DeFuniak Springs, FL — The Walton County Sheriff’s Department reports that Eugene Hickman, 54, is facing an animal cruelty charge after his grandson saw him attempting to have sex with the family dog.
Hickman’s family contacted law enforcement after the grandson told his father that he had seen Hickman nude in the bedroom on top of the dog, the police report stated.
When asked about the incident, Hickman said he “knew it was wrong” and promised that he “wouldn’t do it again,” the report said. But… the report also says that family members claim this is not the first time someone has witnessed Hickman trying to do this.
Look at the mug shot. Get the visual. Focus… Focus… Okay.
The 3-year-old female bulldog was turned over to animal control by deputies to be examined by a vet.
Hickman was booked into the Walton County jail and is charged with one county of animal cruelty, a third-degree felony.
Thanks for the tip, DV.…Continue Reading
Shelby, Ohio — Peter Bower, 31, was charged with animal cruelty for allegedly having sex with a dog he adopted last month. Ohio frowns on that sort of thing. Somewhat, anyway…
An anonymous tip put authorities in action. “The tip was allegations about bestiality, sexual conduct with an animal,” said Richland County Dog Warden Dave Jordan. The tip included links to bestiality-themed Web sites, where Jordan reportedly found evidence, including photos, of Bower with multiple animals, including at least three dogs and possibly a horse.
Investigators then executed a search warrant at Bower’s apartment where they seized his computer. Ruh-roh. On the computer investigators reportedly found pictures and stories of his sexual relations with his animals. They also found a bestiality book, “Dearest Pet,” and a plastic blow-up sheep.
Hold on a minute here… I need to stop laughing. Okay.
Particularly troubling for neighbors and those in Bower’s community is that Bower ran a “pet-sitting” service. Neighbor Rosario DeLeon recounted, “(Bower) asked me if I would let him walk my dog and I said, ‘I can’t afford for you to walk my dog.’ He said, ‘I’ll do it for free.’” Unfortunately Rosario… nothing is free in this world.…Continue Reading
The teen appeared in the Invercargill District Court before Judge Kevin Phillips on a charge of an act of bestiality. The summary of facts, which was not read out in court, says the teenager was sitting in his house when he started thinking about young girls, so he picked up the family cat and took it out to the backyard, where he was seen by a neighbor.
The teenager reportedly told police he knew it was wrong and that the cat was scared, but he had done it on 10 previous occasions in the past six months.
In addition to registering a solid “10″ on the Gross-o-Meter, this news account prompts a number of valid questions concerning comparative anatomy, claws, and teeth. Sadly, as the details of the case are sealed, we are left only to speculate.
The teenager was ordered to remain in custody until his sentencing on June 9.…Continue Reading
GARFIELD, Ark. – I couldn’t find out much more than what was being reported by 4029tv.com, but police in Arkansa have arrested a man and charged him with child rape and bestiality.
Investigators went to the home of Thomas Carr after a Child Abuse Hotline received an anonymous tip. After questioning Carr, he was charged with two counts of rape, two counts of producing, directing or promoting a sexual performance by a child and one count of bestiality.
“He confessed that for a while he’s had a fascination with animals. And he confessed to that charge. So that’s why he was charged with one count of bestiality,” said Benton County Sheriff’s Office investigator Kenneth Paul.
Police said the victims are now safe and Carr is currently in jail. Investigators said more arrests are likely.
If you watch the video at the link (I hate when they won’t let you embed the damn things) you’ll hear the reporter state that Carr “admitted to each and every allegation.” However, they don’t get into the call details, why more arrests are likely, who the victims are or their relationships to Carr, or Cthulhu forbid, if the children were involved with the bestiality.…Continue Reading
Phoenix, AZ – 47-year-old Keith Kiefer, an unemployed handyman, and Patrick Trejo, a 25-year-old music teacher at Raul Castro Middle School, are each charged with conspiring to have bestial-sexual contact with an animal after both got stung in an online dog-sexin’ type sting.
According to authorities, both men were trolling Craigslist in search of some man on beast action. Trejo’s ad allegedly read, “Hit me up if you have a pup to play with.” He was searching for someone interested in a little “K-9 play.” And Kiefer’s ad? He was reportedly seeking “beasty worship of the kinky kind.” Kiefer also requested pictures of the canine’s genitals, which he said he “liked very much.” And I just threw up a little in my mouth…
Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said the “handler” the men assumed they were corresponding back and forth with was actually a team of undercover deputies. The wannabe rover wranglers separately agreed to meet the “handler” and his male shepherd mix at a local motel on Thursday. Both were arrested before any humping could commence.…Continue Reading
When the dog’s owner, Clemente Velasquez, arrived home Thursday night, he told police he found Bautista drunk inside the home they shared. He told Bautista to go to bed, but Bautista instead chose to go outside with the tog in tow.
Not long after the drunk went outside, Velasquez heard a yelp from little Mimi, at which point he grabbed a flashlight and ran outside. He said he found Bautista passed out with his pants down and a bleeding Mimi running from the scene. Velasquez notified authorities and took Mimi to the animal hospital. Bautista reportedly told detectives he used his finger to penetrate the dog. It takes a small man to sexually assault a Chihuahua.
40-year-old Tomas Bautista was taken into custody Thursday evening on one count of cruelty to an animal, a third-degree felony, said Dani Moschella, sheriff’s spokeswoman. Bond was set at $2,500.…Continue Reading
Greenwood, MS – Nothin’ like a little bestiality to jump start your day, huh? Meet Andrew Nash – alleged hog humper.
The 52-year-old man is being held at the LeFlore County Jail, charged with twelve counts of unnatural intercourse, after police say they caught him sexin’ up some stocky, yet oh-so seductive show hogs last month. According to Police Chief Henry Purnell, a local veterinarian discovered at least four hogs from this particular farm were suffering from vaginal infections.
“The owner of the animals knew someone was messing with his animals,” said Chief Investigator Huntley Nevels. “And the veterinarian confirmed the sexual assault. So, the owner contacted police and the officers staked it out and caught him out there.”
Thanks to the surveillance cameras police set up in the hog stalls, the suspected swine shagger was collared – Nash was arrested on December 3. His case is scheduled to be presented before the Leflore County Grand Jury next month. If convicted on all counts, he’s looking at up to 120 years in jail.…Continue Reading
LOS ANGELES, CA – A 62-year-old transient has been convicted of having sex with a female German shepherd mix he adopted from an animal shelter, and gets a slap on the wrist. Back in February, Wade Strickland was arrested after witnesses saw him sexually violating the animal beneath a freeway overpass. It was later revealed that Strickland has been accused of indecent exposure and abusing shelter dogs he had adopted in the past, but no arrests were ever made. The difference this time was that witnesses came forward and testified against Strickland. After pleading guilty to animal cruelty and lewd conduct, Strickland was sentenced to three years’ probation, prohibited from owning any animals, submit to searches at any time and attend two dozen animal care counseling sessions. When he was arrested he was found with two dogs, including the one he admitted to sexually assaulting, and pornographic material. The dog did not show any signs of trauma and has since been adopted. Some feel three years probation isn’t an adequate punishment and I am inclined to agree.…Continue Reading
Bethany, OK – Brandy Double and her husband, Edward, are facing a whole heap of charges after Brandy’s 13-year-old niece happened to stumble across a video recording of her aunt doing the nasty with a dog. That, though, was really just the beginning. According to police, the teen, who had been living with Brandy, Edward, and three male cousins all under the age of 15, also found some rather strange emails between her aunt and Edward in which they discussed having sexual dreams that involved the children in the house. In addition to that, the teen was in possession of another email in which Brandy and Edward reportedly encouraged her to have sex with Edward. Search warrant in hand, investigators visited the couple’s home and seized video recording equipment, DVDs and computer equipment from the house. While reviewing the evidence, police said they found several recordings of the couple having sexual relations with a pooch. Both were arrested and charged with crimes against nature, conspiracy to commit a felony, soliciting sexual conduct or engaging in sexual communication with a minor and indecent exposure-indecent exhibitions of obscene material or child pornography-solicitation of minors.…Continue Reading
Mobile, AL – Deputies were called to a residence that serves as a breeding facility for miniature horses last Saturday after a woman reported one of the female horses had been sexually assaulted. While investigating the alleged buggering, deputies discovered strands of hair tied around a fence post, leading them to believe someone had tried to tie the horse up with her own tail to keep her from bolting. A physical examination of the critter revealed blood and other obvious signs of sexual assault. On the ground near the horse, the owner found a wallet containing a driver’s license and Social Security card belonging to one 27-year-old Eric Easley. He was questioned on Sunday, and on Tuesday, was charged with cruelty to animals and killing or disabling livestock. The latter charge will more than likely be dropped because the horse didn’t die. Easley has already been released on $4,000 bond. …Continue Reading
Long Island, NY – Mitchell Marsicano, 55, is being held on charges of sexual misconduct, attempted sexual misconduct and burglary after allegedly forcing his way into a tenant’s apartment in order to engage in a little canine coitus. According to his tenants, Daniel Miller and Mariah Mills, Marsicano broke into their home at about 2:00 Thursday morning and tried to get naughty with a 2-year-old Shiba-Inu named Snowball. Miller told police he heard the dog “squealing” and when he went to investigate, he found Marsicano on top of the critter…butt nekkid. And, according to Miller, this wasn’t the first time. Miller told police that on October 12, Marsicano broke into their apartment and got all rapey with Snowball. Miller witnessed that incident as well, and when he confronted the doggy diddler, Marsicano reportedly threatened both Miller and Mills with bodily harm if they reported him. So Miller let it slide. The second time, though, was apparently the last straw and Miller called the police. Oddly enough, Snowball originally belonged to Marsicano – he handed the dog over to Miller and Mills after they accused him of mistreating and abusing the animal.…Continue Reading
COLQUITT COUNTY,GA — I missed this one, but I just cannot resist a bestiality story even though there really isn’t much more to add that the title didn’t already explain. I mean, when a title has “Georgia,” “sex,” “dog,” and “trailer” all in there at once you can just kinda figure out the rest for yourself. But for those who want the juicy details, reports are that on Monday evening, moments after neighbors observed 39-year-old Henry Ivey carry a dog inside a vacant trailer, they heard screams and decided to investigate. They opened the abandoned home’s door only to be greeted with the brain-searing image of Ivey giving the dog a hot beef injection. Police were called and Ivey was arrested, charged with breaking into the trailer and for having sex with the dog. Thanks for posting the story in the forums, Dakota. BTW, none of the articles I read stated if the screams were human or animal or if the screams were of pleasure or pain but the first thing I thought of was Kim Cattrall as “Lassie” in PORKY’S.…Continue Reading
Lancaster, WI – After a three-month investigation by the Grant County Sheriff’s Office and the Department of Social Services, two brothers have been slapped with numerous sexual assault charges that include bestiality and incest. Police believe the two have sexually assaulted at least six family members and multiple barnyard animals. The human victims range in age from 5 to 16. The barnyard victims? A cow and a horse. Wow. These guys really covered all the bases, huh? Though neither has been arrested yet, Christian Stolzfus, 19, and his 18-year-old brother, Dannie, will soon be hauled in to court to answer to the charges. The allegations were brought to light when the family of the teens reached out to Social Services for help. “I don’t believe this is indicative of the Amish community here in Grant County, because through this, this family has reached out and accepted Social Service services,” Grant County Sheriff Keith Govier said. “They’ve also accessed mental health services to deal with this.” Christian is charged with repeated sexual assault of a child, four counts of first-degree sexual assault of a child under the age of 13 without great bodily harm, attempted first-degree sexual assault of a child under the age of 13 without great bodily harm, two counts of incest, exposing genitals or pubic area and two counts of sexual gratification with an animal.…Continue Reading
Muskegon, MI – This is 58-year-old Jose Sanchez. He’s a convicted sex offender. He is also cerebrally challenged – severely so. You see, Mr. Sanchez was paroled last year after serving a 12-year prison term for sexually assaulting a child under the age of 13. As we all know, parolees are required to frequently check in with their parole officer as a condition of their release, and most parolees will not divulge any more information to their PO than is absolutely necessary. After all, a parole officer pretty much holds a parolee’s freedom in the palm of their hand. The cerebrally challenged ones, like Sanchez, will hang themselves if given enough rope. During a scheduled meeting with his PO, after all the niceties were out of the way, Sanchez reportedly admitted that he boned his pit bull earlier this month. That tells me that Sanchez is either incredibly dense, has found that life outside the bars isn’t exactly a cake-walk for sex offenders, or he just misses his cellie. On second thought, maybe he’s just a skeevy degenerate that likes to fuck dogs and/or children.…Continue Reading
Morgan County, GA – Richard Lawson Moss, a registered sex offender convicted on child molestation charges back in ’97, is in a bit of a bind once again. Seems as though Mr. Moss has moved from small children to small-ish farm animals. The owner of a horse stable where Moss had been employed for the past year contacted authorities late last month after a veterinarian reported seeing the repulsive man doing the nasty with a foal housed inside the barn. The vet, who was there on an unannounced visit, was strolling through the stables when he happened upon the nasty scene. Moss, 60, has admitted to the vile act and remains behind bars. Police say he was still on probation for the child molestation charge. What is it about horses that makes these repugnant bastards horny? The swingin’ tail? The silky mane? The smell of horseshit? Opportunity? It can’t be from a lack of desperate women – I could name off at least 15 right this second. Hell, they’re so desperate, they’d buy him dinner. I guess that unless we get an actual horse fucker to stop by and announce himself, my questions will remain unanswered.…Continue Reading
Aventura, FL – According to police, 64-year-old Armand Pacher has been arrested and charged with animal cruelty after he allegedly spoke to a staff member in a veterinarian’s office and mentioned something about having sex with Christie Brinkley, his 2½-year-old Great Dane. The staff member called Pacher last week to reschedule an appointment for the pup’s eye surgery and asked about the dog’s general health – that’s when Pacher supposedly led the conversation down a sick and twisted path. “She doesn’t seem to enjoy it as much when we have sex. Maybe it’s because I haven’t been as energetic lately and that’s why she’s not enjoying it.” An examination of the spayed animal revealed evidence of forced sexual activity. And according to the vet, the evidence could not have come from another dog. Pacher’s attorney Jeffrey Weiner (tee-hee) says dude denied making such a statement and that the staffer must have misunderstood a wisecrack. “I’m quite familiar with the evidence that exists, and I’m really disappointed that Aventura police would make an arrest based on unsupported evidence and conclusions,” Weiner said.…Continue Reading
Portland, Oregon - K.P. Bath, the 51-year-old children’s author of the books “The Secret of Castle Cant” and “Escape From Castle Cant,” may be writing “Escape from My Fellow Inmates Regular Anal Rapes” after a judge handed him a six year prison sentence for possessing child pornography. Federal agents taking part in Project Safe Childhood, a Department of Justice initiative to combat child sexual exploitation and abuse, found some really disturbing media they say belonged to Bath. The images depicted sadistic conduct, rape, sodomy and bestiality. While the videos “graphically depicted the sexual abuse of very young children,” the statement from the U.S. Attorney’s Office said. It was also revealed by prosecutors that Bath had traded child porn with at least two different collectors in Washington and Ohio. Bath was not charged with allegedly transporting, distributing and receiving child pornography as part of a plea agreement. If you read his Goodreads bio, it’s pretty clear that this was an individual you should keep an eye on. One, he owns a ukulele and two, he lives alone with a cat with a first and last name. …Continue Reading
SALT LAKE CITY - You would think that after posting these stories every day that I wouldn’t be surprised at just how damn dumb people can be. But then people like 37-year-old Danette Stark come along and do something so friggin’ retarded that I am almost left speechless. After Stark’s daughter had a falling out with a 13-year-old classmate, she decided that she was going to get some revenge. She did this by Photoshopping the 13-year-old girl’s yearbook photo into a pornographic photo making it seem as if the young girl was performing sex acts with a dog. She then made posters of this photo with words like “SLUT” and “WHORE” on them and hung them up in the girl’s bathroom of Northwest Middle School. Let that soak in a bit. A grown woman took a bestiality pic she found online, put a child’s face in the picture and then hung copies of that photo in a Junior High School because the girl got in a fight with her daughter. She was caught red-handed after video surveillance captured Stark walking into the girl’s bathroom with the fliers.…Continue Reading
Covington, GA – Ladies and gents, allow me to introduce Byron Christopher Jordan. He really likes horses. No…I mean he really likes horses. A lot. As a matter of fact, he was out ‘test driving’ a few of them earlier this week. According to authorities, a woman reportedly witnessed Byron shagging one of her neighbor’s horses early Tuesday morning and alerted her husband. Neither party called police because they were afraid they wouldn’t be taken seriously. They did, however, inform their neighbor that there were some strange goings-on out in the pasture. The horse owner witnessed Byron boffin’ the critter and demanded that Byron remove his trouser snake from his damn horse! Byron obliged. He dismounted the first horse and almost immediately stuck his dick into another. Once again, the owner ordered Byron to quit buggerin’ his horses. Though he obeyed the command and dismounted the second horse, Byron wasn’t quite finished with his love marathon – he found himself another horse and the lovin’ continued. Three horses? That has to be some kind of record, right?…Continue Reading
Swansea, UK - If you can’t find it in yourself to personally fuck a dead squid, I’d guess the next best thing would be to possess a picture of some other lucky dude fucking a dead squid, right? Any deviant with the desire to witness such an act without actually having to locate and bugger a dead squid themselves can do so with the mere click of a mouse. Just ask Andrew Dymond, he knows all about that whole ‘right-click, save’ thing. It wasn’t just the dead squid fucker that caught his eye – he reportedly had a collection of other bestiality shots that depicted humans making whoopee with horses and dogs. Now that is living vicariously through others. Oh, and let’s not forget the kiddy porn. He faces a total 24 porn charges – 10 of those charges stem from “extreme” pornographic images, and 14 stem from child pornography images that he allegedly produced. He was also found to be in possession of at least 57 indecent photos of children collected from the internet.…Continue Reading