The kid apparently watched as 46-year-old Dennis Sullivan pushed his mother around, hitting and head-butting her, eventually knocking her on her ass. As the kid was helping his mother off the floor, she told him beat feet out of the house and away from Sullivan.
The kid headed out to the garage to grab his bike, but as he was leaving, he could hear Sullivan hitting his mother, so he grabbed a shovel instead.
Sullivan reportedly stormed out of the house, screaming and cussing at the child. The douche even made fun of the kid’s dad, who had just recently passed away. The big, dumb bully then charged at the kid, and the kid swung. After making contact with Sullivan’s face, the boy dropped the shovel and ran to his grandfather’s house across the street. He later told police he just wanted to scare Sullivan so he’d stop hitting his mother.…Continue Reading
Port St. Lucie, FL – Responding to an alarm at the Kiddie Academy daycare facility early Sunday morning, officers spotted a man walking out the back door of the residence armed with a broom and other miscellaneous items. When dude noticed the cops were blocking his exit, he scurried back into the building and attempted to lock the officers out. No such luck. As an officer approached, the man, later identified as 38-year-old Harold Caswell III, took a swing with the broom and hit one of the officers square in the chest. At that point, it was ON! In the midst of the melee, Mr. Caswell bonked his head and shat his pants. Officers were able to get the shitter under control with the help of a Taser gun. When asked what the hell he was doing, Caswell told officers he was in the building because he wanted to speak with someone about enrolling his daughter in the center. A search of his backpack, though, revealed his true intentions that morning – he was there for the puppets.…Continue Reading
Manatee, FL- I believe cops really do have a shitty job. Around 8 p.m. last Sunday night, deputies arrived at the home of 33-year old Amy Marie Hager to investigate a domestic dispute between her and her husband. Believing Hager was the aggressor in the dispute and that she had been beating on her dear hubby, the deputies decided to place her under arrest. Hager became hostile and tried to resist arrest, but was unsuccessful. The deputies transported Hager to headquarters where they attempted to switch her from handcuffs to leg shackles before putting her in a transport van to take her to jail. When Hager violently jerked away, a deputy grabbed her and they fell against the rear of the van with the deputy pinned against her. Hager said “You just made me (expletive) myself. Are you happy now?” meaning that she had just crapped her pants. As another deputy came over to help the other, Hager continued to struggle and then reached inside her pants, grabbed a handful of her shit, and threw it at the two deputies, hitting one on the thigh.…Continue Reading
DeLand, Florida - When I was just a little Jaded, I wanted to grow up and become a cop. I dreamed of saving the world with my shiny gun and my big-ass flashlight. Now that I’m almost all grown up, I realize that I never would have made it past the first week – I would have had a run-in with the likes of the lovely Julie Hubbard and I would have totally lost my shit. The arrest report would have read, “The cracked bitch spit on my leg, and that’s when I pulled out my big-ass flashlight and lit up her insides. The end.” Julie turned what could have been a simple ticket and a fine into a sputum flinging, name calling, law enforcement officer threatening, clusterfuck. …Continue Reading
Jackson County, Florida Law enforcement officers contend with an awful lot while they’re on duty. As as we’ve witnessed on the Dreamin’ Demon, their job is far from easy. Domestic disputes have to be a certified mess as they sort out all the “he said, she said” bullshit and sort out who did what to whom first. It’s aggravating when they spend so much time trying to distinguish who’s telling the truth. I believe in time efficiency, if there’s a discrepancy in stories, haul everyone to jail and sort it out there. But not always is my way of dealing with things the best way. If the police simply responded to this domestic call without looking around, the living conditions of this couple’s children would have gone unnoticed. …Continue Reading
Keystone Heights, Florida–Sean Wells is a litterbug. If he hadn’t thrown a bottle out of a moving car, he may not be gracing the front page of the Dreamin’ Demon. But, he did…and it set off a whole chain of bizarre events. All of these events began at around 8:00 Monday morning. Wells tossed a glass bottle out of his car window, the bottle broke and a motorcyclist behind Wells’ car was hit with shattered glass. The guy on the motorcycle, Jeff Cruce, managed to get Wells to pull his car over. But, when Cruce confronted Wells about the glass, Wells put the car in reverse, hit Cruce in the leg, and sped off.…Continue Reading
Naples, Florida–Graham Brunson, 21, was causing a ruckus at the Bayfront Inn last Wednesday evening. After yelling obscenities, disturbing bar patrons, and being an ass in general, security kindly asked him to leave. That’s when Brunson got a little pissy.…Continue Reading
Sebring, Florida–Let’s see…what can I tell you about Larry Odums? He’s 26-years-old, lives in a half-way house, hates cops, can speak to dogs with his mind, and believes he is the Antichrist. And well, he might be slightly deranged.…Continue Reading
Kristin Leigh Cruz
Gainesville, FL–I guess we can take Kristin Cruz’s name off the list for mother of the year. Because she is a complete moron, an incompetent mother, and a drunk, she is now facing a slew of charges ranging from hit-and-run, to battery, to child abuse.