Ocala, FL- On Monday a 29-year old woman and her 20-year old boyfriend, Ryan Hunt, took their 3-month old daughter to the Munroe Regional Medical Center because of swelling in the child’s hip area. During an examination of the child’s body significantly bruised body, the doctors discovered she suffered from an an old fracture on her left hip which they believed may have occurred when the limbs were twisted. The child also had three fractured ribs that appeared to be about four to six weeks old. The police were notified as well as an agent from the Department of Children and Families who took custody of the child at the hospital. The child’s mother told officers that Hunt had beat her many times in the past, but she never reported it. She showed the officers bruises on her chest and arms, and finger marks on her neck which she said were from Hunt hitting and attempting to choke her the previous FridayFriday reviews. The couple was taken to the Ocala Police Department for questioning and there the woman told officials she saw Hunt grab their daughter with his hands while they argued. [Read more...]

Durham, NC - Do you remember Crystal Magnum? Let me refresh your memory. Back in 2006, Crystal claimed she was sexually assaulted by three members of the Duke lacrosse team. The three men were were indicted on rape charges based on her allegations, but were later exonerated after the case was dismissed due to a lack of evidence. Crystal, a former stripper, then went on to author a book titled “Last Dance for Grace: The Crystal Magnum Story.” Well here she is making headlines again – this time for attempted murder and an ass-load of other charges. According to authorities, Crystal and her boyfriend, 33-year-old Milton Walker, were having a bit of a disagreement. In a rage, Crystal allegedly scratched, punched, and hurled miscellaneous objects at him before threatening to stab him. She then collected some of his belongings, dumped them in the tub, and set fire to ‘em. All of these actions were carried out in front of three young children, ages 3, 9, and 10. Because of the fit she pitched, she’s been booked on one count of attempted first-degree murder, five counts of arson, assault and battery, communicating threats, three counts of misdemeanor child abuse, injury to personal property, and resisting a police officer. Because she gave officers a false name, “Marella Mangum,” she is also being charged with identity theft. She is being held without bond and ordered to have no contact with Walker. He was not charged in the incident.

Wesley Chapel, FL – It started with copious amounts of Natural Light and ended with the sound of urine splashing on a cold tile floor. After an evening of imbibing, Deanne Elsholz, 44, and her husband David, 50, started scrappin’. First, we’ll hear Deanne’s side of the story. “What are you doing?” she asked her husband as he drunkenly pissed all over the bathroom floor. According to Deanne, David allegedly answered her question with a smack to the head with a towel. She retaliated by throwing a glass at his face, causing him to bleed. Deanne then reportedly ran into the bathroom and “slipped on David’s pee.” While she was down on the floor, slipping and sliding, she said David began kicking her. She claims she managed to crawl out of the bathroom to retrieve her cell phone to call 911. And now, David’s side of the story. He claims that he got out of bed to pee. After taking care of business, he crawled back in bed. Deanne began arguing. He told her he didn’t want to argue, he just wanted to sleep. Bam! Glass meets face. Charming couple, no? With a change of location and names, we could be talking about my neighbors’ nightly shenanigans. [Read more...]

Florida – “Yes, I need, I need a police officer here…I’ve got two women that just physically assaulted my boyfriend. They’re coming. … I’m calling the cops right now. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.” That’s a snippet from the 911 call released (listen to it here) of a woman reporting that her boyfriend, Richard Cerezo, was being attacked by his ex-girlfriend, former Orange County Deputy Belinda Mills, 34, AND his 41-year-old ex-wife, Karen Cerezo. Police state the two women showed up at Cerezo’s apartment drunk, and began attacking him. “She just grabbed him. She grabbed his private areas!” the caller informs 911. “Oh she just punched him in the face like three times!” Both women have been charged with burglary and battery. [Read more...]

Florida Keys - Y Le, 27, hosted a Superbowl party at his place over the weekend. At around 2:00 in the a.m., Le decided the party was over and started ushering people out of his home. Vin Pham, 42, was in the middle of a card game and didn’t heed Le’s demand to kick rocks. After a heated verbal argument, Le did what any gracious host would do – he whacked Pham in the face with a beer bottle, cutting him. Pham retaliated with a wicked punch to Le’s face, dislocating his jaw. At some point in the tussle, Pham got Le in a choke-hold. BigBig reviews mistake. Huge. Le reached around and grabbed Pham’s nuts and somehow punctured the sack with his fingers. It has been reported that Pham’s nut sack was damn near ripped off. WowWow reviews. I don’t even possess such equipment and I can feel his pain. In the end, Le refused medical treatment for his dislocated jaw and Pham required about 52 stitches to close the wound to his jewels. Both men are facing charges – Le, an aggravated battery charge for the cutting of both Pham’s face and nuts, and Pham, a battery charge for dislocating Le’s jaw.

Marco Island, FL – The bloodied guy you see to the left is 30-year-old Travis Ballenger. Travis got beat the hell down SaturdaySaturday reviews morning because his dumb ass apparently can’t take no for an answer. According to police reports, a woman told deputies that Travis tried to rape her. She said that after arriving at the residence early Saturday morning, Travis asked her if she wanted to “hook-up.” Well, she didn’t, and when she refused, Travis allegedly pushed her onto a couch, sat on her, and attempted to unbuckle her pants. She screamed and managed to push him off. At that point, another male in the house, 30-year-old Bernard Cushman, entered the room and told Travis to leave. Travis refused and the beat down commenced. Then another male in the house, 28-year-old John Purkey, joined in the brawl. Travis managed to escape the fists of fury, but not before John chased him out of the house with a knife. All three men were arrested. Travis is looking at charges of battery and sexual battery. He also was charged with assault on a law enforcement officer because he allegedly threatened an arresting officer and the officer’s family. Bernard was charged with aggravated assault and battery. John is looking at a battery charge as well. And, for the icing on the cake, it appears that Bernard and John tried to smuggle contraband into the jail. Both are facing additional charges after deputies discovered the two had cigarettes shoved up their butt. Tee-hee… [Read more...]

St. Petersburg, FL - What is it about Wal-Mart that makes some men totally lose all sense of morals and rationality? We have many stories here at the Dreamin’ Demon about men who stalk the aisles and bathrooms of Wal-Mart with the sole intent of ruining someone’s day to appease their own sick and twisted desires. Is it the lighting? The crowd? The odor? Really, I’d love to know. Let’s add Hugh Thompson to the ever-growing list of Wal-Mart miscreants. Hugh, a registered sex offender, was arrested after he was caught annoying and harassing women at a Wal-Mart Supercenter. According to authorities and video surveillance, Hugh appeared to be “wandering” aimlessly through the store for about 30 minutes, but he wasn’t doing any shopping. What he was doing was trying to garner the attention of female shoppers by “continuously zipping and unzipping his pants” after approaching or walking past them. According to police, it seemed as though he was waiting for the women to turn around and catch him with his pants unzipped. Luckily for them, and not so much for him, none of ‘em fell for the old, “Oops! my zipper fell down” trick. [Read more...]

LONG BEACH, California – Last Tuesday, five Polytechnic High School boys, reportedly members of the football and basketball teams, inappropriately touched two freshman girls during lunch. They are accused of surrounding two ninth-grade girls near the high school’s student store and touching their breasts, buttocks and privates. The five were arrested individually last week, and now face misdemeanor sexual battery charges. Three of boys have been suspended for five days and two others will be sent to alternative schools. “These students are facing some significant disciplinary measures for it,’ Chris Eftychiou, spokesman for the Long Beach Unified School District said. “We don’t turn a blind eye to that sort of thing.” Poly Co-Principal Victor Jarels sent a letter to parents Monday informing them about the incident and noting that the school is arranging sexual harassment sensitivity training for freshman boys. [Read more...]

Tampa, Florida – A Greek Orthodox priest, Alexios Marakis, 29, was visiting St. Nicholas Greek Cathedral in Tarpon Spings. He was in Tampa to visit a fellow priest but got lost downtown. So he pulled into an apartment complex and approached a young man to ask for directions. Sadly, he asked a complete tool named Jasen D. Bruce – a Marine reservist. Instead of directions, Marakis got Bruce’s tire iron upside his head. Bruce then chased Marakis for three blocks while Bruce called 911 saying that he was trying to apprehend a terrorist. When police arrived on the scene they say Bruce told them he heard the man say “Allahu Akbar” and then added “That’s what they say before they blow you up.” Classic. When he was informed that the man he had beaten was a priest, Bruce started crying. Jasen Bruce was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. [Read more...]

HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY – On Monday, 64-year-old detention deputy Kenneth Moon was inside a jail pod with 62 other inmates at Orient Road Jail. Without warning, 24-year-old inmate Douglas Burden attacked him. After charging MoonMoon reviews and bringing him to the ground, Burden began choking him from behind. That’s when other inmates stepped in. One inmate took Moon’s radio and called for emergency assistance while others pulled Burden off the deputy. Burden was in jail on DUI and drug charges and now faces battery on a law enforcement officer charges. No word on what prompted the attack, but read on to see video of it. [Read more...]

Davie, Florida – In 1997, Luke Petruschke, 38, was facing a couple of sex related charges – he was acquitted. Four years later, he was back in court facing charges of lewd and lascivious molestation – the charges in that case were dropped. LuckyLucky reviews guy, huh? Let’s fast forward to the here and now. Luke spent the night at a friend’s home FridayFriday reviews evening and was preparing to leave SaturdaySaturday reviews morning when the friend’s 3-year-old son informed his parents that Luke had fondled him during the night. It was at that exact moment that Luke’s luck ran the hell out. The child’s father, Manuel Vega, and a neighbor, Krish Carter, got all vigilante-like on the alleged kiddy diddler. [Read more...]

Lehigh Acres – Registered sex offender Carl Eugene Anderson, 52, was just trying to get his God on last Thursday evening at Mark Christian Ministries when the preacher singled him out and told the devils inside him to come out. He then told Anderson to open his BibleBible reviews, but Anderson refused. ‘Open your Bible, Devil!’” the preacher said. “He came and took his hand up on my head, saying, ‘Come out devil’ and he was pushing my head back real hard,” Anderson said. Anderson tried leaving the church, but the preacher followed him out into the parking lot calling Anderson a devil until he got into his car and called police. [Read more...]

DeLand, FL – Before you blow your top and end up gracing the front page of the Dreamin’ Demon, remember, there are many effective ways of dealing with stress without resorting to violence. Of course, I neither know nor practice any of them, but I have heard of ways others deal with their tension. Some people shop ’til it hurts. Others drink themselves into oblivion – forgetting their own name and the reason for their angst. Some toke it up and pig out on Doritos until their mood improves. And Morbid, well, he masturbates. A. Lot. (Ask him about his carpal tunnel sometime). When Darren Daniels discovered his wife may have *gasp* smoked his last cigarette, he went postal and killed his pet rat. What the hell the rat had to do with anything is beyond me…I guess there wasn’t a toddler lurking anywhere in the vicinity. [Read more...]

Ocala, FL - I love Floriduh. You couldn’t pay me to live there, but I love it nonetheless. During my time here at the Dreamin’ Demon, Florida has provided me with many entertaining, sometimes gag-inducing stories. And this one, well, that would fall into the gag-inducing category. Please allow me to introduce 41-year-old Venus Lewis. Cute, ain’t she? Ms. Lewis enjoys football, tag, alcohol, and younger men. Much younger men. While attending a teen football game at the E.D. Croskey Recreation Center last SaturdaySaturday reviews, Venus allegedly initiated a rousing game of tag with a couple of teen boys. She laid out the rules: “If I catch ya, I’m gonna have sex with ya.” Simple enough. And I’m sure those lads ran their little legs right off!! (Personally, if Venus was playing that game with me, you can guaran-fucking-tee I would have set a new world land speed record). Weary from the chase, Venus took a breather and chose that little break in the fun and games to drop trou’ and plug her flow hole with a tampon. The stop-leak was in place, but Venus was still all worked up – she needed to relieve some tension, so, she allegedly leaned back on a picnic table and began masturbating. If the teens weren’t already traumatized after having watched the plug insertion, that had to have sent them over the edge. According to police reports, the boys were under the age of 16, and at some point, Venus attempted to grab the underdeveloped package of another young boy. Police believe that alcohol may have played a factor. No. Shit. Venus Lewis was booked on charges of lewd and lascivious exhibition and battery. She is being held on $25,000 bond. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to the store for a couple gallons of brainBrain Age reviews bleach. [Read more...]