Orillia, ONT — In early April roughly two years ago, 48-year-old Maria “Tonie” Farrell was leaving work in her Tim Horton’s regalia, when she heard the cries of a woman being attacked behind a nearby convenience store. She immediately ran to the woman’s defense as a man punched the victim and took off.
After a short time, Sgt. Russ Watson of the Ontario Provincial police showed up on scene, alone. Mrs. Farrell attempted to show the sergeant the direction the alleged perpetrator took, trying to be helpful as grannies are wont to do. In reaction, Sgt. Watson did what any good officer would and told her to “shut the fuck up” before needlessly and brutally attacking her — because grandmothers are terrifying and must be handled with extreme prejudice.
Watson reportedly karate kicked Farrell in the leg before sucker punching her in the face. Once she was down, he kept her down with a knee in the back. Leg dangling and in extreme pain, Farrell was then handcuffed and loaded into the back of Watson’s cruiser.…
HENAN PROVINCE, CHINA – I don’t normally post stories out of China because China, but couldn’t pass up the horrific report of a woman getting so mad at her nephew that she used a knife to slice off the toddler’s penis.
Xue Paan, 37, was reportedly sitting on the toilet using her phone to talk with her boyfriend when her 3-year-old nephew, Qiang Qiang, walked in and asked if he could play a game on her phone.
She became so enraged with the boy that she went to the kitchen and grabbed a blunt knife that she used to cut off the little boy’s penis. She then ran out of the house.
The boy’s mother, who had been visiting a neighbor, ran back to the house after hearing Qiang scream and discovered her son in a pool of blood.
“Qiang Qiang had fainted and was lying in a pool of blood. Next to him was a knife and his penis,” she said.
Qiang was rushed to the hospital where doctors were able to reattach his penis, but not without some difficulty.…
COLMA, CA — A shopper at a Colma Nordstrom Rack almost had three of her teeth knocked out by a woman after telling the mother to quiet her kid, who was throwing a tantrum inside the store.
Natalie Bree Hajek-Richardson says she was in the checkout line when a child between the age of 4 and 6 began throwing a tantrum. She said the tantrum itself didn’t bother her, but it was very loud and hurting her ears.
She says she politely asked the mother if she could do something to keep the kid’s trap shut and, well, things didn’t go so well from there.
“She came to the side of me and told me not to tell her child what to do. And I told her that I didn’t ask your child what to do, I asked you very nicely to calm down your child just a little bit,” she said.
An argument ensued, with Hajek-Richardson telling the woman to go to hell. The woman replied with, “I’ll see you there.” Hell turned out to be the parking lot and the mother made good on her promise.…
NEBRASKA – Kimberly Pankratius is facing two felony charges after she lost her cool in a Wal-Mart parking lot and hit a fellow customer with her PT Cruiser because they too her parking spot.
Pankratius, 36, got angry when a couple pulled into a parking space she’d been waiting for. She called them “douche bags” before driving off to find another spot. At this point, I’m with Pankratius. Having a spot taken from you can be infuriating, even if it was done unintentionally.
But Pankratius couldn’t let it go and turned her vehicle around and speeded toward the couple as they were walking towards the store. Pankratius says she only meant to scare them, but she allegedly came within inches of the man and hit the woman, 40-year-old Julie Weakly, with her driver’s side mirror.
Weakly didn’t need medical treatment, but even so, Pankratius’ actions were as unacceptable as they were illegal. She was quickly identified by police via her license tag and was cooperative with police once contacted.
She admitted to being the driver who hit the woman, saying she “felt really bad about it” and was “really scared.” She was arrested and charged with assault and use of a deadly weapon to commit a felony – both felonies.…
REVERE, MA — Revere fire captain, Carl Holmberg, is on paid leave after he used a golf club to attack a group of kids who were allegedly harassing his family on Halloween night.
The incident happened in Holmberg’s neighborhood as he, his wife and their 6-year-old son were out trick-or-treating. Holmberg’s wife said they were confronted by a group of around 10 kids, aged 11 to 17, who started harassing them in the street.
“About eight or 10 kids came and started throwing things at him, and then they left and came back with more kids, and then they stood there and taunted us and told him they were going to mess him up,” Serena Holmberg said, adding that one kid was holding a fake machete.
She said that she called police to report the harassment, but the teens started assaulting her husband before she even hung up the phone. Her husband then used a golf club to attack the kids in self-defense, sending two to the hospital and leaving an 11-year-old boy with welts on his head.…
CZECH REPUBLIC – This may be the very first story we’ve ever had out of the Czech Republic, where a 15-year-old girl has been accused of using an ax to chop off her friend’s fingers so she could make a sacrifice to Satan.
Authorities say it happened in the city of Brno after Alena Skrivankova went to the home of 10-year-old Jitka Svehlova and told the little girl’s parents that they were going out to play.
Once inside the woods, Skrivankova allegedly tied the younger girl to a tree and then used an axe she’d hidden in her backpack to chop off the girl’s fingers.
“Somehow the younger girl managed to escape, and her horrified parents called the police,” said a police spokesman. “When officers arrived at the scene they found the older girl sitting on the ground with the ax in one hand and the severed fingers in the other.”
Skrivankova allegedly said she cut off the girl’s fingers because she wanted to make a sacrifice to Satan. She was arrested and is now expected to undergo psychiatric assessment.…
TOLEDO, OH – Markeese Cummings, 24, has been charged with punching a one-year-old in the face because she wouldn’t stop crying for her mother.
According to police, Cummings and 20-year-old Simone Day have a relationship that is purely sexual. On Monday, Cummings visited Day at her apartment where she lives with her one-year-old daughter.
Before the two had sex, Day moved her little girl to the child’s own room. After having sex, Cummings took the crying girl from her room while Day took a shower.
Cummings then took the child downstairs with him to get something to drink. When she would not stop crying for her mother, Cummings lost his temper and punched the child in the face with a closed fist “causing serious harm.”
The exact details of the child’s injuries are not being reported, but Cummings was arrested on a charge of felony battery. He was booked into the Lucas County jail where he’s being held in lieu of $75,000 bond.
This latest charge will be a nice addition to Cummings’ collection.…
DELTONA, FL – We got the woman who choked her husband over a cowboy hat, and now we have 45-year-old Desmond Brownlee, a man accused of choking his wife over some fried chicken.
According to reports, police responding to a 911 call arrived at a home at around 3 a.m. Monday and heard a female inside screaming, “Please, 911, please.” They also heard a male voice inside the home respond, “Shhh, what do you want, us both to go to jail?”
Brownlee and his wife of four years, Shey Alamo, eventually met the officers at the door where Alamo informed them that she and Brownlee got into an argument over Brownlee not having enough fried chicken leftovers and the care of her mother.
The argument escalated, said Alamo, to the point that Brownlee pushed her into their bedroom and onto a bed. She said he then punched her in the face repeatedly before choking her.
“The victim described the feeling of not being able to breath,” reads the police report. …
CENTER TOWNSHIP, PA – Stacey Golden is facing assault charges after she reportedly gave her boyfriend’s 9-year-old grandson a bloody nose at the boy’s bus stop.
According to the criminal complaint, the fifth-grader was crying when he got on the bus with a bloody nose and a black eye. Authorities were called after the boy told the bus driver and school officials that “Golden punched him in the face because she was mad at her boyfriend.”
His statement was corroborated by the driver who reported seeing Golden “outside flailing her arms in an aggressive manner” while she was talking to the boy.
“She struck the boy at least once, if not more, and he sustained some minor injuries,” Chief Barry Kramer said. “Someone lost their temper.”
Police arrested Golden and charged her with simple assault, endangering the welfare of a child and harassment. According to reports, the boy lives with his grandfather and Golden, which means things are probably pretty awkward in that house right now.
It’s been a few years since we’ve had an adult beat a kid’s ass at a bus stop.…
LITITZ, PA – Police have arrested 46-year-old Donald Hackman Jr. after they say he assaulted his girlfriend over several days, including lighting her vagina on fire.
Investigators were alerted to Hackman after his girlfriend admitted herself to the hospital seeking treatment for her injuries that included second and third degree burns to her lower stomach, genitals and inner thighs.
According to the woman, her injuries were caused by Hackman over the course of days. Aside from punching her repeatedly in the face and stomach and beating her several times with a belt, she says Hackman set her vagina on fire.
I, too, have been accused of setting vaginas on fire, but through pure animal sexuality — Hackman took a shortcut. The woman said that Hackman poured lighter fuel on her crotch and then lit her up. She said Hackman helped extinguish the resulting fire, but yelled at her for screaming and crying in pain.
The woman also said that during one assault, her 7-year-old tried to intervene and Hackman ended up locking the boy in a closet.…
NEWARK, DE – Two boys, ages 13 and 14, have been arrested in connection to videotaped attacks on a mentally challenged man.
The videos were posted online and showed 26-year-old Karon being beaten by several teenagers while other teenagers stood around and watched. The teens can be seen repeatedly punching Karon in the face and body slamming him.
Karon’s mother says he suffers from Williams Syndrome and has the mental capacity of a second grader. “He doesn’t do anything to anyone but be kind,” she said.
The cool thing about this story, aside from the teens getting busted, is how they got busted. A 16-year-old girl saw the videos and wanted to do something about it.
Angeliz Marrero re-posted the attacks Saturday using #TheBullyProject. Within 24 hours, she had 18,000 new Instagram followers. “It spread so fast and I’m just so grateful for everybody that’s helping me out because if it weren’t for everybody helping, supporting and everything, this wouldn’t even go viral and that man really deserves justice,” said Angeliz.…
MEMPHIS, TN – Police are attempting to identify a group of youths who attacked customers and employees in a Memphis Kroger parking lot.
On September 6, a large group of teens left a CiCi’s Pizza and made their way to a nearby Kroger parking lot while chanting, “Fam Mob.” They began beating people at random, including a 25-year-old customer who was getting out of his car.
Two Kroger employees, ages 17 and 18, were also attacked and were both knocked to the ground. One of them can be seen in the video having his head kicked as he’s on the ground, then having several 20 pound pumpkins thrown on his head.
Police say both victims lost consciousness and were treated at the scene, but refused transport to the hospital.
Officers attempted to identify some of the suspects by checking Kroger’s video surveillance, but the Kroger manager told them only loss prevention can pull the video during the weekdays between 8 am and 5 pm.
If you know anything that can help identify any of the idiots in the following video, police ask that you call Crimestoppers at 528-CASH.…
CHICAGO, IL – Police have charged 25-year-old Wuilzon Cruz with sexual assault and robbery of a woman he robbed on one day, then raped on the next.
Last Thursday night, a woman was riding her bike home when she encountered Cruz, who allegedly slapped her, punched her in the face and made off with $20 she had in her bra.
A few hours later, Cruz found the woman again on the same block. This time he ripped off her clothes and choked her before raping her.
Someone at the scene saw Cruz leaving the scene with blood on his shirt. Cruz told the witness that the woman was his girlfriend, but the blood-covered woman told them that Cruz had just raped her.
Police were called and would apprehend Cruz later that night. He told the officers that the woman was his girlfriend, but they weren’t buying it. He was arrested and charged with aggravated criminal sexual assault and robbery.
Cook County Judge Laura Sullivan ordered Cruz held in lieu of $300,000 bail.…
AKRON, OH – Jessica Smallwood was sentenced to one year in prison after she attacked the principal of her son’s elementary school, along with two other staff members, when told she could not eat breakfast with her son without a visitor’s pass.
The incident happened back in February and caused Glover elementary school to go into lockdown mode. It started when Smallwood, 26, accompanied her 7-year-old son inside the school to eat breakfast with him.
According to Smallwood, her special-needs son was often the target of bullies, so she would often eat breakfast with him at the school. According to Smallwood’s sister, she is known by the staff at the school and had made them aware of her son’s bullying situation.
When she arrived on the morning of the incident, a staffer allegedly told her that she didn’t need to sign in and let her proceed to the cafeteria with her son. Moments later, Principal Nancy Rich approached her and told her she needed to get a visitor’s pass or leave the school.…
Shari Walters, 53, was charged Thursday with aggravated battery, cruelty or extreme cruelty to animals, and assault with intent to commit a violent felony.
According to the criminal complaint, one of Walters’ roommates called police a couple weeks ago to report she had been poisoned.
In the complaint, Walters’ roommate, Beverly Bradley, stated to police that she had witnessed Walters having sex with her German Shepherd, Spike, in a shed on the property. She was shocked, she told police, and returned to the house to wait for Walters.
When Walters walked into the home, she didn’t even try and deny that she had been screwing the pooch. Instead, she admitted to Beverly that she copulated with her dog. Multiple times. Furthermore, she also admitted she had been fucking dogs since she was 14. Hell, she even fucked her boyfriend’s German Shepherd, Jake. Multiple times.…
HEBRON, MD – Paul Hurst and Cary Edwards have been accused of severely beating their roommate, trying to carve a Juggalo tattoo off his arm, then setting the man on fire.
The incident reportedly happened Thursday shortly after 1 a.m. after Hurst, 33, and Edwards, 35, got into an argument with their roommate, 31-year-old Zachary Swanson.
The argument escalated, and the suspects beat the shit out of Swanson. Afterwards, they attempted to carve a Juggalo tattoo off Swanson’s arm. Unsuccessful at removing the tattoo, they decided to burn it off by pouring a flammable liquid on Swanson’s arm and setting it on fire.
Swanson was left on the ground for hours before the pair dropped him off at Peninsula Regional Medical Center. Swanson was later flown to a burn center in Baltimore, where he remains in critical condition with extensive injuries, including severe burns.
Hurst and Edwards were arrested and charged with first and second degree attempted murder, first and second degree assault, reckless endangerment and a deadly weapon charge.…
The victim, upset over the slip, started arguing with Tapia. The argument escalated, at which point Tapia allegedly grabbed the woman by the arms and threw her into a wall in the home they shared.
At some point during the commotion, the woman’s pet raccoon hissed at Tapia, and he reportedly responded by grabbing the critter by its collar and tossing it into another room, where it hit a wall.
And that, my friends, is why I call all of my men “babe.” No confusion, no slips. Ever.
The woman was eventually able to leave the home, went to her ex-husband’s motor home and was taken to the emergency room. She later told police she had suffered at least two broken ribs. No word on the condition of the raccoon, though.
Tapia was arrested July 21 and booked into the Uintah County Jail on charges of assault and animal cruelty.…
According to police, Tatanysha Hedman set fire to 52-year-old Vincent Phillips with gasoline and a flick of her Bic, as he lay sleeping in their bed on July 17.
Phillips managed to extinguish the flames before driving to a nearby convenience store, where he screamed “I’m on fire!” Which, by that time, he was not. Oops, credibility GONE.
Store employees called for medical assistance, and when police arrived on scene, Phillips reportedly said, “My wife did it,” before passing out.
When questioned by police, Hedman, 40, admitted setting her husband on fire. She claimed he hurt his stepdaughter, and well, shooting him was just too nice.
She’s being held on charges of arson and assault — bail has been set at $500,000.
Phillips is currently recovering at Harborview Medical Center. No word on the extent of his injuries. …