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Amber FoxRAEFORD, NC – A North Carolina soldier and his wife have been accused of filming themselves having sex with dogs, then posting the videos on the Internet.

Raeford police were first alerted to Ruben and Amber Fox, both 23, after a Virginia cybercrimes unit contacted them two weeks ago to report the couple’s bestiality videos being posted online. I’m betting the videos were posted to our go-to site when it comes to locating bestiality videos, so I may check later. For research purposes.

Investigators searched the couple’s home and seized recording devices and computer hard drives. Officers also took two mixed breed dogs and three cats from the home and placed them at a local shelter. A few years ago I would’ve assumed the cats were not involved, but now days you never know.

Ruben and Amber have both been charged with multiple counts of crimes against nature involving bestiality, disseminating obscene materials and conspiracy. Amber Fox was also charged with soliciting a crime against nature, police said. Bail was set at $15,000 each.…

sexy goatWILTSHIRE, UK – A 23-year-old British man has been banned from every farm in England after getting it on with a goat, says a report in the London Evening Standard.

On Monday, Robert Newman, the goat-fucker in question, pled guilty to the bestiality in North West Wiltshire Magistrates Court in Chippenham. The incident allegedly occurred in April on a farm in Wiltshire.

Newman had initially denied having sex with the animal, but confessed shortly before his trial was set to begin. Wonder what made him change his mind. I mean, it wasn’t like the victim was going to testify.

Newman, of Devizes, is currently out on bail, but conditions of his bond prohibit him from being on any property where farm animals are kept, reported SWNS. Newman also has a curfew, which should keep him from livestock-diddling between the hours of 7 p.m. and 7 a.m. His sentencing is scheduled for Sept. 12.

Stories regarding people having sex with animals are quite frequent on this site, but this is the first time a goat has made an appearance.…

Ryan TannenholzBoise, ID — This article was written by one of our readers (Gradient Descent) who has not created an account yet, but I really wanted this story published. So here it is.

Ryan Havens Tannenholz, 28, was arrested last week after a Boise police investigation concluded that he had sexually penetrated a cat on “more than one occasion.”

According to Deputy Prosecutor Cathy Guzman, Tannenholz’ liberties with the small animal took place between January 2012 and January 2013 at a Boise home. A warrant was issued for Tannenholz’ arrest after a thorough police investigation cataloged his catastrophic crimes.

Tannenholz was charged with six felony counts of crimes against nature and one misdemeanor count of cruelty to an animal. Additional charges may be lodged against Tannenholz if it is determined that he had groomed the victim.

It is worth noting that Tannenholz is a “furry” – or a follower of Furry Fandom – who has a few animal personas. Here is photo from his DeviantArt page purportedly showing him dressed as a dog named “Bubblegum Husky.” His
DeviantID includes the phrase: “Love what is furry.” ‘Nuff said.…

James Lee LyonsFlorida – Police in St. Johns County have arrested a registered sex offender with a habit of putting his dick in all the wrong places,  this time in the butthole of his neighbor’s dog.

James Lee Lyons, 52, was arrested after one of his neighbors called police to report his dog had been the victim of a sexual assault at the hands of Lyons.

He said that he let two of his dogs out before a thunderstorm Monday afternoon, but only one of the dogs came back. He went searching for the missing dog but was unable to locate it until some time later when he witnessed Lyons carrying it.

When the man asked Lyons where he found the dog, Lyons said he found it hiding in a shed. The neighbor did not believe Lyons because the shed was one of the places he checked earlier. That’s when he noticed that his dog was acting withdrawn and was suffering injuries to its rectum and vulva.

The dog owner first called Animal Control who informed the man he needed to take the dog to the vet.…

Cirilo CastilloHidalgo County, TX – Police in Texas have arrested a man for having sex with the same horse twice in the last three months.

Cirilo Castillo, 43, was recently arrested for having sex with a horse named Nadia and was just released from jail in April. After that encounter, Nadia’s owner ended up setting up a security camera in the horse’s corral after finding a “mystery bucket.”

Once they reviewed the surveillance footage, they found that Castillo just can’t stay away from the warm embrace of Nadia’s vagina and turned over their findings to police.

“We have a hell of a surveillance tape,” said Hidalgo County Sheriff Lupe Trevino. “It is not going to go to, ‘America’s Funniest Videos,’ that is for sure.”

Castillo was arrested, but since there’s no law against bestiality in Texas, Castillo can only be charged with trespassing. If there’s evidence Nadia was hurt during the sexual encounter, he may be charged with animal cruelty.

Trevino described Castillo as a laborer with prior arrests for theft, marijuana possession and the first time he got busted having sex with Nadia.…

Gerardo PerezChicago, IL – DD’s most talked-about victimizer, the dreaded pit bull, seems to be suffering a bit of karma lately at the hands of the human penis. We just posted about a pit bull getting sexed up by a man in an alley, now we have  Gerardo Perez. The 50-year-old was arrested after he sexually assaulted a pit bull in a Chicago animal shelter.  Oh, how the mighty pit bull has fallen.

Perez was on a group tour of the Chicago Animal Care and Control Facility when he broke off from the group and was found by an employee going into a restricted area.  The employee told him he needed to leave, but returned later to find Perez had not left. Or more specifically, the employee found Perez had not left and was inside a kennel, on his hands and knees, next to a grey and white pit bull. Apparently, he was just “finishing up.”

Perez made “inculpatory statements” regarding his having sexual conduct with the dog to several employees, police said. …

happy pitDetroit, MI – A group of boys were headed to school saw a naked man having sex with a dog and did what any normal kid today would do when seeing a man having sex with a dog – they whipped out their cell phones and filmed it.

After arriving at Denby High School, the boys rolled that beautiful bean footage for school security, who then called police. When officers arrived on the scene, they found the mid-30-year-old man sitting between two vacant houses. He was naked, bleeding from the head, and still had his pit bull mix with him.

The man rushed a female officer before he was quickly apprehended and taken to St. John Hospital for an evaluation. The female officer the man rushed also had to be taken to the hospital for exhaustion after she collapsed at the scene.

Police think the man injured his head trying to get into a stolen car that was also found at the scene. The man’s brother would not speak to reporters, but told police that his sibling was a drug user and had mental health issues. …

Stephanie MiklesBEL AIR, MD – Stephanie Mikles, a 45-year-old behavioral specialist for Harford County Schools, has been accused of having sex with the family dog.

Police found out about the alleged sexual liaison during an investigation by the child advocacy center of Harford County that began last year. No word on what that investigation was about, but during a search of her home, investigators found pictures and video of Mikles having sex with the family dog.

The encounters took place from August 1 to August 31, 2008. Unfortunately for her, there is no statute of limitations for bestiality in Maryland. So after dousing their eyeballs with bleach, officers arrested the dog Mikles and charged her with bestiality. She was later released from jail on a five thousand dollar bond.

Recently, a grand jury puked in their shoes after being required to look at footage of Mikles getting knotted by the pooch. They ended up indicting her with “unnatural or perverted sexual practice.” Mikles’ attorney told reporters that she is fighting the charge and has filed motions to dismiss the case.…

Kurtis PetersonMUSKEGON, MI – Kurtis Peterson, a convicted sex offender found guilty of having sex with dogs, was sentenced to state prison for between one to 15 years after a judge went above state sentencing guidelines to keep the community safe from the repeat offender.

Peterson, 37, was first accused of having sex with a dog in April 2010 at his apartment, when a woman witnessed Peterson on his bed naked, kneeling behind his blue heeler. Peterson claimed he was “just playing with the dog” but had gotten an erection after accidental making contact with the dog’s rear.

Any benefit of doubt he was given went out the window when the same woman caught him having sex with yet another dog in June, when she walked in on Peterson having sex with a white pit bull on his living room floor. This time he was arrested and charged with “the abominable and detestable crime against nature,” also known as sodomy or bestiality.

Charged as a fourth-time habitual offender, Peterson pleaded no contest to the charges in March.…

Kara VandereykLas Vegas, NV — Police in Las vegas have arrested 23-year-old Kara Vandereyk after they say she was caught having sex with a pit bull in the yard of her home.

Police say that on Tuesday, they observed Vandereyk engaging in a sex act with a pit bull in the backyard of her home, within full view of her neighbors and anyone passing by. According to the arrest report, when Vandereyk noticed the approaching officers, she said, “Hi,” and began fondling the dog.

The report also said Vandereyk appeared to be on drugs or mentally ill. She told the officers that she has bipolar disorder and didn’t know her name, the year or the name of the president. She also admitted to taking prescription medication but wasn’t sure if she was on them at the time.

After police gave her a blanket to cover up with, as she was completely nude, a neighbor gave her some clothing to wear. Kara Vandereyk was charged with open and gross lewdness, as I’m pretty sure Nevada doesn’t have any laws against having sex with your dog, and taken to the Clark County jail.…

Andrew MendozaWharton County, TX — I’m a little late on this one, as usual, and I’m not exactly sure when the accused was actually accused of buggering a horse. Whatever… I like the police report.

The Smoking Gun recently released an undated statement drafted for the Wharton County Sheriff’s Department by 29-year-old Andrew Mendoza.

Mendoza had apparently been accused of screwing a neighbor’s horse, and after waiving his rights, laid it all out for police. And, apparently, the internet.

In his statement, Mendoza claims he had been waiting on a phone call from his girlfriend. He told himself that if she didn’t call at a particular time, he was just gonna go ahead and mosey on over to the neighbor’s house and “mess” with their horse.

The girlfriend apparently neglected to call within the allotted time frame, and Mendoza, obviously a man of his word, headed to the neighbor’s place.

He then proceeded to fuck their horse for about 5 or 10 minutes.

Mendoza wrote in the statement that he believed the horse liked it because it didn’t move or nothing, just stood there.…

Horse fuckerMarion County, FL — Florida police are on the lookout for a man accused of injuring and brutally raping a miniature horse.

Abby Conder, the owner of said horse, said her world class minis have been under attack since May.

“She had been severely brutalized,” Conder said of one of her horses. “She had been raped both by a man and by several objects. She was so hematomed on the back and so bloody, that she looked like they put her whole bottom through a garbage disposal.”

The horse fucker apparently left his DNA behind… but without a suspect, that means squat.

Conder first purchased a dog to protect the horses, only to have the poor thing beaten to death. She and her husband then invested in a surveillance camera and live internet feed. They got their first look at him on Saturday.

“He inspected the horses that were on the left first to see what horses were in stalls,” Conder said. “They are tied to the corner to the fence, where they have been abused and been tortured.…

Ocala, FL – Carlos Romero, 31, was arrested on Monday for allegedly having sex with 21-month old Doodle, his miniature donkey.  The charge is cruelty to animals.

Romero owns up to having “never been a people person,” and preferring animals, particularly horses, in almost every regard.  His reasons are simple.  People “stab you in the back, give you diseases, lie to you” and are “promiscuous,” whereas animals “are usually there for you” and “do not seek other pleasures.”  Their feelings, he said, are “100 percent honest.”

Sounds to me like Mr. Romero may be a bit of a selfish lover, or maybe he has a dream of fathering a centaur.

Romero purchased the aptly named Doodle from a man in Lake City several months ago, and though he admits to masturbating while the animal was in the room, claims to have never had intercourse with it, citing the fact that she is merely “blooming into maturity.”  So, you know, he’s claiming not to be bestial pedophile, which is a huge relief.…

Bali, Indonesia – 18-year-old Ngurah Alit, who was caught having sex with a cow in a paddy field, was forced to marry the animal in a traditional wedding, as dictated by local officials who felt it was a fitting punishment, as well as a way to “cleanse” the village of the act.

The unemployed man’s defense was that he believed the cow to be a beautiful woman who had seduced him by showering him in compliments; a woman with copious amounts of body hair, a huge vagina, and a face closely resembling that of Sarah Jessica Parker, I presume.   I still fail to understand how his excuse changes matters significantly, though perhaps defense strategies differ slightly in that region.

During the ceremony, Alit passed out in front of local officials who had been called in to keep journalists from snapping pics.  Meanwhile, his mother began screaming.  I suppose Indonesia’s expression of pride and joy are slightly different as well.

Alit was then “symbolically” drowned and bathed on the beach.  His udderific bride was not quite as lucky, as she received the “un-symbolic” drowning reserved for Pecaruan rituals such as the one in question. …

Perry County, PA – Jeremy Johnson, 20, pleaded guilty on August 13th to defiant trespass and sexual intercourse with an animal.  He was sentenced to 2-1/2 years probation and ordered to undergo a mental health evaluation.

What’s so riveting and interesting and fascinating and lovely and winsome about this case is that Johnson did not place his meatstick anywhere near the horse as far as we know.  Instead, he opted to lick its vagina; a refreshing relief from all the stories of horses and donkeys receiving what must seem to them to be micro-penises.

When asked if she liked it, the mare gave three taps of her front, right hoof, which is known by horse experts, such as myself, to mean, “It was okay.  I mean, not the best I’ve ever had, but you know, human tongues are kinda small, and not quite as strong as horse tongues and, well, I don’t know, I’d let him do it again but I’m not going to go begging or anything.  Did I mention that stallions aren’t real keen on cunnilingus?”

As the police report goes, an Outlaw Stables employee suspected a break-in at around 1 AM on May 2, 2012 after the alarm had been tripped. …

Clearwater, FL – Eric Antunes, 29, was arrested on May 1st after police received an anonymous tip that he had been hoarding child porn on his computer.  However, when police arrived to investigate, they took a look at his cell phone and reportedly stumbled upon pictures of his girlfriend’s three-legged pitbull-mix giving his junk a thorough tongue-bath.

As it so happens, I’ve always maintained that pitbulls were the sluttiest of all breeds, and now I feel completely justified in having spread that knowledge to countless Twitter readers.

Kniption covered this story back on May 3rd, but I didn’t realize that until after I’d already written it up.  No problem here though.  There have been some interesting developments that doggy-diddlers may find germane.

Antunes is probably also well aware of the harlotry of pitbulls since his girlfriend, Katerina Williamson, was the Medical Director of the Pinellas County Humane Society where our hero has worked as a contract employee.  Ms. Williamson resigned after Antunes’s arrest, though there seems to be no evidence that she was aware of her boyfriend’s extracurricular activities.…

St. Louis, MO – When you’re a 37-year-old dude and you tell your buddies that your girlfriend is 28, they’re likely to be impressed…unless you’re Shawn Ingram and that girlfriend happens to be the absolutely atrocious-looking Dana Kintz.

Our fairy tale begins like most do; with a domestic abuse call to police.  Kintz called 911 on March 12th claiming that Ingram had struck her, which is when resembling a snowman constructed of memory foam is likely advantageous.  Domestic abuse charges were not ultimately pursued though, for some reason, the officer was able to get his hands on Ingram’s cell phone.  On it, they found child pornography and pictures of Kintz engaged in sex acts with a dog.  And now I can’t stop shivering.

Both were charged with unlawful sex with an animal (as opposed to the lawful kind, I suppose).  I guess it’s lucky for them that Missouri is relatively accepting of vertebrate-buggering, categorizing it only as a misdemeanor.  Ingram wasn’t quite as lucky.  He’s facing felony charges for possession of child pornography.…

Clearwater, FL — Officials with a Florida Humane Society are presumably reviewing policies on workplace fraternization after an ex-employee – and boyfriend of current HS medical director – was charged with having sex with a dog.

Eric Antunes, 29, was arrested after police reportedly found child pornography and evidence of his own act of bestiality in his possession.

Clearwater police began investigating Antunes after getting a tip that he possessed child pornography. A search of the computer yielded nine explicit photos and one explicit video depicting children, detectives said. According to police, he has admitted to downloading and viewing the child pornography on his home computer. A check of Antunes’ cell phone then revealed “several images of bestiality” involving Antunes and his girlfriend’s dog, police said. Ruh-roh.

The situation is a bit unique because, as it turns out, Antunes was a past employee of the Pinellas Humane Society and the girlfriend is the current medical director. Clearwater Public Communications Director Joelle Castelli said police do not have evidence that the girlfriend was aware of the fact Antunes was taking photos of himself engaged in sex acts with her pit-bull mix.…


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