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api_image_web_pkg.get_imageBRIDGEPORT, CT- Imani Brown, 22, did not appreciate police officers interrupting her van sexy-time so she protested by nun-chucking one in the eye with a bloody tampon.

Police responded to multiple complaints regarding a couple having sex in plain view in the front seat of a parked van. According to police, the ground beside the van was littered with bloody used condoms and a soiled tampon. They would find Brown and Mackenzie Bruno, 27, naked, saucing the hot dog.

Brown, who I will now call “Get Down Brown”…was not happy with the police assisted coitus interruptus and exited the vehicle cursing and yelling at the officers. As a cop approached her, Brown leaned down, picked up the bloody tampon and then smashed it into the cop’s eye.  The officer is currently being treated for exposure.

Let’s get real for a second. The thought of having a bloody tampon anywhere near your face is heinous alone. Add in the chance of exposure to STD’s, HIV, or the possibility that the tampon rested on a comfy asphalt bed of MRSA; I would be tempted to scoop out my eyeball with a spoon right then and there.…

Zachary DunnCOLUMBUS, OH – On Thursday, 32-year-old Zachary Dunn was sentenced to life in prison without parole for the 2013 kidnapping, assault, and rape of six-year-old Macey Stewart. Apparently after raping her, Dunn left the child for dead.

The charges of which he was found guilty? Three counts of kidnapping with sexual motivation specifications, abduction, rape, two counts of gross sexual imposition, and felonious assault.

Stewart was reported missing at around 1:30 a.m. on July 26, 2013; at the time, she and a sibling were being watched by a 16-year-old friend of the family while the children’s father was out helping an older son with a tire.

A plethora of emergency and law enforcement personnel (including the canine variety) began a search for the girl but had no luck. However, at about 4:00 p.m. that day, she showed up naked, injured, and crying six miles from home in a homeowner’s back yard.

The homeowner recognized her and called 911, after which she was taken to a local hospital. Later that evening, police arrested Dunn.…

Sharon JonesDALLAS, TX – Four members of the same family have been arrested after allegedly beating a pregnant 14-year-old in order to force an abortion, then burning the stillborn’s remains on a charcoal grill.

According to reports, the victim went to police this month to report what had happened to her. She said that she got pregnant after being raped raped by a family member in August 2012. She did not report the crime at the time because she was ’embarrassed’.

Five months later her family could see that she was pregnant. They feared other children in the home would be removed if CPS investigated the details surrounding the girl’s pregnancy, so they decided to hide the crime.

Plan A involved 45-year-old Sharon Jones reportedly giving the girl multiple doses of birth control pills, emergency contraception pills and cinnamon tablets. When none of these methods killed the baby, the family went to Plan B; beat the baby out of her.

The girl, along with a witness who went to the police station with her, told police that in the living room of Jones’ house, 25-year-old Cecilia McDonald held her arms down while Lonnell McDonald kicked and bounced up and down on her stomach.…

Nicole ParkerBAKER, FL – Nicole Parker, 30, was arrested for attempting to murder her husband by slitting his throat with a pocket knife.

Nicole Parker was in a truck driving around with her husband, 35-year-old Jerald Parker, and her ex-husband, when she and Jerald started arguing.

Jerald stopped to piss, at which point Nicole and her ex took off in the truck.  Jerald walked home, making it there just before midnight. When get got there, Nicole and her ex were waiting and a fight started between Jerald and Nicole’s ex-husband.

During the fight, Nicole came up behind Jerald, pulled his head back with her left hand, and used a folding knife to slit his throat. As if that wasn’t enough, she then stabbed him under his left arm.

Jerald began bleeding, as one who has just had his throat slit by a crazy woman does, and Nicole then took off leaving Jerald to bleed to death.

Luckily for Jerald, his family was able to stop him from hemorrhaging by applying pressure to his wounds.…

Bonnie TreasterCENTRE HALL, PA – Bonnie Treaster is behind bars today after the 46-year-old allegedly went after her 82-year-old boyfriend’s groin with a hacksaw.

On Last Friday, Treaster and her boyfriend arrived at the Mount Nittany Medical Center to treat injuries the elderly man had received after being assaulted. Police were called to the hospital where the man would tell them a person he did not know entered his home and assaulted him.

He was in the hospital for two days to treat lacerations to the head and finger that needed stitches, an injury to his genitals and a minor brain bleed. When he was released, he met with police at his home and told them who really kicked his ass.

The man told them that his assailant was actually Treaster, his girlfriend. He said she flew into a jealous rage and slapped him in the face before throwing things through the house and punching him in the face.

He said he tried running from Treaster but she tackled him in the garage and climbed on top of him.…

Annika McKenzieHEMPSTEAD, NY – A middle school teacher was sent to the hospital after she had the shit kicked out of her by the mother of one of her students.

The incident happened on Wednesday at Alverta B. Gray Schultz Middle School, when 34-year-old Annika McKenzie showed up to the school and waited outside of Catherine Engelhardt’s classroom.

When Engelhadt showed up, the two got into a conversation about an “incident earlier in the day.” According to McKenzie’s attorney, that incident involved the teacher putting her hands on McKenzie’s 12-year-old daughter.

Engelhardt reportedly refused to talk to McKenzie and instructed her to get a security pass. Police say what followed next was the teacher being shoved against the wall, placed in a headlock and thrown to the floor.

She was then kicked and punched by several students, including McKenzie’s 14-year-old niece. McKenzie then allegedly choked the teacher unconscious.

Another teacher was able to break up the melee, and Engelhardt was rushed to the hospital. She has since been released and is recovering at home.…

Haley FoxTurner, OR — A 24-year-old woman has been arrested after police say she struck her boyfriend of two years in the head with a baseball bat, fracturing his skull, because she just didn’t want to be his girlfriend anymore.

Haley Fox and the alleged victim reportedly “met” on the internet a couple years ago. Just recently, the 26-year-old man decided to move from Alabama to Oregon to set up house with Fox.

When he arrived at Fox’s home Wednesday, she invited him to have a seat at a patio table decked out with candles, where she poured him a glass of wine. D’awwww!

Then, according to the victim, Fox requested that he close his eyes. When he did so, he said, she knocked him upside the back of the head with a baseball bat three times.

The man later told police that shortly after the presumably unprovoked attack, another woman appeared at the home. He could hear the two women talking, he said, saying words like “binding,” “him,” and “duct tape.” He told police he truly believed he was going to die.…

Nyia ParlerPhiladelphia, PA — This bitch. This cheery, smiling, happy-looking bitch right here has been accused of ditching her disabled 21-year-old son in the forest, with nothing but a blanket and a bible, so she could toddle off and hang with her boyfriend in Maryland for a minute.

According to police, 41-year-old Nyia Parler wheeled her non-verbal, quadriplegic son, who also suffers from cerebral palsy, into a wooded area sometime last Monday. She took the man from his chair and laid him on the ground nearby. She then covered him with a blanket, placed a bible on his chest, and walked away. And there he remained, in the cold and rain, for five fucking days.

When the man failed to show up for his scheduled classes at the School of the Future, school officials attempted to reach Parler. When she didn’t answer, they contacted the man’s aunt. She, in turn, contacted Parler.

Parler, the bitch, lied to the woman, claiming her son was there in Maryland, safe and sound, with her.…

Linda CurrierNOBLEBORO, ME – Police have arrested 53-year-old Linda Currier after they say she ran over a man she caught sexually assaulting a 12-year-old girl.

On Saturday night, police responded to a home for a domestic disturbance report and found 48-year-old James Oliver had been ran over by a car in the driveway.

The car that ran over him was driven by his girlfriend, 53-year-old Currier, and it was no accident. She told police she ran over Oliver because she caught him attempting to sexually assault a her 12-year-old niece.

She said that after catching her boyfriend, who also happens to be a convicted sex offender, the two got into an argument that continued outside the home. That’s when Currier flattened Oliver’s ass in the driveway.

Oliver was taken tot he hospital where he was treated for a serious, but non-life threatening injury to his leg. After being released from jail he was arrested and charged with attempted gross sexual assault, unlawful sexual touching and failing to comply with the sex offender registration act.…

Teri JohnsonFRESNO, CA – The mother and stepmother of a 12-year-old boy were arrested after police say they walked into a school cafeteria and assaulted two girls accused of bullying their son.

According to police, three carloads of people showed up to Cooper Academy earlier this month after they got sick of hearing about two girls, ages 12 and 13, bullying the 12-year-old boy.

The boy’s family say they have complained to school officials for months but the bullying has continued. So the family decided to confront the girls, and did so in the school’s cafeteria.

This confrontation turned physical and lead to the boy’s mother, Teri Johnson, and stepmother, Inez Hernandez, getting themselves arrested for assaulting the two girls. Both women were charged with conspiracy and misdemeanor willful cruelty to a child.

The women deny the accusations and are demanding that surveillance video be released.

“You will nowhere in that video see me or Inez anywhere near the little girls.That is against all my morals. The video will speak a thousand words,” Johnson said.…

Antibaby smoothieTRONDHEIM, NORWAY – A 26-year-old man from Norway is facing seven years in jail after feeding his ex-girlfriend, who was pregnant with his child, a smoothie laced with an abortion drug.

The pair had a short relationship and a child together already, but were no longer together when they met at a party and  decided to scrump. This resulted in the woman getting pregnant with his second child and the man suffering from some serious post bang regret.

“He tried several times to convince me to have an abortion but it was not an option for me,” the woman told the court in Trondheim.

Feeling that he had no way out, the man researched abortive medications and purchased the drugs online. He gave the woman the pills under the guise that they were over-the-counter pain killers. His first attempt was unsuccessful and evident at a pregnancy check-up which showed the baby was still developing. He freaked knowing that if a developing child were exposed to these drugs they could be born with severe deformities.…

Zachary SheltonLEXINGTON, KY – Zachary Shelton is facing some pretty serious charges after the 29-year-old was accused of duct-taping his wife before drawing male genitalia on her face – and even getting their young son to draw on her back.

According to Georgetown police, Shelton’s ex-wife was visiting their son on Sunday when Shelton bound her hands and feet with duct-tape. During the 20 minutes she was restrained, the woman said Shelton drew dicks on her face and forearm, and had their son draw a tattoo on her back.

She also said he slapped her belly, ripped her underwear, and suffered rug burns from Shelton dragging her across the floor.

The police report states that Shelton admitted that he helped his son duct-tape his ex-wife, but “it was all in good fun and there was no ill intent to his actions.” The report also states that investigating officers found a photo of the woman duct-taped.

Zachary Shelton was arrested and charged with kidnapping-adult, fourth-degree assault-domestic violence, third-degree unlawful transaction with a minor and harassment with physical contact.…

Linus NorgrenMANNING, OR – There was a lot of sobbing in a Washington County courtroom on Friday after 22-year-old Linus Norgren was convicted of the attempted murder of a hunter who found him naked in the woods.

In October 2013, Norgren walked into his brother’s room and began babbling about nonsense. He then punched out a window, cutting his hand, and wandered outside. He was eventually discovered by a hunter in the woods, standing by the hunter’s ATV.

Norgren approached the hunter and wrestled away his rifle, then allegedly said, “Sasquatch kills the hunter.” Norgren then knocked the hunter unconscious by hitting him over the head with a rock. When the hunter came to, Norgren was on top of him trying to remove his arms.

“When Mr. McDonald was unconscious, Linus Norgren, with unspeakable violence, caused two fractured and dislocated arms,” the prosecutor told the jury. “He systematically and violently ripped Mr. McDonald’s arms out of his torso.”

Norgren then began strangling the hunter, shoved his fingers down the man’s throat and gouged his eyes.…

John MarshallBOKEELIA, FL –John Marshall, 52, shot his neighbor after an argument, then loaded the man’s dead body into his truck and drove to his attorney’s office instead of calling police for help.

Marshall and 65-year-old Theodore Hubbell Jr. owned property next to each other off a dirt road in a rural subdivision call Bokeelia. Marshall and his wife had purchased the property with hopes of building a home with a shed there.

Hubbell was upset with Marshall for clear cutting parts of the property and covering over gopher tortoise burrows. In Florida, the gopher tortoise is listed as Threatened. Both the tortoise and its burrow are protected under state law. Gopher tortoises must be relocated before any land clearing or development takes place, and property owners must obtain permits from the FWC before capturing and relocating tortoises.

Hubbell explained this to Marshall and uncovered the buried burrows. Marshall was upset with this and contacted his attorney, Robert Harris, who instructed him to contact police to get a restraining order. Marshall did contact police but there isn’t a restraining order against Hubbell.…

Kezia PerkinsGREENFIELD, WI –  Police have charged 32-year-old Kezia Perkins with aggravated battery after a fight over a Walmart handicapped parking space sent a 71-year-old woman to the hospital.

According to police report, Perkins was trying to park in the handicapped spot but was unable to make the turn. That’s when the elderly woman pulled into the space.

This angered Perkins to the point that she got out of her vehicle and began yelling at the other woman. When the woman got out of her car, perkins allegedly chest bumped her, causing the elderly woman to fall in the parking lot.

A police officer was in the parking lot responded to the scene to find the older woman on the ground. Perkins allegedly told the officer that it wasn’t her fault “the elderly woman bounced off my big (chest).”

According to a witness, the older woman told him she could not get off the ground because she just had hip surgery and she felt as if the fall had re-injured her hip.…

Christopher "Some Damn Good Icing" TaftHOLLY HILL, FL – Christopher Taft has been arrested after police say the 21-year-old shot his sister in the ass with a BB gun because she made him a penis cake for his birthday.

According to police, Taft shot his sister after she gave him a birthday cake that was shaped like a dick. Taft told police he didn’t mean to hurt his sister when he shot her, he just thought it would be a funny response.

The BB ended up embedded in his sister’s ass cheek, but she refused to be transported to the hospital. She said she would go herself and did not want to pursue charges against her brother.

Police noted the woman’s request, then arrested Taft and charged him with aggravated battery and battery causing bodily harm. He was released from Volusia County jail the following day.

Last time I ever heard of a shooting involving a penis cake, it was regarding Jaded getting pissed she didn’t get one on her birthday. In fact, let’s make it up to Jaded.…

Arthur BenoitMONONGAHELA, PA – Police have arrested 26-year-old Arthur Benoit III after they say he got so angry at his disabled father that he beat him with mounted antlers and threatened to kill him with a pen.

According to court records, Benoit admitted that he became enraged when his father, Andrew Benoit Jr., refused to get out of bed one morning earlier this month.

Benoit threw a tantrum that included breaking his father’s wheelchair and cellphone, as well as beating his father in the legs and head with mounted antlers.

At one point during his tirade, Benoit also grabbed a pen and threatened to kill his old man with it while he mimicked stabbing him.

Benoit was arrested and charged with making terroristic threats, simple assault, harassment and criminal mischief. He remains in custody at the Washington County jail after failing to post a $10,000 bond. His preliminary hearing is scheduled for March 10.…

Amber EllisTulsa, OK — A 31-year-old crazy lady is facing numerous charges for allegedly attempting to gnaw her boyfriend’s dick off after an alcohol fueled argument.

Police responded to a Tulsa hospital early Thursday morning, where they spoke to a man who claimed his girlfriend, Amber Ellis, attacked him while he slept.

After an evening of imbibing, the two began arguing about how “needy” she had become in recent weeks. (PSA, fellas — the word “needy” is a trigger in the craziest of psycho bitches. So is “suffocating” and “smothering.” And may your lord help you if you start in on the whole “I need a little breather” spiel).

The verbal argument continued when the couple reached their apartment, and seemingly ended when Ellis stormed into the bedroom and slammed the door. The victim, believing he was safe, fell asleep on the couch. With both eyes closed. Silly man.

He told police he woke to find Ellis chewing on his dick. When he tried to fight her off, he said, she hit him in the head with a laptop.…


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