8 foot wooden storage shed in the back yard of Ashley’s mother’s property. Ashley’s mother, Marilyn McMillion, purchased that shed for Ashley and his young bride to help the couple out. The two in the shed eventually became three when RebeccaRebecca reviews gave birth to the couple’s daughter. Cozy. So cozy, in fact, that when Ashley started molesting his daughter, his wife had no choice but to watch. [Read more...]

The Daily Bite

Here we are at the end of another day and believe it or not, I actually got out of my recliner to accomplish something.  No, I didn’t front page an article.   I ran around town buying up all the vienna sausages to horde in preparation for the Swine Flu outbreak.  I hate vienna sausages, but Morbid loves them.  I figured that if I was going to die, I would die doing what I love the best, making Morbid suffer.  For you, today’s Daily Bite is full of stupid and fail.  Have a chuckle at other people’s expense while I bury these hundreds of cans of disgusting meat sticks. [Read more...]