Arlington, Washington - On Monday Keira Earhart,38, pulled into his driveway to witness someone running from his house. He went inside to find his wife’s jewelry missing and called 911. Police arrived but after a search, were unable to find the burglar. A second 911 call was made a few hours later, Earhart telling police that the burglar was back in the area and that he had ran into a field near his house. Police arrived a second time, finding Earhart in the field, but once again they were not able to find the burglar. On Wednesday morning a neighbor called police saying he had found the body of a man in a creek near Monday’s burglary. The body was of a 25-year-old who had been shot to death. After a little investigating, police learn neighbors heard shots on Monday, before the second 911 call was placed. One reported Earhart told them he had taken “warning shots” at the burglar. Earhart was booked into jail facing second-degree murder charges. The dead man did have the stolen property in his possession.  Not sure if the Castle Doctrine applies in Washington, but even if it did I am pretty sure it doesn’t cover shooting a fleeing burglar in a field near your house three hours after the crime was committed. [Read more...]

Fort Worth, TX – People will never cease to amaze me. I know I’ve said it before, and I’m gonna say it again – just when I think I’ve seen it all, heard it all, read it all – along comes another story that makes me say, “What. The. Hell.” Last Monday, a 77-year-old woman was roused from her slumber by the sound of her doorbell ringing at about 1:30 a.m. When she got to the door, the person on the other side forced his way in by kicking it in. Once inside, the man grabbed the woman by the arm, forced her into a chair, and proceeded to jack off in front of her. Then the fucker demanded that the woman get in the kitchen and make him a sammich. Oh no he didn’t! [Read more...]

Stuart, FL – Grace Calabrese and her husband thought they had a really big raccoon in the attic of their condo – they could hear him up there, scuttling and scurrying around. Opening a closet door to gain access to the attic, GraceGrace reviews discovered they didn’t have a critter at all – they had a creepy, tattooed, loser guy crawling around in there. She had but a glimpse of the interloper as she opened the door – a chair attached to a cord was being lowered to the floor from the attic door in the ceiling. At the other end of the cord, a tattooed arm. The arm retreated back into the ceiling once it’s owner realized that Grace was armed with a knife. [Read more...]

Burlington, Vermont How many of you dreamt of flying when you were younger? Even better, how many of you actually tried to fly? I think the fantasy was always fueled by cartoons (in my day) and stuntmen with my children. HollywoodHollywood reviews always makes things look so easy and always manage to trick the mind. Unless you’ve seen the making of a movie, you never see the landing platforms below. You just see some idiot jumping from the top of a building, landing smoothly, and walking away as though it were as natural as breathing in and out. It’s not, I can tell you that for sure. Even with a belly full of booze, jumping out of a high window is never really a cool idea – I tried it in college. But the alcohol and the fit of laughter kind of made our legs a bit unstable so it was nothing for them to revolt mid air and say “fuck you” as we were plummeting to the ground. But what happens when you’re all tense and you “need” to get away from say…the police? Ask John Hawley. His attempt at flying or fleeing didn’t pan out so well when the police foiled his alleged robbery attempt. [Read more...]

MONT VERNON, New Hampshire – Residents of the small, hilly town of Mont Vernon are in a state of shock after four teens entered a home to rob it, and attacked a 41-year-old mother and her 11-year-old daughter. Using a machete and a knife, Kimberly Cates was attacked while she lay in her bed and killed by multiple sharp injuries to the head, torso, left arm, and left leg. Her daughter survived the attack although she suffered severe stabbing injuries and spent hours in surgery. The attack was a completely random one, Cate’s home chosen simply because it was isolated. “They picked the house at random because it was in an isolated area,” prosecutor N. William Delker said today during the teens’ arraignments in Milford District Court. “Before they entered the home, all four defendants were aware that the intent was to kill the occupants.” [Read more...]

Orlando, FL – Seems Michael Sesic has a problem keeping his skeevy paws to himself – busted back in 2000  for raping a 4-year-old girl – MichaelMichael reviews is once again in hot water for attempting to get naughty with a 14-year-old girl. This time, though, there was some instant stabby justice. Early Wednesday morning, Michael broke into a home where a former girlfriend of his used to babysit. Investigators believe he entered through a screen door and then picked the lock inside and found the teens room – whether he knew the layout of the home or just lucked out is unknown. The sleeping girl was rudely awakened after the drunken asshole crept into her bed and attempted to get her shorts off. [Read more...]

Roseville, MI – Kimberly Ross and her 13-year-old daughter returned home just before 11:00 p.m. Monday evening to hear an odd ‘clunking sound’ coming from their washing machine. I can only imagine their horror when they opened up the door to see their new little kitten, RubyRuby reviews, lifelessly bouncing around in the spin cycle. If that, in itself, wasn’t bad enough, the Ross family had also been robbed. Some kitty killing, sticky fingered criminal had ransacked their home – making off with a laptop, video game system, and some cold hard cash. Oh, and did I mention the pilferer actually removed a load of laundry from the machine in order to make room for the 7-month-old 6-pound kitty? Nice. [Read more...]

Miami, Florida – A Miami home was host to a prowler on Thursday morning, but this particular person picked the wrong house. This home had been targeted at least four times before in the last two years, one of those times involved an armed robber. So when this person scaled a 6-ft fence to get on to the property, he came face-to-face with Carlos Kennedy and a struggle commenced. Carlos’ son heard the commotion and came out to help. That’s when the duo beat the intruder to death with a golf club. Florida’s castle law does allow residents to protect themselves or their property with lethal force if necessary. At this point, neither the father or son have been charged with a crime. [Read more...]

Cape Girardeau, Missouri is a town of a little over 37,000 stretched along the banks of the muddy Mississippi River. One would think, with the town’s dynamics:  for 100 women there are 86.9 males, men really wouldn’t have to fight for females! I mean seriously…unless there is an abundance of ugly ones out there. And what is with the 86.9 figure? I’ve never quite understood how they arrive at that, until now. I suppose, when someone looses a body part, that’s taken into account? And if that’s so, the ratio should now reflect something like 100 : 86.8  after some poor dude lost his ear lobe due to a little jealousy! [Read more...]

Long Branch, NJ – Way back in the old days, when I was just an itty bitty Jaded, I had my very own boogeyman. My boogeyman stood 7-8 feet tall, had greasy green hair, a ginormous mouth filled with pointy teeth and an over-sized tongue, breath that smelled like compost, long yellow fingernails, and glowing yellow eyes. I named him Bob. When Bob wasn’t hanging out watching me from my closet, he laid under my bed – waiting for my kid-sized bladder to wake me in the middle of the night so he could nibble on my tiny toes the instant they hit the floor. It took me quite some time, and a few sleepless bladder-filled nights, to realize that Bob the BoogeymanBoogeyman reviews was just a figment of my overactive imagination. As an adult, I now know the boogeyman is for real. Today’s boogeymen may not look terrifying and larger than life, the fact that they look like normal human beings is what makes them so scary. Take Luis Rodriguez for instance. He looks normal enough – notice the lack of greasy green hair and glowing yellow eyes. He may not be into nibblin’ toes, but he is into piddlin’ kiddos. [Read more...]

Salem, OR – To know that one of your neighbors has secretly been pawing around in your frillies is unsettling. To know that one of your creepy neighbors has actually been wearing your frillies is nauseating. To actually witness one of your creepy neighbors standing in your garage while wearing your frillies, that is puke inducing. Please meet Randall Giesbers. Handsome lookin’ fella, ain’t he? Randall loves the ladies frillies – they make him feel all schmexy and stuff. He was more or less busted in the act Monday evening. Not only busted breaking into someone’s home, but he was also found to be wearing the victims girly underthings. Gross. That, however, was just the tip of the skeevy iceberg. [Read more...]

Albany, OR – Even before I laid eyes on Arlayne Curiel’s fantastical mugshot, I had to wonder if she was completely retarded or just stupid. Now, I’m thinking she’s mostly stupid with a healthy dose of retardism thrown in for good measure. I mean, what sane adult would liquor up and sexually assault a 13-year-old child, only to turn around and spill the beans about it later? On top of that, when the folks in the neighborhood called her on the pervy shenanigans, she got all offended and called the cops, implicating herself. Yes, Demonites, on SaturdaySaturday reviews afternoon, the lovely lady called the boys in blue to report that she was being harassed by her neighbors for having sex with a 13-year-old boy – by Tuesday, she was sitting behind bars. [Read more...]

Farmington, West Virginia - I have one question, well, not really – I have a ton of questions, but I’ll start out with just one: Who the hell breaks into a home, and in the middle of burglarizing it decides, “Hey. I’d really like to ass-rape that dog?” It’s one thing to go pawing through someone’s personal items, but, to heinously violate their pooch? Their male pooch? On July 8, Sierra Hayhurst, a friend of the pup’s owner, stopped by the home to drop something off while her friend was at work. She noticed the front door was wide open and she could see a man inside. The man was allegedly holding the homeowner’s Australian Shepherd/Collie mix up on a chair and the man’s “pants were down around his ankles and the dog was making an awful sound,” she stated. That man was later identified as 26-year-old Christopher Bagwell.  [Read more...]

TUALATIN, Oregon - On June 24, Tualatin police received an anonymous tip stating that a woman, Olivia Bunn, 20, had recently enlisted the help of three men to rough up her ex-boyfriend, the father of her 2-month-old son. Michael Asberry, 20; Jeffrey Dahlke, 20; and Sampson Johnson, 21, were supposed to break into his home and give him a good, old-fashioned beat down, along with another female. Authorities did not give specifics on Olivia’s motive, aside from it being revenge for something. But people close to the case said Olivia hired the three men because she was angry with her baby’s daddy and his new girlfriend. [Read more...]