Straight-A Student Stabbed Five Classmates In School Locker Room Then Turned Knife On SelfMan Ran Woman Off Road Then Raped Her In Ditch For Two HoursPolice Looking For Man Who Stomped Puppies To Death In Front Of KidsFather Accused Of Drowning His 4-Year-Old Daughter In Church Baptismal PoolTeacher Arrested After Breaking 7-Year-Old's Jaw, Knocking Out Two TeethWoman Charged With Attempted Murder In Baby’s Hanging At DaycareSchizophrenic Accused Of Killing Woman By Pushing Her In Front Of Oncoming Subway TrainFive Children Killed In Horrific School Bus Crash, Driver ArrestedThree Dead After Eating Thanksgiving Dinner At California American Legion HallBrock Martin Pleads Guilty To Kidnapping Girl, 6, Raping Her In Backyard

MILWAUKEE, WI –Last one from me today. A Facebook feud cumulated into a one woman being assaulted in the hospital shortly after giving birth to her baby. All of this started around the time Kimball Lewis, 20, allegedly left some nasty messages on 20-year-old Shava M. Wade’s Facebook page. The origin of their falling out is not being reported, but it is being reported that the father of Lewis’ new baby is also the father of Wade’s three kids so connect the dots. One of the messages Lewis supposedly left was that once she was out of the hospital, she was going to go over to Wade’s house and kick the door in. Wade thought she should head her off at the pass and what better time than when she is laying in a Sinai Hospital bed after giving birth. Using a fake name, Wade and three other women went to the hospital and into Lewis’ room. After closing the door behind them, Wade attacked Lewis, hitting her in the head.…

Orlando, Fl. – Christian Rizk is one crazy mofo according to reports from his girlfriend. God I love you, crazy people.

Christian Rizk returned home from a long day of work a little different than usual. Different as in he was in the middle of a full blown psychotic episode.

According to police, Rizk has a mental condition that he hasn’t been taking his medicine for and has a history of cutting himself. Police received a 911 call from the girlfriend stating the Christian came home in, “an altered state of mind” claiming the she and her son were , “Satan and demons and that they were dead meat”. Rizk disconnected the phones, turned off the lights and proceeded to strangle the life out of the family cat. While still holding the cat, Rizk called his girlfriend a slew of names, kicked her in the stomach and threw her into the wall. She ran from the apartment to the neighbors and dailed 911. Rizk then threw the cat on to the hallway floor and refused to let the victim’s son leave the apartment.…

ROCK HILL, SC – Marquevious Jabar Bell, 20, won’t be winning any Boyfriend of the Year awards after an incident at the Rock Hill Women’s Center. While his girlfriend was laying in the hospital bed preparing to give birth to their baby, Bell allegedly hit her in the face. According to the police report, the two got into an argument after the mom-to-be was given some medication that made her groggy. The report said that at this time Bell “struck her in the face with an open hand” and that the woman was hit several more times after that. Nurses were alerted to the abuse when the girlfriend slipped them a note that read “please don’t leave the room but make him leave, he stressn [sic] me and I’m scared.” Security was called and Bell was removed from the building. The woman went on to explain that she has been trying to leave Bell for over a year. The police report said that he has tried to shoot her and assault her on other occasions.…

GURNEE, Ill. – Let’s take a break from the child abusing and murders for a second and talk about something serious — theme park mascot beatings. Case in point: immediately after having their picture taken with a Six Flags employee in a Porky Pig costume, two employees of the park visiting on their day off allegedly punched the pig in the head at least 15 times. The 24-year-old female inside the costume was taken to the first aid station suffering from head and neck pain while Taras Sikalchuk, 20, and Dmytro Petrychenko, 19 were detained by security. The pair denied any involvement, but with the pig’s account as well as other witnesses, police charged them with misdemeanor battery and removed them from the park. If you are in the mood to get trashed, watch the video and take a shot everytime they say some variation of  “pummeled Porky Pig” as if it is the cleverest thing ever. …

Widener, AR – The alleged shit-stain you see to your left is 38-year-old James Howard. The career criminal was just released from prison five months ago after serving time for drugs and theft charges. Unable to grasp the whole ‘upstanding citizen’ thing, Howard is once again facing jail time – this time for the brutal assault and rape of a 74-year-old woman. The victim didn’t even hear the putrid piece of shit sneaking up on her – she’s deaf. She was severely beaten, raped and robbed. A trail of coins stolen from the woman’s house led to the house next door where Howard lives with his girlfriend. “He’s not the smartest criminal out there. I tell you,” said Sheriff Bobby May. Authorities found numerous items belonging to the victim inside the residence. The victim suffered a broken nose and some head trauma and remains hospitalized. Howard has been booked on charges of home invasion, attempted murder, aggravated robbery and aggravated rape. A bond amount is not yet available. …

Bishopville, MD – It’s bad enough to get your kicks by smackin’ little kids around, but to beat on a blind, autistic child? One would hope there is a seat reserved in the fiery pits of hell for such scum. As a matter of fact, I think I’ll call in a couple of favors right now to ensure that Carleigh Renee Kufchak is welcomed with open arms. She’s accused of beating the snot out of an 8-year-old girl she has been babysitting for and the kid’s mom got it all on tape. The kid’s mother had set up a camera in her home at the request of the child’s doctors – they wanted to see how the girl behaved at home so they could develop a plan to treat her. According to the charging documents, when the mother sat down to review the tapes on June 25th, she saw Carleigh hitting her daughter, throwing her down and dragging her around by her legs. The video shows the child was slapped and/or pushed down approximately 10 times.…

Festus, MO- On June 5, three bail bondsmen who worked for a Festus bond company, F & N Bail Bonds, picked up a man at a home in St. Louis. The bondsmen were 33-year old Sean Baker, 28-year old Kevin Ritrovato, and 18-year old Shawn Boyer. The man they picked up was wanted on a probation violation and for jumping bail on a theft charge. The man said he went willingly with the bondsmen, but that Boyer hit him with a half-full bottle of water in the face while driving to Jefferson County. When they arrived at the bond office, Baker allegedly threatened to rape the man while Ritrovato and Boyer laughed and made jokes. The man begged them not to do anything to him. Baker allegedly then ordered the handcuffed man to drop his pants while he wiped Mace onto a white cloth. Baker supposedly then rubbed the cloth under the man’s eyes and on his genitals. A few minutes later, Baker wiped more Mace on the man’s genitals before returning with a warm washcloth and applying it to the man’s genitals.…

Armando Cano Rocks Out With His Jock Out

June 29, 2010 at 1:45 pm by  

???????Cheyenne, Wyoming – Motorists began calling police regarding Armando Cano, 26, as he drove recklessly on I-80 and veered  off the road, got out of his car and began fighting with good samaritans who went to check on him.

While initial reports of a butt-nekkid  man driving recklessly on I-80 came in, Can started ramming couple’s car before getting inside another motorist’s vehicle and started shooting through the windows with the handy 9mm he found inside. Cano then got back into his car and took off in pursuit of  the couple he  rammed who were trying to drive away. Eventually, stopped his car, got out and proceeded to take  a naked siesta in the middle of I-80. After a much needed rest, Cano threw an object at a passing vehicle shattering the driver’s window. One driver stopped to help Cano and was repaid with a stab to the leg with an unknown object. As a crowd of stopped, motorists grew.   Like a crazy man, Cano  then used a pipe to start cracking windshields.…

Myrtle Beach, SC – A 58-year-old man was trying to get a little shut-eye the other night, but was finding it a bit difficult to do because his roommate, 40-year-old Russell Willis Shepherd Jr., was loudly banging a homeless woman. The older man got sick of listening to it and asked Sheperd to keep it down. This request was met with Sheperd jumping out of bed and stabbing the man in the hand. Sheperd was later arrested and charged with second degree assault and battery. You know I feel for the victim, I really do. But there have been multiple occasions where I have found myself balls deep inside the stinking vagina of a homeless woman, my tongue snaking in between her missing teeth, her wine-laden breath hitting me in the face like a steaming pile of garbage while the meth sores on her face crack open with every cry of pleasure she makes. Not once did my parents ever say “Dear, could you please get your guest off the dining room table, we are trying to enjoy a family dinner.” Wanna know why?…

Harrisburg, PA – I love fast food drive thru stories. A recent one that made the news involved a Burger King employee and a 59-year-old customer. After placing his order at the drive thru, a customer asked for the prices to be shown on the screen. Seems like a perfectly reasonable request but the BK employee, 35-year-old Michael White, didn’t think so and refused. The customer got angry and called White a derogatory name. What that name was I have no idea, but it was enough to get White pretty pissed. White removed his headset and walked out of the store, telling his manager to go ahead and clock him out. He then proceeded to walk to the customer’s car, punch him in the face and toss a soda on him before fleeing the area. White is now looking at simple assault charges and I am guessing the customer will be a bit more careful with the name-slinging. Anyone with information on Michael White’s whereabouts are asked to contact the Lower Paxton Township Police at 717-724-8317 or Crimestoppers at (800) 262-3080.…

CINCINNATI – The attorney for a woman accused of trying to murder her husband told the court that she had simply become overwhelmed. Mary Bryant, 66, had been taking care of Everett Bryant for many years after he suffered a stroke. Earlier this month Bryant attempted to kill herself after stabbing her husband in the head several times, hitting him with a lamp and then trying to smother him with a pillow. For reasons I do not know, she was not charged with attempted murder, but rather domestic violence and felonious assault. She has been released on her own recognizance, but will remain under house arrest. Everett is recovering from his injuries…which I assume is like putting air back in the tire of a totaled car or something. What really got me about this story wasn’t even the story itself. It was a comment left by someone about the story. “I would welcome her actions and consider it a blessing. I am almost in the same state and would welcome a way out of whats left of my life,” they posted.…

Houston – Remember the story I posted last month regarding the teacher at Jamie’s House Charter School being captured on video beating on a 13-year-old student? Well you should remember because it was Pulitzer Prize winning material, man! Well there is an update to the story. For those too lazy to click the link to the original story, science teacher Sheri Lynn Davis was fired from her position after video surfaced of her beating on 13-year-old student, Isaiah Johnson. Yesterday charges were finally filed and Davis was not the only one to find themselves in some hot water. “Not only did they get the teacher who beat Isaiah, they got the teacher who was in the room, they got the principal and now they’ve even got the superintendent,” said Isaiah’s attorney Brant Stogner. “All of these individuals knew what happened and they failed to report it, they failed to help Isaiah.” Aside from Davis being charged with injury to a child, teacher Gabriel Hahn Moseley, Principal David Leonard Jones and Superintendent Ollie Williams Hilliard have all three been charged with failure to report child abuse.…

MARION COUNTY, W.Va. – Joseph Edward Jones, 22, has been arrested and charged with three counts of child abuse causing injury. These incidents involve a 4-year-old boy of a woman he lived with and include the standard physical abuse we read about here. But Jones went the extra mile. Aside from allegedly hitting the boy with a toy car, biting his nose and duct taping him before sticking him in a dryer, Jones has also been accused of forcing the boy to eat a sandwich with cat shit on it. This all occurred back in 2008, the boy reportedly too afraid to come forward with what was happening to him because Jones said if he told, he would hurt his mother. Jones eventually admitted to doing some of what he has been accused of doing to the boy but denied doing some others. He told police he knew he had anger management issues and figured he just needs more help on top of the help he received from previous child abuse charges he was convicted of involving a different kid.…

Louisville, KY – I know Morbid had this one in yesterday’s Daily Bites, but I felt the douchebags deserved an entire write-up. According to police, Camron Mosby, 3, found himself in the middle of a heated argument between his mother and her boyfriend(?) late Tuesday night and paid a heavy price for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. It’s been reported that LaQuisha Mosby, 28, and Shawn Martin, 34, were involved in some sort of domestic altercation when a .45 caliber gun was brought into the mix. A single shot was fired and pierced Camron’s shoulder. The bullet exited his body and then ricocheted back into his side. Rather than dialing 911 immediately, LaQuisha and Shawn reportedly spent the next two hours attempting to hide the evidence. According to police, LaQuisha made sure Shawn fled the scene before an ambulance was called. Awww…she didn’t want her man to get in trouble. How fucking sweet! An anonymous tipster did what LaQuisha should have done in the first place and alerted authorities to Shawn’s location.…

Elyria, OH- This last weekend, Brian Andrews became upset angry homicidal that some of his cousin’s lawn chairs were being borrowed by her neighbor’s party guests without permission. Andrews and his cousin showed up at the 4-year old’s birthday party uninvited and confronted the homeowners. An argument erupted and Andrews announced to the party-goers that he was “there to take lives.” Andrews then pulled a small axe from his pants, screamed, “Fuck You, N*gg*rs” and began swinging the hatchet at the people. Everyone instantly scattered for safety and the police were called. When officers arrived at the home, Andrews was still wielding his axe and acting like a homicidal maniac. Andrews continued cursing, refused to listen to the officers and allegedly told them to “Shoot me. Shoot me in between my eyes.” The psychotic party-pooper got his wish… well, sort of. The officers pepper-sprayed Andrews, then forced his crazy ass to the ground and dragged him to a squad car. At the police station, Andrews changed his tune and apologized to the officers.…

Surfside, FL- Police have arrested a man who they believe attacked a mother and her 3-year old daughter inside an elevator in a supermarket last month. On May 18, a woman entered the elevator of a Publix store with a double-wide stroller that held both her children. One of the woman’s kiddos was not happy about this little trip and showed her displeasure by crying. The child’s sobbing displeased an older man who had also entered the elevator and he began yelling vulgarities. The woman said the man then took his hand and shoved it in her daughter’s face to quiet her little pie-hole and kept it there until the mother removed it. The mother said the man then grabbed her arms and face and she started screaming to attract attention as the man got off the elevator. Surveillance cameras inside the grocery store captured the man fleeing the scene. The woman described the man to police as being in his 50s, 6’3″ tall, 180 pounds, a tanned face and salt and pepper hair.…

LOUISVILLE, KY – Police are on the lookout for a group of teens who beat the crap out of a cancer patient in the broad daylight of a Dollar General Store. While his girlfriend was inside the store, the victim was checking the oil in his car. Behind were two teens and a female who were creating some kind of commotion. One witness states the victim turned and called the teens a racial slur, but others who were there say that’s bullshit. The victim merely turned around to see what the commotion was and that was all it took to spark the beating. The victim now may lose an eye from his injuries because he is too weak from cancer treatments to undergo the surgery he needs to save it. I got some video after the jump. Unfortunately it doesn’t show the fight, but you do see the suspects the cops are looking for. I tried to pay attention to it, but was too distracted by the tits of Fox41.com’s delicious Jennifer Baileys.…

UNIONDALE, N.Y. – And here we have the flipside of being a teacher in a classroom. Sure it seems to take an act of God to get them fired, but look at the shit they have to deal with. A teacher at Uniondale High School got his ass beat by a 14-year-old student after the teacher caught the student cheating in class. French teacher J. Renaud Felix asked him to switch seats but the boy refused. School security was called and the teen escorted out of the classroom. He returned later and Felix asked him to leave. The boy refused and once again, Felix went to get security…but didn’t get too far. The teen followed Felix out of the class and beat him in the hallway.  Officials say the student “proceeded to punch, kick and stomp on the victim.” Felix was taken to the hospital and treated for contusions to his head and upper torso and lacerations inside of his mouth. The student was arrested and has been charged with second-degree assault as a minor.…