Jesse James Warwick Cried Blackmail

Rogersville, TN – Demonites, allow me to introduce Jesse James Warwick. Schmexy, ain’t he? A school-girl’s fantasy, even. Well, maybe in his own mind. According to police, on January 29th, a young girl told her mother that Warwick had sexually assaulted her. The girl accused Warwick of performing oral sex on her before demanding the same. The alleged abuse was said to have been carried out sometime between the girl’s 12th and 13th birthday. Though he admitted to rubbing the child’s naked butt on at least one occasion, Warwick told officers that the girl had “blackmailed him to do stuff to her he did not want to do.“ What the victim was allegedly blackmailing him with hasn’t been disclosed. I normally wouldn’t put it past a pre-teen/teen to go to whatever lengths they felt necessary to get what they want, but sexual favors from him? Puh-lease. Unless the child is both blind and mentally unbalanced, I’d have to call bullshit. And I ain’t the only one – Warwick was booked on charges of aggravated sexual battery. A pat-down at the time of his arrest revealed an unlabeled pill bottle containing nine pills, so add on a charge of drug possession. Bond information hasn’t been made available. [Read more...]

Steven Barger: House Guest From Hell

PhoenixPhoenix reviews, Arizona–HouseHouse reviews guests…ugh…mine tend to wear out their welcome real quick. After a day or two, they start to get a bit demanding; ‘I need a clean towel.’ ‘You need to buy more milk.’ ‘I need you to bury this body.’ ‘Dammit, I need you to dig up that body.’ ‘You’re out of toilet paper.’ ‘Why did you lock me out of the house again?’ etc. What a pain in the ass.

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Jennifer Richards & Sean Block Pimp The Baby

Jennifer Richards (MyspaceMySpace) and Sean Michael Block (Myspace)

San Antonio, TX - Sean Michael Block and Jennifer Richards thought they had it all figured out.  They’d pimp out Jennifer’s five year old daughter  to an adult male.  In exchange, they’d get a used car, a furnished apartment for Jennifer and her kids, and free child care for Jennifer’s ten-month-old until that child was “old enough” to sell it for mama, too.   Well, the best laid plans of perverts and greedy whores oft go awry.  [Read more...]

Adam Ward Is A Dumbass Pervert

Lake County, FL – Tonight’s Very Special Dumbass episode of The Dreamin’ Demon is brought to you by the letters P, E, R and V, and the number 150,000. Adam Ward, 33, is a high achiever in the world of stupid. Ward, a part-time Pasco County firefighter, got mad at his estranged wife over their divorce settlement and decided not to pay her. That was probably mistake number one. [Read more...]