WTF Was Wrong With Jack Holtzen?

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Shawnee, KS–The first thing to come to mind when I came across this story in the forums was, ‘WowWow reviews. A story from Kansas. Weird.’ The second thing to come to mind was, ‘Wow. Jack Holtzen is fucking crazy!’ In the span of just half-an-hour, JackJack reviews managed to injure three women and himself.

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Dog Eats 4-Month-Old Boy’s Genitals

WAUKEGAN, Ill. - The father of a 4-month old boy was visiting his girlfriend in a Waukegan apartment SaturdaySaturday reviews night. Placing the infant on the couch, surrounded by blankets, the couple went into another room to sleep. Sometime early Sunday, the girlfriend was wakened by the sound of the infant screaming. She found that her pet dachshund, which had been left with the infant, had chewed through the diapers and eaten the boys genitals. The boy was taken to Lutheran General Hospital [Read more...]

Christina Adams is a Fun Mom

PINELLAS PARK – This lovely woman, Christina Adams, 27, dangled her 5-year-old son out of the open window of an SUV while it was in motion. She was in the passenger seat holding onto the child’s hands, forcing him to run along side the moving vehicle. WitnessesWitnesses reviews told police that the black GMC SUV was traveling about 3 to 5 mph. Two other children and two other adults were inside the vehicle. When police stopped the vehicle, Adams appeared “extremely intoxicated and belligerent towards officers.” She was booked into the Pinellas County Jail. Bail was set at $5,000.As deplorable as this story is, that mug shot cracks me right the fuck up. She was waaaaaasted.

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Arthur Swilling, Meet Karma

ANDERSON, S.C. — Arthur Swilling, 36, spent 17 years in prison for the shooting death of his girlfriend’s father back in 1988. After being sentenced to life in prison, he was later paroled in June of 2006. Late Wednesday night, he and some friends were riding ATV’s through the parking lot of Lakeside Middle School in Anderson County when Shilling drove into a chain strung across the entrance. The chain struck Swilling under the chin, killing him.

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Cannibal Serial Killer Stuns Mexico City

MEXICO CITY — Meet Jose Luis Calva Zepeda, serial killer, cannibal, failed horror movie screenwriter. Mexico city police found the dismembered body of Zepeda’s girlfriend,  Alejandra Galeana, a 30-year-old pharmacy clerk and single mother, in his closet, and found chunks of flesh in a frying pan on the stove, in addition to parts of a leg and arm in the fridge. Oh, and bones in a cereal box. He admitted to police that he had boiled some of his girlfriend’s flesh, but he had not eaten it. Also found in the residence was a draft of a novel titled “Cannibalistic Instincts,”

Police had come to Mr. Wonderful’s apartment Monday to investigate the disappearance of Alejandra. Jose tried to escape authorities but was run over by a car. Jose is also being investigated for the death of another girlfriend in 2004 and the mutilation death of a prostitute in April.

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Custody of amputated leg in dispute

A US man who stored his amputated leg in a barbecue smoker that was later auctioned off is locked in a custody dispute with the man who bought it.

John Wood’s smoker was sold to Shannon Whisnant last week after he fell behind on payments at the storage facility in North Carolina where it was kept.

He wants his leg back but Mr Whisnant says he has a receipt for the smoker’s contents and wants to share ownership.

Mr Wood’s leg was amputated above the knee after a plane crash in 2004.

He asked to keep the leg so he could be buried as a whole man when he died, and stored it at the facility in Maiden after losing his home.

But when Mr Wood failed to pay the necessary rental fees, the storage company auctioned the smoker and all its contents.

‘Strange incident’

After buying the smoker last Tuesday, Mr Whisnant looked inside and found a man’s leg wrapped in a wire screen.

He initially gave the leg to the police, who concluded it had not been removed as a result of a crime and sent it to a funeral home until Mr Wood could pick it up.

But after making money by charging adults $3 (£1.47) and children $1 (49p) to look inside the empty smoker, Mr Whisnant asked for it back.

His request was refused by the funeral home, so he decided to try to persuade Mr Wood to share custody and profits.

“I told him I’d share custody of it…” Mr Whisnant said.

“It’s a strange incident and Halloween’sHalloween reviews just around the corner. The price will go up if I get the leg.”

‘Despicable’

Mr Wood, who now lives in Greenville, South Carolina, has insisted he is not interested in using the leg to make money and plans to travel to Maiden as soon as possible to reclaim it.

“I just think it’s despicable,” he said.

“I don’t mind having the 15 minutes of fame, but I’m not looking to really profit off this thing.

“He’s making a freak show out of it.”

Having had his offer rejected, Mr Whisnant has threatened to begin legal action if the leg is not returned to him by next week.

He says he has a receipt showing he bought both the smoker and its contents at the auction.

“Everybody knows it’s mine, period,” he said. “And if anyone tries to take it, I want everything they got.”

Thanks to Horrorholic for writing up this article. Click on the nifty sentence to discuss this on our forum!

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Man Builds Guillotine; Kills Himself With It

ALLEN PARK, Mich. – A 41-year old man built a six-foot tall guillotine and then used it to kill himself. His body was found in a wooded area by workers from a shopping center near his home. The guillotine was bolted to a tree and included a swing arm.

“I can’t even tell you how long it must have taken him to construct,” Police Chief Dale Covert said. “This man obviously was very determined to end his life.”

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W.V. Black Woman Tortured, Raped By 6 Whites

Clockwise from top left: Frankie Brewster, 49; Bobby Brewster, 24; Danny Combs, 20; Alisha Burton, 22; Karen Burton, 46; and George Messer, 27.

Lured to a home where some of the torturers lived, a woman was forced to lick the toe, vagina and anal cavity of a scary-looking 49 year old woman. The 49 year old’s son also forced the woman to eat dog and rat feces, and the black woman was also badly beaten, told “That’s what we do to niggers around here.”

The 6 are in jail and authorities are searching for others that may have helped lure the woman to the home.

Check The Smoking Gun’s article for the original police report.

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PRETTY WHITE GIRL MISSING!!!

Stop whatever you are doing and fucking find her for God’s sake!!

Camille Cleverley of Boise, Idaho was last seen on Thursday. Her Schwinn mountain bike is also gone, and she recently lost her cell phone. Camille Cleverley would have started classes at Brigham Young University on Tuesday.

“She’sShe reviews a very reliable person,” her mother said. ‘She has not been at work for the days that she’s been scheduled, and that’s very unlike her.” CamilleCamille reviews has a boyfriend who has been “very supportive”.

Cleverley is white with strawberry blond hair, blue eyes and fair skin. She’s 5 feet 5 inches tall and 110 pounds.

Now, while you are out looking for this girl, keep an eye out for Stepha Henry. You may not have heard of her…she doesn’t get as much press as the rest of these girls.

I wonder why?

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Teen Dies After Getting Caught in Car Wash

Wyoming, Mich. — A Goo Goo Car Wash employee was killed when he got entangled in the giant, automatic brushes. Ricardo Alberto Martinez, 18, was closing the car wash FridayFriday reviews night when a customer returned to have his vehicle washed again. After the vehicle entered the car wash, Martinez went inside and somehow became entangled, police said.

“Looks like a hose or something got caught up in some of the bigger equipment around his feet and just pulled him in,” says Lieutenant Scott Gardner of the Wyoming Police Department.

Another customer later found the body at the business in this western Michigan community located near Grand Rapids, police said

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Boy Killed When Sand Cave Collapses

BODEGA BAY, Calif. — A family from Arizona was renting a house in the Bodega Bay area for a vacation. two boys were enlarging an existing tunnel in the side of a sand dune under a 40-foot cypress tree at Salmon Creek State Beach around 3:30 p.m. The tree fell over causing the tunnel to collapse, killing Jonathon Waldrup, 10, and partially burying his cousin\brother.

“The tree did fall over, but it is purely speculation if the wind or age or tunneling brought the tree down,” Bodega Bay Fire Chief Sean Grinnell said.

It took rescue personnel more than an hour to pull the 10-year-old out of six to eight feet of sand, and they were unable to resuscitate him.

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Child Killed By Playground Gate

METHUEN, Mass. — Timothy Dileo, 11, was killed Monday and his brother Andrew, 8, was critically injured in an accident while riding bikes at the Tenney School on Pleasant Street in Methuen. At around 3:30 p.m. a large gate from an iron fence fell on four children as they were riding their bicycles on the school grounds. A third brother, 13-year-old Steven, was slightly injured and Brandon Leport, 13, was unhurt. The school was closed for the Labor Day holiday.

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“Once I came down with the clap.”

Apparently, fishermen in Japan have this little rite of passage where young men lose their virginity to manta rays whose stingers have been removed. The cap’n gets the first crack at it, then the rest of the crew gets jiggy with it, opening up all sorts of health issues in which STDs can get passed around (no word on what the STDs do to the Mantas). Quoth the storyteller:

“So some guys slip on condoms before they do it. Once I came down with the clap. But we were in port around that time and I did it with a woman, so I don’t have any way of knowing if I picked it up from her, or from the manta.”

It’s not so unbelievable. Those Japs are some kinky fuckers.

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Just Look What Happened Here

 

Vienna – A 19-year-old identified as only Robert A, killed his 49-year-old roommate by crushing his skull with an iron bar. He then used a butcher knife to disembowel him. When the police entered the room, they found Robert sitting on the floor, covered in blood. His roommate’s body parts were strewn around the room and some half-eaten parts, including brains and intestines, were found on a plate in the kitchen. He greeted the officers by simply stating “Just look what happened here.”

The murder was discovered when a cleaner entered the shelter. The man told her about the murder and asked her to inform the police.

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