Oyindamola Ojofeitimi Broiled Hubby’s Boinker

Queens, NY - Oyindamola Ojofeitimi was fed up with her cheatin’ husband, Emmanuel. Had the couple sought counseling or a divorce attorney, they might not have ended up on the front page of the Dreamin’ Demon. You know the old saying, ‘Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned?’ Well, Oyindamola was feeling mighty scorned – her anger boiled over and got the best of her – now her husband is feeling the burn. In his crotch. Early Tuesday morning, Oyindamola rose from her slumber, ambled on into the kitchen, and got a big ‘ol pot of water boiling. When that water had developed into a super hot roiling boil, she ambled back on into the bedroom and proceeded to pour it right on to her sleeping husband’s family jewels. (At this point in the story, I can’t help but sing that old Buster Poindexter song, Hot Hot Hot). [Read more...]

He Had A Tampon In His What?

Pueblo, Colorado – I don’t know what the fuck was going on behind closed doors at the Wojtala/Dall household last week, but whatever it was, it wasn’t anything good. Police were called to the residence at about 3:00 a.m. Wednesday morning on reports of a child repeatedly screaming, “Stop!” When they arrived at the scene, they found a 6-year-old boy who appeared to be malnourished and was suffering from burns and visible bruising. During an examination at the hospital, it was discovered that the child had second-degree burns to his face, buttocks and genitals. And, he had a tampon stuck up his ass. Ummm…what? The child’s mother, Patricia Wojtala had a simple explanation for the child’s injuries, of course. She told responding officers that the child had ADHD and defiance disorder and often harmed himself – she said his injuries were self-inflicted. The child, however, had placed the blame on his mother’s boyfriend, James Dall. [Read more...]