Daly City, CA — A 26-year-old man accused of “viciously” biting his parents and threatening to kill them and burn their home down during an argument over a visit with the family cat, has pleaded not guilty to felonious assault.
After returning home from a Thanksgiving trip Saturday, Yevgeniy Bolshakov asked his parents if he could see the family cat, as he had missed the evil fucking creature while he was away. His parents denied his request, stating that the cat had recently undergone surgery and just wasn’t up to receiving visitors. Primadonna….
And that’s about the time Bolshakov lost his shit.
He reportedly lashed out at his father, punching him in the head several times before biting a chunk of meat out of the 64-year-old man’s arm. He also bit the man on the elbow and the chin. When mom tried to intervene, the 54-year-old woman got popped upside the head and bitten on hand, claim authorities.
Bolshakov was promptly carted off to jail, allegedly declaring on the way that he wanted to kill both of his parents and burn their apartment down.…
Edward William Bright, 47, was arrested and charged with assault and battery, after police say he stabbed his brother. Bright… heh.
Police were called to the scene at about 6:00 p.m. Sunday. They learned Bright and his brother had first verbally argued about which silverware to use for dinner, that verbal argument quickly escalated to a physical argument.
Bright, obviously determined to make his point, allegedly armed himself with a steak knife and proceeded to stab his brother numerous times in the torso.
Since the brother’s wounds were superficial and non- life threatening, I would suggest the Bright brothers use an actual set of silverware… non-plastic… if meat is on the menu.
Bright is being held at the Alvin S. Glenn Detention Center. A bond/bail amount has not yet been made available.…
Alex Rossi, an apparently ungrateful turd of a son, still lives at home but contributes nothing to the household, according to his pops. When pops went to make some mac and cheese for dinner Sunday, he found the cheese packets were missing from the box. Mother. Fucker.
Pops confronted Rossi and demanded that he stop using up all the damn cheese packets. Because few things in life are as disappointing as a box full of boring, cheeseless pasta, folks….
The two reportedly fought back and forth for a bit, and when pops walked back in the house, he said Rossi ran after him and punched him in the face and head, deputies said.
At some point, the two ended up on the ground… with the spawn in a headlock. *cheers*
When officers arrived on scene, they noticed a bruise and cut on dad’s face.…
Knoxville, TN — I’m a little bit late with this one. Ok, a whole lot late….
drugs alcohol procrastination my volunteer work at the local soup kitchen really takes up a lot of my free time, ya know. Anyways, an unidentified 15-year-old boy was arrested Monday, after police say he tried to roast his teacher by using a lighter to ignite her hair and shirt.
According to police, 23-year-old Gabriela Penalba had turned her back to her students that morning at West High School, when the boy walked up behind her with a cigarette lighter and set her shirt and hair on fire.
Fortunately, the flames were extinguished by her not-so-psycho students before Penalba suffered any burns to the skin.
Afterwards, the boy reportedly tossed the lighter out a window and fled the school on foot.
After a short foot chase, the boy was taken into custody. After admitting to the alleged assault, he was charged with aggravated assault and evading arrest. He’s now chillin’ in a juvenile detention facility.…
NORTH ROYALTON, OH – Police have charged two people after a heated argument at a child’s birthday party turned into a brawl that was captured on video.
It happened on Saturday night where a kid was having a birthday party inside an Ohio Jump Yard. According to reports, it started with a disagreement between a couple and others at the party. “I think there was some disagreement about who should be invited, and who should not be invited,” North Royalton Police Detective David Loeding said.
When the couple left, they found their vehicle’s tires had been slashed in the parking lot. Instead of calling police, the couple went back inside the Jump Yard and confronted those they believed responsible for the tire slashing. This confrontation quickly turned into an argument, followed by pushing and shoving, and then the punches.
“Unfortunately, it goes from two to three, to three to five people, who are involved in exchanging fisticuffs, ” Detective Loeding said. Fisticuffs. I think I will start working that word into more articles.…
Orlando, FL – Police have arrested a 28-year-old man after he allegedly attacked his pregnant sister for eating his chicken nuggets without his permission.
According to reports, Kareem Gordon became furious after he found his 25-year-old sister had eaten his chicken nuggets. After arguing over the nugget faux pas, Gordon followed his sister into her bedroom, yelling “I will punch you down.” He didn’t follow through with that specific threat, but he reportedly grabbed his sister by her neck, pushed her into a nightstand, making her fall to the ground.
Gordon told police he didn’t attack his sister, who is four months pregnant, but was merely trying to have a civil discussion when she slammed the bedroom door in his face. He said she fell after he shoved open the door. Police arrested Gordon anyway, charging him with aggravated battery on a pregnant person. He was booked into the Orange County jail on no bond.
Seems as if Gordon has a history of assaulting women, police saying he has a previous domestic violence incident on record with his wife. …
HASTINGS, MN – Beatriz Fernandez, 37, is looking at second degree assault charges after police say she ran her husband’s new girlfriend off the road before cracking the woman’s skull with an aluminum baseball bat.
On November 13, someone called police to report a female assaulting another woman on the side of a rural road. When officers arrived, they found the victim suffering from a fractured skull.
The victim told police she was driving with her boyfriend, who also happens to be Fernandez’s husband, when Fernandez began ramming the rear of her vehicle. The victim said she was eventually forced to pull over and stop.
When both women exited their vehicles, Fernandez hit her husband’s lover “two to three times with a bat with full-out swings” after Fernandez knocked the victim on the ground. Fernandez’s husband, who’d reportedly ran from the car, told police he left his wife about six weeks ago and that she’d recently found out about his new relationship with the victim.
Officers located Fernandez a short time later.…
ROCKLEDGE, FL – Police say a 36-year-old man brutally beat his stepmother before stuffing her into the trunk of his car.
There are no details regarding what prompted the beating, but the 57-year-old woman told police Thomas Youngman beat her head and face, slammed her head on the garage floor, stuffed her in the trunk of his car and informed her he was going to kill her.
She said Youngman began to drive off, but stopped to open the trunk and take away her cell phone. He then pulled her out of the trunk by her hair and began beating her again. Somehow she was able to escape and run to a neighbor’s for help as Youngman fled the scene.
The woman was taken to the hospital and Youngman was arrested later after he returned home. He was charged with attempted first-degree murder, aggravated battery with great bodily harm, kidnapping, and resisting a law enforcement official without violence.
This isn’t the first time Youngman has been accused of assaulting his stepmom.…
Police responding to a call of a battery in progress found the elderly man bleeding from the side of his head and suffering from lacerations to his back. Isaac Tucker told them he was driving when he was flagged down by 28-year-old Sophia Body and another woman.
The man said as he parked behind them to help, he accidentally bumped one of them with his vehicle. When he got out of his car, the two women began beating him and stabbing him with a screwdriver.
“I got out of my car to help, not to offend no one,” Tucker said. “But when I got out of my car, I was attacked, and I was stabbed several times in the back.”
Assistant State’s Attorney Elizabeth Dibler said what happened was that Tucker accidentally struck one of the women as they crossed the street and wouldn’t claim he was flagged down by the women until later. …
HOLLYWOOD, CA – A co-founder of the Pinkberry yogurt chain was found guilty of beating a homeless man with a tire iron after getting into an argument over the transient’s sexually explicit tattoo.
Two years ago, Young Lee was driving near the Vermont Avenue exit off the Hollywood Freeway. As Lee’s vehicle approached the off-ramp, he became offended after noticing a sexually explicit tattoo on Donald Bolding, a homeless man who was changing his sweatshirt. The tattoo is on Bolding’s belly and depicts a man having sex with a woman, doggy style, but with no actual genitalia showing.
“Instead of driving away with his passengers as a reasonable person would have done or rolling up his window, or just ignoring the plaintiff, Lee, having taken deep offense of the tattoo, rolled down the window and began an argument with the plaintiff,” said Gary Casselman, the plaintiff’s attorney.
The argument escalated after Lee got out of his vehicle with a tire iron and ordered Bolding to get on his hands and knees and apologize for offending him and his passengers.…
Police say the victim was listening to music and watching TV at her friend’s house when she was approached by a group of teens who told her she had to have sex with 19-year-old Jayvon Woolfork, or get her ass kicked. She chose to get her ass kicked, which she did, but still ended up having to have sex with Woodfork.
The victim said after she refused, she was attacked by the group, including her friend. She was kicked, had her hair pulled, was thrown down stairs, and had the bones around her eyes broken when her face was smashed into concrete.
Afterwards, she said she was dragged into a bedroom where Woodfork raped her while 18-year-old Lanel Singleton and three minors – a 17-year-old male, 15-year-old female and a 14-year-old girl – held her down.
The victim spent several days in the hospital recovering from her injuries, while all five of the accused were eventually arrested and charged with sexual assault and kidnapping.…
SAN ANTONIO, TX – A man has been accused of severely beating a woman with a clothes iron after she gave him a ride.
I know that when compared to other stories on this site, this is small potatoes. But I had to get this one posted because of what the accused allegedly did after he started beating his victim.
According to the 27-year-old victim, 42-year-old Colin Ryan called her because he needed a ride to the store. Ryan was currently staying at a Super 8 motel, and the victim said she’d given Ryan a ride the day before at the urging of her aunt.
After picking Ryan up and returning back from the store, the victim told police that Ryan offered to give her gas money and told her to come inside his motel room to get it.
Not long after she entered Ryan’s room, the victim said Ryan acted like he didn’t know who she was, or why she was there, and began beating her with his fists and a clothes iron.…
DAVIE, FL – A man with a history of battery arrests has been arrested again after allegedly using a cat to attack his girlfriend.
Kenneth Stuart, 41, was fighting with his live-in girlfriend last week when he walked into the bedroom holding her cat over his head, then threw it in her face. The cat ended up scratching the woman on the left side of her face and her eye.
When police arrived, Stuart told them, “Just take me to fucking jail. I’m tired of this.” And take him to jail they did, charging Stuart with battery, tormenting an animal, and resisting an officer without violence.
When he faced Broward Circuit Judge John Hurley to answer to the charges, he told Hurley he’s unemployed and unable to work because of herniated discs in his back. Hurley found that interesting, especially after reading the facts about the case.
“That’s very interesting. I didn’t realize you had such a bad back,” said Hurley. “They say you broke the TV, the computer, the kitchen window, and then during it, you pushed her, knocked the TV and the computer to the ground.”
Hurley ordered Stuart to be held in jail on a $16,000 bond.…
San Antonio, TX – A woman in Texas has been accused of ripping open her 6-year-old son’s scrotum, then using superglue to try and close the wound.
Investigators say that last month, 33-year-old Jennifer Marie Vargas grabbed her son’s package and jerked hard enough to rip open his ballsack. Instead of seeking medical treatment for her son’s injury, Vargas used a bit of World War II ingenuity.
She first cleaned the gaping wound with alcohol then applied superglue to his scrotum until the bleeding stopped. Afterwards, she stuffed his underwear with paper towels and told him to go to bed. As you can imagine, it’s pretty tough to sleep when your testicles are trying to pop out of a rip in your scrotum.
The boy was crying in his bed when his father returned home at Joint Base San Antonio-Fort Sam Houston, where his father is stationed. He found that his son had blood in his underwear and took him to the hospital to treat the 1.5 inch (!) tear to his scrotum.…
Lakewood, CA – A 23-year-old store clerk suffered permanent damage to her eye after a customer sucker punched her in the face over a $1.41 cigar.
It happened three weeks ago at a Chevron in California when a man walked up to the counter to buy a 1.41 Swisher Sweets cigar with only one dollar. When the clerk, Yadira Lara, told the man that wasn’t enough money, he became belligerent.
“He just says, ‘Well, this is all I have….(expletive) whatever.’ And I was like, ‘You need to get out of the store.’ I was like, ‘I’m sorry.’ And he tries to snatch it,” said Lara.
In response, the man reached across the counter and sucker punched the clerk in the face before leaving unhindered by any of the other customers inside the store who witnessed the entire incident.
“I just blacked out for awhile, just looking for my glasses,” Velma recalled. The punch may leave her blind, as it did further damage to an eye injury she suffered as a child.…
SAN LEANDRO, CA – Police are looking for a man who critically injured a California Safeway manager by sucker punching the man in the face.
A store surveillance camera captured the suspect walking into the store Monday morning. He can be seen going up and down the aisles for a couple of minutes before he and the store manager, known by shoppers as Moe, had a brief verbal exchange.
While the conversation has not been officially reported, employees said the suspect told the manager that his wife had lost her purse in the store, and that the manager told him where the store’s lost-and-found was located. Whatever was said between the two, it ended with the suspect knocking the 51-year-old manager to the floor with a sucker punch to the face. Afterwards, the man ran from the store without taking anything.
The manager was taken to the hospital suffering from severe head injuries, where he remained yesterday in critical condition. Friends said he is unable to recognize anyone, including his wife.…
ESCONDIDO, CA – A child care center in Escondido has been shut down after the center’s owner threw a metal chair at a 6-year-old girl,hitting the child in the face.
The incident happened in August at the Wahaha Child Care Center when the center’s owner, Xiao Yan Hu, allegedly threw a metal folding chair at 6-year-old Imani. The chair struck Imani in the face, leaving her with a bruised and scarred cheek.
According to Imani, Hu tried bribing her into not telling her mother of the incident, which was also witnessed by Imani’s 10-year-old brother, by offering her a bag of lollipops. The ploy didn’t work and Imani told her mother what happened. The California Department of Social Services eventually got involved and went to the center on Sept. 12 to interview staff and children. After they were done, they ordered the center to close its doors immediately.
“The licensee threw a chair at a child in care, causing injury to the child. The Department believes that, as a consequence, the licensee, and the continued operation of this facility, pose a risk to the health and safety of day care children,” CDSS stated in their report.…
Chandler, AZ - Christopher Jackson has been arrested after allegedly branding his initials onto his girlfriend’s vaginal area.
The incident occurred back in May, but the victim only recently reported it to police. According to her, Jackson, 49, wanted to go out dancing after a baseball game. The girlfriend said she was too tired, so he gave her some pills to help her stay awake. They did not.
In fact, she passed out and awoke later with extreme pain in her special lady parts and the initials, “CJ” seared into them. The girlfriend states that Jackson had bragged about branding previous girlfriends and wanted to brand her as well because “her vagina was his.”
Police found Jackson’s butane torch and branding tool inside his home. Jackson was booked into jail on aggravated assault with serious physical injury.
I found a Chris Jackson on Facebook who really likes dancing. I have a vagina (please, hold your applause) and the thought of some guy branding it is bad enough, but knowing my genitalia was mutilated by a guy who dances in pleather pants would just be adding salt to the gash.…