Mark White Must Love Prison

Saginaw, MI- Mark E. White, 50, was paroled on June 16 after serving some time in prison for operating a vehicle while intoxicated and violating a previous parole. After being free for a little over three weeks, he must have either gotten really homesick for Bubba’s lovin’ arms or he’s just too stupid to stay out of trouble. Around 2:30 p.m. on July 8, White allegedly robbed the Citizens Bank in Saginaw without thinking of a getaway plan. In a hurry to disappear from the scene of the crime, White decided to flag down a vehicle and hitch a ride. Funny thing is, he chose the wrong car. [Read more...]

Daniel Duran Had An Explosion In His Pants

Wachovia, TX- Just last Thursday around 2:30 p.m., Daniel Duran, 50, walked into a bank and informed a teller he had a gun. He demanded for her to give him money. The frightened teller did as he commanded, but she also threw in some bundles containing exploding dye packs. The dumb-ass stuffed the loot down his pants and took off out of the bank. The dye packs exploded and a man who was sitting in his car at the bank’s drive-thru saw Duran flee from the bank with red dye coming out of his pants. The man decided to get involved. [Read more...]

Larry Whitfield Scared Mary Parnell to Death

Raleigh, NC - Larry Whitfield was a 20-year-old man with no prior criminal record until this week.  Now, due to a string of very bad decisions that led to his scaring 79-year-old Mary Parnell to death, he stands accused of first degree murder.   I’ll tell you what: that’s one hell of a bad week. [Read more...]

Algernon James; Dyed In Pawn Shop

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. – Unamused Cat posted this story in our forums, and the mental image was funny enough that I thought I would put it up to the front for everyone. On Monday, Algernon James, 39 and a father of three, decided to rob the Pompano Beach Washington Mutual by handing a teller a note demanding money. He was given an envelope of cash, which he stuck in his pocket and then fled the scene, making a seemingly clean getaway.

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