George Vera Was Carrying a Congealed Weapon

Houston, TX -Let me start this one by declaring that I have nothing against morbidly obese people (except usually, both of my elbows in a movie theater). I can handle the crumbs, excessive sweat and even the ‘almost-brought-the-plane-down’ antics. They really mean no harm – we’re all just trying to survive, right? We do the best we can with what we’ve got. However, when what you’ve got is 500lbs and a handgun – well then you’re just a criminal. And a fat one, too. Things are bigger in Texas, and George Vera is no exception. The 25 year old was arrested in Houston for suspicion of selling bootleg CDs (bootlegging is so 1996 – and who buys CDs anymore?). [Read more...]