Clermont, FL – Writing a story about some asshole setting his current/ex girlfriend on fire is nothing new – sadly enough, it happens more than one might think it would. What is shocking about this particular story is not only the violence of the act, but the ages of the parties involved – just 14 and 15-years-old. Calva Haskell, 15, is accused of stabbing 14-year-old Taylor Mack several times before squirting some kind of flammable liquid on her and setting her on fire. At about 5:30 Wednesday morning, Taylor snuck out of her house to meet and talk with Calva, who is believed to be her ex-boyfriend. The topic of the conversation is unknown, but, shortly after the two met, Taylor was running to a neighbor’s home screaming for help. After the attack, Calva returned home, where he was later arrested and charged with attempted first-degree murder. Calva has no previous criminal history, is said to be a popular kid, and is active in school and sports. What the fuck happened in this kid’s brain to set him off like that? Authorities don’t have a motive as of yet, but, friends of both kids seem to think it’s because Calva had moved on after the relationship, had already hooked up with another girl, and was upset that Taylor still had feelings for him. Officials report that Taylor is listed in serious condition – the details and extent of her injuries are unknown. I’ll update this story as more details become available.

Troy Christoff (2006 photo)

Winter Haven, Florida–Here is your feel good story for the day. Troy Christoff, 34, got a bug up his ass and decided he was going to shoot his wife and several other family members, including at least two children. His wife, Dawn Christoff, had other plans. Now Troy is in the hospital, recovering from multiple gun shot wounds.

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Carlos Fernandez and Luis Reyes, Jr.

New Port Richey, FL–Carlos Fernandez, 15, and Luis Reyes, Jr., 14, are a couple of real bad-ass little boys. Not only are they thieving little fuckers, robbing homes and businesses in their neighborhood, they are also rapists. These little assholes beat, raped, and robbed an 89-year-old woman.

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Kimberly Boone (MyspaceMySpace)

Winter Springs, Florida–Believe it or not, we have another case of convenient amnesiaAmnesia reviews on the front page of the Dreamin’ Demon. Who’da thunk? Kimberly Boone, 42, is being accused of shooting her husband. But, during interrogation, Boone claimed to have amnesia and couldn’t recall a damn thing. Tell ya what Kimberly, I’m feeling generous, so how about I help you out with that ‘memberin’ thing, ok?

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Traci Desaussure

OrlandoOrlando reviews, FL–Warning: Do not piss off Traci Desaussure…she will chase you down and cut you. Just ask her boyfriend, Leoninas Williams. Well, you can ask him after he’s released from the hospital. She slammed into him with her mini-van, beat him up, and attempted to ‘carve his heart out’ with a butcher knife.

Why all the anger? Traci recently learned that Leoninas had been molesting her teen-aged daughter.

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