Good day, sickos. I want to thank all of you for your calls and emails inquiring about my well-being and offering sex at various public parks. But fear not, I am just on a much-deserved, much-needed vacation. Although I am off this week, I will be writing up some stuff off and on while finally being able to focus on some DD house cleaning. I'll also have time to respond to some of you interested in writing. In the meantime, be sure to check out the forums for the latest in terrible news.

Patreon

Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa Charged After Getting Stuck In Chimney Of Man She Met OnlineMom Gave Kid Away To Heroin User To Live Life Of Normal Teenager Konrad Peters Accused Of Throwing Dildos At Young GirlsTeen With Pre-existing Health Issues Dies Inside Haunted House AttractionBoy, 9, Has Arm Ripped Off After Trying To Feed Bear At ZooMan Goes To Hospital After Chewing On Rat's Head Found In Golden Corral ChiliJonnie Boggess Accused Of Having 'Gentle Sexual Intercourse' With Piglet

P. Simon JamrozikUpper Darby, PA — An Upper Darby man is behind bars for allegedly luring a 12-year-old boy into his home and tickling the child’s feet. Among other weird stuff…

According to police, the boy was walking home from school Monday, when the alleged tickler, 63-year-old P. “Pat” Simon Jamrozik, told the boy to go inside the home he shared with his sister.

Once inside the home, Jamrozik reportedly demanded the boy remove his socks and shoes and lay on the couch. He then sprayed the boy’s feet with some sort of anti-fungal crap and started in with the rubbin’ and the tickling. This, police say, was done as Jamrozik massaged his own package.

After he’d had his fill of that nasty business, Jamrozik directed the boy to lay down on the kitchen table and lift his shirt so he could perform an ear, nose and throat exam.

“He started feeling the boy’s back, chest and stomach with his hand and used a stethoscope to listen to his heart,” reported Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood. …


Page 1 of 11