As Easy As Taking Candy From A Baby

Puyallup, Washington–On May 16, a couple of 12-year-old boys were sitting on a bench outside of a Safeway store, grubbin’ on some candy, when they were approached by 3 grown men. The men asked the two boys if they would perhaps part with some of the sugar-coated sweets. The boys obliged, and handed over a share of their delectable confectioneries. Sated, the older men walked away leaving the boys to continue with the snarfing of their bountiful banquet. Perhaps the men were worried the youngsters would ruin their dinner with all of that yummy goodness, because they returned about 15-minutes later and demanded that the boys hand over all the candy. And all of the contents of their pockets. And their cell phones. [Read more...]

Eric Grimaldo Is A Bad-Ass!

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Bradenton, FL–Eric Grimaldo, 20, can really pull off the whole bad-boy look. He’s got the sneer, the tats, the grill, and pantyhose for his head. Scary lookin’ isn’t he? Don’t let that bad-ass look fool ya, he’s not here because he killed or maimed a child. He’s not here because he beat up his wife/girlfriend/mistress/pet. He’s here because he failed. In his failure, I found humor. You see, Grimaldo tried to rob a 58-year-old ice cream man. He got away with nothing…not even a popsicle. [Read more...]

Paul Parrish Thinks Jell-O Is The Bomb

CharlestonCharleston reviews, WV – Paul E. Parrish II, 43, was hungry last Monday.  He also thought it would be a good idea to make some extra cash, maybe catch a movie.  Unfortunately for Paul, the best laid plans of an epic failure often hinge on a Jell-O box.   Hint for future copycats:  Jell-O boxes do not look like bombs.  Nobody will take you seriously.  Not even the clerk at the Movie Gallery. [Read more...]