HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY – On Monday, 64-year-old detention deputy Kenneth Moon was inside a jail pod with 62 other inmates at Orient Road Jail. Without warning, 24-year-old inmate Douglas Burden attacked him. After charging MoonMoon reviews and bringing him to the ground, Burden began choking him from behind. That’s when other inmates stepped in. One inmate took Moon’s radio and called for emergency assistance while others pulled Burden off the deputy. Burden was in jail on DUI and drug charges and now faces battery on a law enforcement officer charges. No word on what prompted the attack, but read on to see video of it. [Read more...]

Davie, Florida – In 1997, Luke Petruschke, 38, was facing a couple of sex related charges – he was acquitted. Four years later, he was back in court facing charges of lewd and lascivious molestation – the charges in that case were dropped. LuckyLucky reviews guy, huh? Let’s fast forward to the here and now. Luke spent the night at a friend’s home FridayFriday reviews evening and was preparing to leave SaturdaySaturday reviews morning when the friend’s 3-year-old son informed his parents that Luke had fondled him during the night. It was at that exact moment that Luke’s luck ran the hell out. The child’s father, Manuel Vega, and a neighbor, Krish Carter, got all vigilante-like on the alleged kiddy diddler. [Read more...]

Lehigh Acres – Registered sex offender Carl Eugene Anderson, 52, was just trying to get his God on last Thursday evening at Mark Christian Ministries when the preacher singled him out and told the devils inside him to come out. He then told Anderson to open his BibleBible reviews, but Anderson refused. ‘Open your Bible, Devil!’” the preacher said. “He came and took his hand up on my head, saying, ‘Come out devil’ and he was pushing my head back real hard,” Anderson said. Anderson tried leaving the church, but the preacher followed him out into the parking lot calling Anderson a devil until he got into his car and called police. [Read more...]

DeLand, FL – Before you blow your top and end up gracing the front page of the Dreamin’ Demon, remember, there are many effective ways of dealing with stress without resorting to violence. Of course, I neither know nor practice any of them, but I have heard of ways others deal with their tension. Some people shop ’til it hurts. Others drink themselves into oblivion – forgetting their own name and the reason for their angst. Some toke it up and pig out on Doritos until their mood improves. And Morbid, well, he masturbates. A. Lot. (Ask him about his carpal tunnel sometime). When Darren Daniels discovered his wife may have *gasp* smoked his last cigarette, he went postal and killed his pet rat. What the hell the rat had to do with anything is beyond me…I guess there wasn’t a toddler lurking anywhere in the vicinity. [Read more...]

Ocala, FL - I love Floriduh. You couldn’t pay me to live there, but I love it nonetheless. During my time here at the Dreamin’ Demon, Florida has provided me with many entertaining, sometimes gag-inducing stories. And this one, well, that would fall into the gag-inducing category. Please allow me to introduce 41-year-old Venus Lewis. Cute, ain’t she? Ms. Lewis enjoys football, tag, alcohol, and younger men. Much younger men. While attending a teen football game at the E.D. Croskey Recreation Center last SaturdaySaturday reviews, Venus allegedly initiated a rousing game of tag with a couple of teen boys. She laid out the rules: “If I catch ya, I’m gonna have sex with ya.” Simple enough. And I’m sure those lads ran their little legs right off!! (Personally, if Venus was playing that game with me, you can guaran-fucking-tee I would have set a new world land speed record). Weary from the chase, Venus took a breather and chose that little break in the fun and games to drop trou’ and plug her flow hole with a tampon. The stop-leak was in place, but Venus was still all worked up – she needed to relieve some tension, so, she allegedly leaned back on a picnic table and began masturbating. If the teens weren’t already traumatized after having watched the plug insertion, that had to have sent them over the edge. According to police reports, the boys were under the age of 16, and at some point, Venus attempted to grab the underdeveloped package of another young boy. Police believe that alcohol may have played a factor. No. Shit. Venus Lewis was booked on charges of lewd and lascivious exhibition and battery. She is being held on $25,000 bond. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to the store for a couple gallons of brainBrain Age reviews bleach. [Read more...]

NORWELL, Massachusetts – Jared Garfagna and his girlfriend, Sarah Mohn, were upset with the length of time it was taking for their order inside a Massachusetts KFC. They expressed their frustration with the employees by yelling profanities at them. A man who was in the store at the time asked the couple to quit using the foul language as there were children in the restaurant. As the man left the building, the couple beat his ass. Police say 31-year-old Garfagna punched the man in the head, and then Mohn kicked him. Mohn has been charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon and Garfagna has been charged with assault and battery. [Read more...]

DELRAY BEACH, Florida – Police have made an arrest in connection to a string of prostitutes getting there asses beat by a John. The beatings were so severe that most had facial bones broken. Police arrested 28-year-old Dane White and have accused him of beating at least 13 whores and believe there could be more. A multi-agency investigation was used to catch this guy, as he employed tactics that made it difficult for him to be identified. He allegedly picked up hookers from different areas and used different vehicles when he did it. These attacks have been going on for a year, and he was simply using the women as surrogates for his girlfriend. “He was currently going through a separation with his girlfriend.. and he loved her truly, he couldn’t harm her so to take out his frustration and anger he vented it on other people,” said Delray Beach Detective Gene Spano. How romantic. White’s bond was set at $250,000 dollars and more charges of sexual battery and aggravated battery are expected. Watch some video after the jump. [Read more...]

Morro, Georgia – People are rude and common courtesies have gone completely out of the window. It has turned into a fast paced “me me me” world out there. And chivalry is damn near unheard of now as the old timers die off and their mannerisms lost. One of my favorite op-ed pieces opined on the return of gentlemanliness on the wake of 9-11 and that it was perhaps the women that killed it to begin with by having to prove, as a gender, we were strong enough by making complete asses out of ourselves and embarrassing the men who tried to be kind. I really hope this isn’t the reason Troy West beat the shit out of a woman when she asked him to be careful and why none of the witnesses stepped up to help until after the cops came. [Read more...]

Greenwood, IN- 28-year old Jesse Pacheco is another turd who thinks it’s okay to beat the crap out of children when he gets angry. While watching his girlfriend’s four young children on AugustAugust reviews 3, Pacheco told the kids to go to a nearby park to play so he could have some alone time in the house. When 4-year old Raymond said he didn’t want to go, Pacheco became outraged. He picked the boy up by his throat and began to slam him several times into a carpeted floor without any padding beneath. While Pacheco was slamming little Raymond into the floor again and again and again, Raymond kept begging the asshole to quit by saying, “Stop…Stop…Stop.” [Read more...]

Aurora, IL- Not a long story, but the details in this horrendous case are going to make your teeth grind and your fists clench. In April of 2007, Estela Ramirez-Placido, 24, became enraged that her 3-year-old son soiled his pants. After cleaning him up, she began to hit him and when the boy fought back, Ramirez-Placido saw red. She held her son against the wall by his neck and punched him in the stomach until he fell to the floor. She then placed her knee on the boy and began slapping him. Loving mother that she is, then grabbed the boy’s left leg and twisted until it snapped in a spiral fracture. [Read more...]

Chilton, WI - I have for you today a twisted tale about three highly pissed off and slightly vindictive manchicks, a motel room, a tube of Krazy Glue, and one extremely sensitive man part -  that happens to be attached to a real charmer of a guy. Demonites, please allow me to introduce you to these three wild and crazy gals! Bachelorette #1 is 47-year-old Therese Ziemann from Menasha. Pleasant looking lass, is she not? Bachelorette #2, 44-year-old Wendy Sewell, hails from Kaukauna. Cute as a button, right? And, last, but certainly not least, we have Bachelorette #3, 43-year-old Michelle Belliveau, also from Kaukauna. Don’t you just want to pinch her wittle cheeks? What do these three lovely ladies have in common? One penis and a lot of anger. When they found out they were all bumpin’ uglies with the same dude, the trio bonded together with one common goal in mind – sweet revenge. [Read more...]

Lowell, Massachusetts- Acting on a tip, police paid a visit to the apartment of 27 year old Kirsten Paquette and discovered her 3 year old son had been locked in a sweltering and filthy attic. The boy was completely nude, covered in his own urine, feces, and vomit with his forehead dappled with several small bumps. The attic, which officers estimated it’s temperature to be over 100 degrees, had only one window which was nailed shut and the door to the room was locked. The walls were finger-painted with feces and outside the attic was a nasty mattress covered with hundreds of flies. Police said the stench of the place was overwhelming and the boy kept repeating the word “downstairs”. [Read more...]

PALMETTO, FL. - I think everyone has experienced a painful breakup in their lifetime. The crushing feeling of having someone break up with you can be a pretty physical blow to the chest. We could all probably sit back and swap embarrassing stories of things we did having our hearts broken. The pleading, the crying, the begging, the following her as she leaves the restaurant with some guy and staying camped outside her apartment in the parking lot with a pair of  binoculars and some cheap night vision goggles some dude was selling on EbayeBay while shaving off your eyebrows with a boxcutter. I mean, we’ve all been there, right? But Dwayne Walton, 33, took things a little far when his girlfriend informed him she was leaving him. He went into a utility room and returned with a cup of acid, and poured it in her face. She suffered severe burns and scarring on her face, arms and belly and flown to Bayfront Medical Center in St. Petersburg. Dwayne Walton is in the Manatee County Jail facing a felony charge of domestic aggravated battery.

Poinciana, FL- On July 24, Frances Rodriguez made a frantic call to 911 and told the operator that her boyfriend’s 5-year old son Kenyon, who suffered from asthma, had stopped breathing. “We were in the pool, and he was fine. He fell yesterday in the park,” Rodriguez told the dispatch operator in Spanish. “Oh my God! His eyes are pointing upward, and I don’t know what to do.” Rodriguez said the boy had gotten a bump on his head at the playground and had some sort of injury to his mouth from the fall. When rescue crews arrived at the home, they found Kenyon unresponsive and immediately performed CPR on him then rushed him to Osceola Regional Medical Center where he died less than an hour later. [Read more...]