Warning! Robert Rosseau’s Secret Society Wants Your Teen Daughter’s Butthole!

San Antonio, Texas — If any of you male readers ever find yourself a tubby, pasty-faced piece of shit teaching “Science, Keyboarding and BibleBible reviews” at a Christian school but still feel the need to have sex with your step-daughter and her 16-year-old friend — just follow 37-year-old Robert Louis Rosseau’s lead and create a “secret society.” I know, I know. It sounds asinine but it seems to work. Just do some better planning so you don’t end up like Rosseau and charged with aggravated sexual assault of a child. His plan involved telling his step-daughter and her friend that he was part of a society known as The OrderThe Order reviews that worked behind the scenes to better mankind. The Order encompassed elements of Freemasonry, witchcraft, Christianity, and teen buttholes. Rosseau was a director and among his many duties was the recruitment of specifically chosen members into The Order. These chosen members just happened to be teenage schoolgirls. Coincidentally, part of a new member’s initiation included the new recruit having sexual relations with Rosseau to create a bond of trust. With this particular recruitment requirement, I am going to go out on a limb and assume The Order has few, if any, male recruits. Regardless, his scheme was working well enough – having recruited his step-daughter and her 16-year-old friend (whom he was creating a lot of trust with via her ass.) But everything went to hell when he set his eyes on another teen girl, and had his two teen soldiers attempt to recruit her. [Read more...]