Camouflage: You’re Doing It Wrong

Carroll, IA – I’d like to give props to Matthew McNelly and Joey Miller for their resourcefulness and ability to think out of the box. I’d like to, but, I can’t. I will, however, give them props for making me laugh so hard I almost tinkled. It’s not every day we get to post a story here at the Dreamin’ Demon that exhibits such a high level of laughable fucktardary. Last Friday evening, police got a call about an attempted break-in. The caller described the suspects as two males with painted faces, both were wearing black hoodies, and it looked like both were armed. The caller reported that the two had just driven off in a large white car. Responding officers spotted a vehicle matching the description of the alleged suspect’s car just a couple of blocks away from the apartment and pulled it over. Just wait till you get a load of their awesome disguises!  [Read more...]

Beware Of The Baby-Snatcher

Vineland, NJ- It’s possible that 34-year old Lisa Maines may be just a tad bit off her rocker. On March 25, 2009, she dressed as a nurse wearing scrubs with an official-looking ID around her neck and casually walked into Regional Medical Center’s emergency department around 1 a.m. with two large handbags in tow. Where was this looney’s destination? The maternity ward.

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