Bishopville, MD – It’s bad enough to get your kicks by smackin’ little kids around, but to beat on a blind, autistic child? One would hope there is a seat reserved in the fiery pits of hell for such scum. As a matter of fact, I think I’ll call in a couple of favors right now to ensure that Carleigh Renee Kufchak is welcomed with open arms. She’s accused of beating the snot out of an 8-year-old girl she has been babysitting for and the kid’s mom got it all on tape. The kid’s mother had set up a camera in her home at the request of the child’s doctors – they wanted to see how the girl behaved at home so they could develop a plan to treat her. According to the charging documents, when the mother sat down to review the tapes on June 25th, she saw Carleigh hitting her daughter, throwing her down and dragging her around by her legs. The video shows the child was slapped and/or pushed down approximately 10 times.…Continue Reading
Festus, MO- On June 5, three bail bondsmen who worked for a Festus bond company, F & N Bail Bonds, picked up a man at a home in St. Louis. The bondsmen were 33-year old Sean Baker, 28-year old Kevin Ritrovato, and 18-year old Shawn Boyer. The man they picked up was wanted on a probation violation and for jumping bail on a theft charge. The man said he went willingly with the bondsmen, but that Boyer hit him with a half-full bottle of water in the face while driving to Jefferson County. When they arrived at the bond office, Baker allegedly threatened to rape the man while Ritrovato and Boyer laughed and made jokes. The man begged them not to do anything to him. Baker allegedly then ordered the handcuffed man to drop his pants while he wiped Mace onto a white cloth. Baker supposedly then rubbed the cloth under the man’s eyes and on his genitals. A few minutes later, Baker wiped more Mace on the man’s genitals before returning with a warm washcloth and applying it to the man’s genitals.…Continue Reading
Cheyenne, Wyoming – Motorists began calling police regarding Armando Cano, 26, as he drove recklessly on I-80 and veered off the road, got out of his car and began fighting with good samaritans who went to check on him.
While initial reports of a butt-nekkid man driving recklessly on I-80 came in, Can started ramming couple’s car before getting inside another motorist’s vehicle and started shooting through the windows with the handy 9mm he found inside. Cano then got back into his car and took off in pursuit of the couple he rammed who were trying to drive away. Eventually, stopped his car, got out and proceeded to take a naked siesta in the middle of I-80. After a much needed rest, Cano threw an object at a passing vehicle shattering the driver’s window. One driver stopped to help Cano and was repaid with a stab to the leg with an unknown object. As a crowd of stopped, motorists grew. Like a crazy man, Cano then used a pipe to start cracking windshields.…Continue Reading
Myrtle Beach, SC – A 58-year-old man was trying to get a little shut-eye the other night, but was finding it a bit difficult to do because his roommate, 40-year-old Russell Willis Shepherd Jr., was loudly banging a homeless woman. The older man got sick of listening to it and asked Sheperd to keep it down. This request was met with Sheperd jumping out of bed and stabbing the man in the hand. Sheperd was later arrested and charged with second degree assault and battery. You know I feel for the victim, I really do. But there have been multiple occasions where I have found myself balls deep inside the stinking vagina of a homeless woman, my tongue snaking in between her missing teeth, her wine-laden breath hitting me in the face like a steaming pile of garbage while the meth sores on her face crack open with every cry of pleasure she makes. Not once did my parents ever say “Dear, could you please get your guest off the dining room table, we are trying to enjoy a family dinner.” Wanna know why?…Continue Reading
Harrisburg, PA – I love fast food drive thru stories. A recent one that made the news involved a Burger King employee and a 59-year-old customer. After placing his order at the drive thru, a customer asked for the prices to be shown on the screen. Seems like a perfectly reasonable request but the BK employee, 35-year-old Michael White, didn’t think so and refused. The customer got angry and called White a derogatory name. What that name was I have no idea, but it was enough to get White pretty pissed. White removed his headset and walked out of the store, telling his manager to go ahead and clock him out. He then proceeded to walk to the customer’s car, punch him in the face and toss a soda on him before fleeing the area. White is now looking at simple assault charges and I am guessing the customer will be a bit more careful with the name-slinging. Anyone with information on Michael White’s whereabouts are asked to contact the Lower Paxton Township Police at 717-724-8317 or Crimestoppers at (800) 262-3080.…Continue Reading
CINCINNATI - The attorney for a woman accused of trying to murder her husband told the court that she had simply become overwhelmed. Mary Bryant, 66, had been taking care of Everett Bryant for many years after he suffered a stroke. Earlier this month Bryant attempted to kill herself after stabbing her husband in the head several times, hitting him with a lamp and then trying to smother him with a pillow. For reasons I do not know, she was not charged with attempted murder, but rather domestic violence and felonious assault. She has been released on her own recognizance, but will remain under house arrest. Everett is recovering from his injuries…which I assume is like putting air back in the tire of a totaled car or something. What really got me about this story wasn’t even the story itself. It was a comment left by someone about the story. “I would welcome her actions and consider it a blessing. I am almost in the same state and would welcome a way out of whats left of my life,” they posted.…Continue Reading
Houston – Remember the story I posted last month regarding the teacher at Jamie’s House Charter School being captured on video beating on a 13-year-old student? Well you should remember because it was Pulitzer Prize winning material, man! Well there is an update to the story. For those too lazy to click the link to the original story, science teacher Sheri Lynn Davis was fired from her position after video surfaced of her beating on 13-year-old student, Isaiah Johnson. Yesterday charges were finally filed and Davis was not the only one to find themselves in some hot water. “Not only did they get the teacher who beat Isaiah, they got the teacher who was in the room, they got the principal and now they’ve even got the superintendent,” said Isaiah’s attorney Brant Stogner. “All of these individuals knew what happened and they failed to report it, they failed to help Isaiah.” Aside from Davis being charged with injury to a child, teacher Gabriel Hahn Moseley, Principal David Leonard Jones and Superintendent Ollie Williams Hilliard have all three been charged with failure to report child abuse.…Continue Reading
MARION COUNTY, W.Va. - Joseph Edward Jones, 22, has been arrested and charged with three counts of child abuse causing injury. These incidents involve a 4-year-old boy of a woman he lived with and include the standard physical abuse we read about here. But Jones went the extra mile. Aside from allegedly hitting the boy with a toy car, biting his nose and duct taping him before sticking him in a dryer, Jones has also been accused of forcing the boy to eat a sandwich with cat shit on it. This all occurred back in 2008, the boy reportedly too afraid to come forward with what was happening to him because Jones said if he told, he would hurt his mother. Jones eventually admitted to doing some of what he has been accused of doing to the boy but denied doing some others. He told police he knew he had anger management issues and figured he just needs more help on top of the help he received from previous child abuse charges he was convicted of involving a different kid.…Continue Reading
Louisville, KY - I know Morbid had this one in yesterday’s Daily Bites, but I felt the douchebags deserved an entire write-up. According to police, Camron Mosby, 3, found himself in the middle of a heated argument between his mother and her boyfriend(?) late Tuesday night and paid a heavy price for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. It’s been reported that LaQuisha Mosby, 28, and Shawn Martin, 34, were involved in some sort of domestic altercation when a .45 caliber gun was brought into the mix. A single shot was fired and pierced Camron’s shoulder. The bullet exited his body and then ricocheted back into his side. Rather than dialing 911 immediately, LaQuisha and Shawn reportedly spent the next two hours attempting to hide the evidence. According to police, LaQuisha made sure Shawn fled the scene before an ambulance was called. Awww…she didn’t want her man to get in trouble. How fucking sweet! An anonymous tipster did what LaQuisha should have done in the first place and alerted authorities to Shawn’s location.…Continue Reading
Elyria, OH- This last weekend, Brian Andrews became upset angry homicidal that some of his cousin’s lawn chairs were being borrowed by her neighbor’s party guests without permission. Andrews and his cousin showed up at the 4-year old’s birthday party uninvited and confronted the homeowners. An argument erupted and Andrews announced to the party-goers that he was “there to take lives.” Andrews then pulled a small axe from his pants, screamed, “Fuck You, N*gg*rs” and began swinging the hatchet at the people. Everyone instantly scattered for safety and the police were called. When officers arrived at the home, Andrews was still wielding his axe and acting like a homicidal maniac. Andrews continued cursing, refused to listen to the officers and allegedly told them to “Shoot me. Shoot me in between my eyes.” The psychotic party-pooper got his wish… well, sort of. The officers pepper-sprayed Andrews, then forced his crazy ass to the ground and dragged him to a squad car. At the police station, Andrews changed his tune and apologized to the officers.…Continue Reading
Surfside, FL- Police have arrested a man who they believe attacked a mother and her 3-year old daughter inside an elevator in a supermarket last month. On May 18, a woman entered the elevator of a Publix store with a double-wide stroller that held both her children. One of the woman’s kiddos was not happy about this little trip and showed her displeasure by crying. The child’s sobbing displeased an older man who had also entered the elevator and he began yelling vulgarities. The woman said the man then took his hand and shoved it in her daughter’s face to quiet her little pie-hole and kept it there until the mother removed it. The mother said the man then grabbed her arms and face and she started screaming to attract attention as the man got off the elevator. Surveillance cameras inside the grocery store captured the man fleeing the scene. The woman described the man to police as being in his 50s, 6’3″ tall, 180 pounds, a tanned face and salt and pepper hair.…Continue Reading
LOUISVILLE, KY – Police are on the lookout for a group of teens who beat the crap out of a cancer patient in the broad daylight of a Dollar General Store. While his girlfriend was inside the store, the victim was checking the oil in his car. Behind were two teens and a female who were creating some kind of commotion. One witness states the victim turned and called the teens a racial slur, but others who were there say that’s bullshit. The victim merely turned around to see what the commotion was and that was all it took to spark the beating. The victim now may lose an eye from his injuries because he is too weak from cancer treatments to undergo the surgery he needs to save it. I got some video after the jump. Unfortunately it doesn’t show the fight, but you do see the suspects the cops are looking for. I tried to pay attention to it, but was too distracted by the tits of Fox41.com’s delicious Jennifer Baileys.…Continue Reading
UNIONDALE, N.Y. - And here we have the flipside of being a teacher in a classroom. Sure it seems to take an act of God to get them fired, but look at the shit they have to deal with. A teacher at Uniondale High School got his ass beat by a 14-year-old student after the teacher caught the student cheating in class. French teacher J. Renaud Felix asked him to switch seats but the boy refused. School security was called and the teen escorted out of the classroom. He returned later and Felix asked him to leave. The boy refused and once again, Felix went to get security…but didn’t get too far. The teen followed Felix out of the class and beat him in the hallway. Officials say the student “proceeded to punch, kick and stomp on the victim.” Felix was taken to the hospital and treated for contusions to his head and upper torso and lacerations inside of his mouth. The student was arrested and has been charged with second-degree assault as a minor.…Continue Reading
ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. - An assistant coach of a youth hockey team got pissed off at another player after they fouled his 17-year-old son after the whistle. Displaying a complete lack of forethought and two heaping handfuls of hot-headed stupidity, 50-year-old Ronald Synan entered the penalty box and confronted the 15-year-old Calvin Dickinson. What happened then depends on who you believe. The report says Synan made threats against the Dickinson, called him a foul name and then punched him. Synan, who admits that he was wrong to get so angry and confronting the kid, states that he never hit Dickinson and that it was more like wrestling. He also added he’s the one that got injured when he got hit in the nose by a hockey stick and was kicked and kneed. Synan may be facing battery charges and has been banned from the RDV Sportsplex. “I had a rough day and I paid a big price for my mistake,” Synan said. “I am not a monster who beat up a kid.” No Mr.…Continue Reading
Temecula, CA- Back in January, 23-year old Justin Moore sent a photo of his genitals to several friends as a joke. One of those friends was the 17-year old daughter of William Atwood Sr., 45, and he did not think the joke was very funny at all. Atwood called the Sheriff’s Department and reported Moore for sending pornography to a child, but before detectives could investigate the claim, Atwood told deputies that Moore came to his home uninvited. Deputies found Moore at Atwood’s home naked, tied up and scared shit-less. Moore told the deputies that Atwood called him and invited him to come to his home to discuss the photo. Moore said when he arrived, Atwood was holding a shotgun, ordered him out of his car and then fired a shot. Moore said Atwood pulled him off the ground by his feet which resulted in him injuring his shoulder. Moore said Atwood told him he had connections with the Pechanga tribe and was going to have him buried on the reservation.…Continue Reading
Darien, NY – The sad lookin’ fella you see to the left is 19-year-old Michael Johnson. He’s gracing the pages of our esteemed website because he’s an imbecile who obviously doesn’t think shit through. Johnson wanted to play a little prank on a buddy of his. So while his friend was sleeping, Johnson emptied an entire tube of super glue on his cheek. Johnson thought the boy would reach up to touch it and his hand would get stuck to his face. Instead, the glue ran into the boy’s eye and into his ear – sealing the eye shut and possibly damaging his ear canal. When the boy woke up, he couldn’t open his eye or hear out of one ear. Oh yeah…that’s funny shit. You know what would be even funnier, Michael? Someone gluing your dick to your asshole while you dozed. Wouldn’t that be a hoot? The 17-year-old prank victim required treatment at the hospital and will probably need to see a specialist about the ear. Johnson is looking at a misdemeanor assault charge right now, but that could be elevated to a felony if the medical report indicates there’s serious physical injury.…Continue Reading
Eugene, Oregon - Rodger Hartwig and his lovely wife, Alona Lee,are facing assault and criminal mistreatment charges that allege they injured and neglected a 9-year old foster child the couple cared for and later adopted. Two months ago, DHS launched a critical incident response team to look into the case after the boy was treated for injuries at a Portland hospital. The boy was hospitalized for more than a month for fractures to the ribs, fingers, vertebrae, pelvic bones and a severe untreated third degree burn to a foot. Physicians said the child’s injuries were a result of child neglect and abuse. The abuse is believed to have taken place since January 2008. The child was placed with DHS after being released from the hospital. The Hartwigs cared for six minor children in their home ranging from 9 through 13. Only two of the children are the Hartwigs’ biological children. The remaining four, including the victim, were adopted by the Hartwigs. All six children were removed from the home and placed in foster care through DHS when the investigation began.…Continue Reading
CROSBY, Minn – We did some dumb shit in school, but this is one fad I can never remember doing. It looks as if male youths find entertainment in punching other unsuspecting males in the groin. I am not sure if this took off because of some of the repressed homosexual antics of the Jackass crew, but whatever the reason, this practice has cost a boy a family jewel. As 14-year-old David Gibbons changed classes at Crosby Ironton High School, his testicles were assaulted by a punch from another student. The next day he woke up in excruciating pain. Before long, his right testicle was snipped and dangling from the forceps of a surgeon. The Gibbons are scheduled to meet with Crow Wing County Attorney Don Ryan to find out if the student that did the nutcracking can be criminally charged. At risk of sounding like an old man screaming from the other side of the generation chasm, I have to ask, “WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!…Continue Reading
- I guess it’s a good day when there isn’t much bad news to report. Here are a couple other stories that were floating around today.
- BURRELL TWP., PA – Two teenage census workers were assaulted by a 43-year-old man who wanted them OFF HIS GODDAMN LAWN!! Timothy Cowan has been accused of chasing the two off his property and then following them in their vehicle. When the teens, an 18-year-old male and a juvenile female, ran off the road, Cowan reached in and grabbed one teen around the neck and threatened to punch the girl in the face.
- LOUISVILLE, KY - 50-year-old Glen B. Altman was arrested after witnesses observed him masturbating in full view of children at a food mart. He then went outside by a pay phone and continued to jack off because I mean, once you’ve started you might as well finish – it’s not like the charges get worse at that point. He’s a handsome guy, you should check out his mugshot. He has also been in trouble for this kind of thing before, having been charged with indecent exposure at least three times before and two counts of stalking.
Philadelphia – I wish the news article I got this from had not already used the term “soda poop” but they did and dammit I just cannot think of a title more fitting for this article. A 17-year-old student at Haddon Township High School has been charged with aggravated assault and tampering with a food product after he took a shit in a cup of soda a fellow student then drank from. The incident happened inside a classroom back in March. “Apparently once the victim drank from the cup, students in the classroom erupted in laughter,” said Jason Laughlin, a spokesman for the Camden County Prosecutor’s Office. The accused is a standout wrestler at the school, whose name has not been released because of his age. His mother told reporters that the entire thing has been blown out of proportion. All her son did was shit in a cup and let someone drink out of it. What’s the big deal? This wouldn’t be the first time a high school wrestler has gotten into trouble for pulling a mean-spirited prank.…Continue Reading