Bijan Anjomi’s NOT Gonna Rape Ya

UPDATE – Bijan Anjomi has been cleared of all charges. I had forgotten about this story and missed the April update. I wonder where Indrid is these days. – Morbid

Toronto, Canada — Cops in Toronto say Las Vegas-based former Mr. Universe and current Mr. Creepy Crazy Smiley Bald Dude Bijan Anjomi came to their fair city and got a little rapey. Toronto investigators arrested Anjomi, age 64, on May 7. He’s been charged with 3 counts of sexual assault. At least two women claim that they visited Anjomi in a hotel room — separately — for ‘personal coaching sessions.’ (There’s a new euphemism for ya.) Upon realizing this guy who looks like a Star TrekStar Trek reviews alien missing the funny forehead had assaulted them, the women ratted him out to the fuzz.

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