Tawnya Burrows Prefers To Use Sex Toys During Playtime

Bradenton, FL- Warning! The nasty ham-beast being front paged today is going to make any recent food some of you may have just consumed creep back up into your throat and remind you once again to read the DD first before eating. Then again, most of our stories will ruin your appetite, so you can just go ahead and consider this site not only a great place to read about true crime, but also an excellent deterrent to weight-gain. Now, on to the icky details. [Read more...]

Zeinah Gollsneider Was Having A Bad Day

Bradenton, FL- On April 13, 2009, Zeinah Gollsneider, 22, was having a real shitty day. Zeinah and her husband, Kevin, got into an argument over Zeinah getting them kicked out of a doctor’s office. Zeinah was so upset about the incident that she punched her husband in the stomach.

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Summer And Diego Broke The Baby

Bradenton, Florida–Summer Labelle and her live-in boyfriend, Diego Martinson, need some sense knocked into them. They could also use a few parenting tips. Like this one, for example: Don’t play tug-of-war with your infant…the baby always loses.

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Brandon Edwards “Accidentally” Touches

Bradenton, Florida- This last SaturdaySaturday reviews around 3 a.m.,  a drunk Brandon Edwards drove to the home of a 13-year old boy and let himself in. Once inside, he went to the boy’s bedroom and slipped into bed with him. He then began to fondle the boy’s buttocks under his clothes.

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Love Is In The Air

…so was John Silvia’s ass.

Bradenton, FL–I must live in the most boring little town in the world. Nothing ever happens here. I have yet to get my ass bitten at Wal-Mart; My neighbors, though annoying and anal, are fairly clean and normal looking; Hell, we don’t even have a public masterbator! (Well, not that I’ve seen anyway). And a walk in the park is just that…

For one poor woman in Bradenton, her walk in the park turned into a ginormous yuck-fest when she happened upon Betty Jo Leonardson and John Silvia bumpin’ uglies (and I do mean uglies) in a city park…with a playground about 150-feet away.

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James Farrell Was Pissed

Bradenton, FL–Domestic violence is never funny…really. But, every once in a while, the manner in which someone abuses their partner, is. Take James Farrell for instance. Among his arsenal of weapons: urine, eggs, water, and lighter fluid.

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Matthew Nix Broke The Baby

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Bradenton, FL–Introducing Matthew Nix’s guide to parenting, now available in paperback! Matthew Nix would like to pass on some parenting tips to those of you that are new to the experience. He will enlighten you with calming techniques, clue you in on the proper way to administer medications to your infant, and let’s not forget his chapter on feeding your baby. Disclaimer: Following Nix’s tips could ultimately land your sorry ass in jail.

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Charles W. Anderson Passed Out

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Bradenton, FL – Charles William Anderson, 33, had a rough morning FridayFriday reviews.  At about 4:00 in the morning, police found Anderson passed out behind the wheel of his car, which was still running.  Anderson was stoned out of his gourd on Xanax and weed. And his three-year-old son was crying in the back seat.   Not your best idea, Charlie.  [Read more...]

Eric Grimaldo Is A Bad-Ass!

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Bradenton, FL–Eric Grimaldo, 20, can really pull off the whole bad-boy look. He’s got the sneer, the tats, the grill, and pantyhose for his head. Scary lookin’ isn’t he? Don’t let that bad-ass look fool ya, he’s not here because he killed or maimed a child. He’s not here because he beat up his wife/girlfriend/mistress/pet. He’s here because he failed. In his failure, I found humor. You see, Grimaldo tried to rob a 58-year-old ice cream man. He got away with nothing…not even a popsicle. [Read more...]

David & Peggy Ingram Overreacted

Bradenton, FL - I understand how really annoying teenagers can be.  Sometimes raising a teenage girl means you really just want to lock ‘em up and throw away the key.  But I think David Ingram, 48, and his wife Peggy Ingram, 51, overreacted on FridayFriday reviews night.

Now the Ingram’s 17-year-old daughter is in the hospital with a skull fracture, which she sustained after freeing herself from the trunk of the family car.  Oh, yeah.. the car was moving at the time.   And the girl’s wrists and ankles had been bound with duct tape.  And the girl’s head and face had been covered.    Denizens, that does not sound like “you’re grounded” to me.  [Read more...]