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CINCINNATI – The attorney for a woman accused of trying to murder her husband told the court that she had simply become overwhelmed. Mary Bryant, 66, had been taking care of Everett Bryant for many years after he suffered a stroke. Earlier this month Bryant attempted to kill herself after stabbing her husband in the head several times, hitting him with a lamp and then trying to smother him with a pillow. For reasons I do not know, she was not charged with attempted murder, but rather domestic violence and felonious assault. She has been released on her own recognizance, but will remain under house arrest. Everett is recovering from his injuries…which I assume is like putting air back in the tire of a totaled car or something. What really got me about this story wasn’t even the story itself. It was a comment left by someone about the story. “I would welcome her actions and consider it a blessing. I am almost in the same state and would welcome a way out of whats left of my life,” they posted.…

Houston – Remember the story I posted last month regarding the teacher at Jamie’s House Charter School being captured on video beating on a 13-year-old student? Well you should remember because it was Pulitzer Prize winning material, man! Well there is an update to the story. For those too lazy to click the link to the original story, science teacher Sheri Lynn Davis was fired from her position after video surfaced of her beating on 13-year-old student, Isaiah Johnson. Yesterday charges were finally filed and Davis was not the only one to find themselves in some hot water. “Not only did they get the teacher who beat Isaiah, they got the teacher who was in the room, they got the principal and now they’ve even got the superintendent,” said Isaiah’s attorney Brant Stogner. “All of these individuals knew what happened and they failed to report it, they failed to help Isaiah.” Aside from Davis being charged with injury to a child, teacher Gabriel Hahn Moseley, Principal David Leonard Jones and Superintendent Ollie Williams Hilliard have all three been charged with failure to report child abuse.…

MARION COUNTY, W.Va. – Joseph Edward Jones, 22, has been arrested and charged with three counts of child abuse causing injury. These incidents involve a 4-year-old boy of a woman he lived with and include the standard physical abuse we read about here. But Jones went the extra mile. Aside from allegedly hitting the boy with a toy car, biting his nose and duct taping him before sticking him in a dryer, Jones has also been accused of forcing the boy to eat a sandwich with cat shit on it. This all occurred back in 2008, the boy reportedly too afraid to come forward with what was happening to him because Jones said if he told, he would hurt his mother. Jones eventually admitted to doing some of what he has been accused of doing to the boy but denied doing some others. He told police he knew he had anger management issues and figured he just needs more help on top of the help he received from previous child abuse charges he was convicted of involving a different kid.…

Louisville, KY – I know Morbid had this one in yesterday’s Daily Bites, but I felt the douchebags deserved an entire write-up. According to police, Camron Mosby, 3, found himself in the middle of a heated argument between his mother and her boyfriend(?) late Tuesday night and paid a heavy price for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. It’s been reported that LaQuisha Mosby, 28, and Shawn Martin, 34, were involved in some sort of domestic altercation when a .45 caliber gun was brought into the mix. A single shot was fired and pierced Camron’s shoulder. The bullet exited his body and then ricocheted back into his side. Rather than dialing 911 immediately, LaQuisha and Shawn reportedly spent the next two hours attempting to hide the evidence. According to police, LaQuisha made sure Shawn fled the scene before an ambulance was called. Awww…she didn’t want her man to get in trouble. How fucking sweet! An anonymous tipster did what LaQuisha should have done in the first place and alerted authorities to Shawn’s location.…

Elyria, OH- This last weekend, Brian Andrews became upset angry homicidal that some of his cousin’s lawn chairs were being borrowed by her neighbor’s party guests without permission. Andrews and his cousin showed up at the 4-year old’s birthday party uninvited and confronted the homeowners. An argument erupted and Andrews announced to the party-goers that he was “there to take lives.” Andrews then pulled a small axe from his pants, screamed, “Fuck You, N*gg*rs” and began swinging the hatchet at the people. Everyone instantly scattered for safety and the police were called. When officers arrived at the home, Andrews was still wielding his axe and acting like a homicidal maniac. Andrews continued cursing, refused to listen to the officers and allegedly told them to “Shoot me. Shoot me in between my eyes.” The psychotic party-pooper got his wish… well, sort of. The officers pepper-sprayed Andrews, then forced his crazy ass to the ground and dragged him to a squad car. At the police station, Andrews changed his tune and apologized to the officers.…

Surfside, FL- Police have arrested a man who they believe attacked a mother and her 3-year old daughter inside an elevator in a supermarket last month. On May 18, a woman entered the elevator of a Publix store with a double-wide stroller that held both her children. One of the woman’s kiddos was not happy about this little trip and showed her displeasure by crying. The child’s sobbing displeased an older man who had also entered the elevator and he began yelling vulgarities. The woman said the man then took his hand and shoved it in her daughter’s face to quiet her little pie-hole and kept it there until the mother removed it. The mother said the man then grabbed her arms and face and she started screaming to attract attention as the man got off the elevator. Surveillance cameras inside the grocery store captured the man fleeing the scene. The woman described the man to police as being in his 50s, 6’3″ tall, 180 pounds, a tanned face and salt and pepper hair.…

LOUISVILLE, KY – Police are on the lookout for a group of teens who beat the crap out of a cancer patient in the broad daylight of a Dollar General Store. While his girlfriend was inside the store, the victim was checking the oil in his car. Behind were two teens and a female who were creating some kind of commotion. One witness states the victim turned and called the teens a racial slur, but others who were there say that’s bullshit. The victim merely turned around to see what the commotion was and that was all it took to spark the beating. The victim now may lose an eye from his injuries because he is too weak from cancer treatments to undergo the surgery he needs to save it. I got some video after the jump. Unfortunately it doesn’t show the fight, but you do see the suspects the cops are looking for. I tried to pay attention to it, but was too distracted by the tits of Fox41.com’s delicious Jennifer Baileys.…

Cops: Student Beat French Teacher’s Ass

June 9, 2010 at 2:10 pm by  

UNIONDALE, N.Y. – And here we have the flipside of being a teacher in a classroom. Sure it seems to take an act of God to get them fired, but look at the shit they have to deal with. A teacher at Uniondale High School got his ass beat by a 14-year-old student after the teacher caught the student cheating in class. French teacher J. Renaud Felix asked him to switch seats but the boy refused. School security was called and the teen escorted out of the classroom. He returned later and Felix asked him to leave. The boy refused and once again, Felix went to get security…but didn’t get too far. The teen followed Felix out of the class and beat him in the hallway.  Officials say the student “proceeded to punch, kick and stomp on the victim.” Felix was taken to the hospital and treated for contusions to his head and upper torso and lacerations inside of his mouth. The student was arrested and has been charged with second-degree assault as a minor.…

ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. – An assistant coach of a youth hockey team got pissed off at another player after they fouled his 17-year-old son after the whistle. Displaying a complete lack of forethought and two heaping handfuls of hot-headed stupidity, 50-year-old Ronald Synan entered the penalty box and confronted the 15-year-old Calvin Dickinson. What happened then depends on who you believe. The report says Synan made threats against the Dickinson, called him a foul name and then punched him. Synan, who admits that he was wrong to get so angry and confronting the kid, states that he never hit Dickinson and that it was more like wrestling. He also added he’s the one that got injured when he got hit in the nose by a hockey stick and was kicked and kneed. Synan may be facing battery charges and has been banned from the RDV Sportsplex. “I had a rough day and I paid a big price for my mistake,” Synan said. “I am not a monster who beat up a kid.” No Mr.…

Temecula, CA- Back in January, 23-year old Justin Moore sent a photo of his genitals to several friends as a joke. One of those friends was the 17-year old daughter of William Atwood Sr., 45, and he did not think the joke was very funny at all. Atwood called the Sheriff’s Department and reported Moore for sending pornography to a child, but before detectives could investigate the claim, Atwood told deputies that Moore came to his home uninvited. Deputies found Moore at Atwood’s home naked, tied up and scared shit-less. Moore told the deputies that Atwood called him and invited him to come to his home to discuss the photo. Moore said when he arrived, Atwood was holding a shotgun, ordered him out of his car and then fired a shot. Moore said Atwood pulled him off the ground by his feet which resulted in him injuring his shoulder. Moore said Atwood told him he had connections with the Pechanga tribe and was going to have him buried on the reservation.…

Darien, NY – The sad lookin’ fella you see to the left is 19-year-old Michael Johnson. He’s gracing the pages of our esteemed website because he’s an imbecile who obviously doesn’t think shit through. Johnson wanted to play a little prank on a buddy of his. So while his friend was sleeping, Johnson emptied an entire tube of super glue on his cheek. Johnson thought the boy would reach up to touch it and his hand would get stuck to his face. Instead, the glue ran into the boy’s eye and into his ear – sealing the eye shut and possibly damaging his ear canal. When the boy woke up, he couldn’t open his eye or hear out of one ear. Oh yeah…that’s funny shit. You know what would be even funnier, Michael? Someone gluing your dick to your asshole while you dozed. Wouldn’t that be a hoot? The 17-year-old prank victim required treatment at the hospital and will probably need to see a specialist about the ear. Johnson is looking at a misdemeanor assault charge right now, but that could be elevated to a felony if the medical report indicates there’s serious physical injury.…

Eugene, Oregon – Rodger Hartwig and his lovely wife, Alona Lee,are facing assault and criminal mistreatment charges that allege they injured and neglected a 9-year old foster child the couple cared for and later adopted. Two months ago, DHS launched a critical incident response team to look into the case after the boy was treated for injuries at a Portland hospital. The boy was hospitalized for more than a month for fractures to the ribs, fingers, vertebrae, pelvic bones and a severe untreated third degree burn to a foot. Physicians said the child’s injuries were a result of child neglect and abuse. The abuse is believed to have taken place since January 2008. The child was placed with DHS after being released from the hospital. The Hartwigs cared for six minor children in their home ranging from 9 through 13. Only two of the children are the Hartwigs’ biological children. The remaining four, including the victim, were adopted by the Hartwigs. All six children were removed from the home and placed in foster care through DHS when the investigation began.…

CROSBY, Minn – We did some dumb shit in school, but this is one fad I can never remember doing. It looks as if male youths find entertainment in punching other unsuspecting males in the groin. I am not sure if this took off because of some of the repressed homosexual antics of the Jackass crew, but whatever the reason, this practice has cost a boy a family jewel. As 14-year-old David Gibbons changed classes at Crosby Ironton High School, his testicles were assaulted by a punch from another student. The next day he woke up in excruciating pain. Before long, his right testicle was snipped and dangling from the forceps of a surgeon. The Gibbons are scheduled to meet with Crow Wing County Attorney Don Ryan to find out if the student that did the nutcracking can be criminally charged. At risk of sounding like an old man screaming from the other side of the generation chasm, I have to ask, “WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!

The Daily Bites

May 26, 2010 at 4:08 pm by  
  • I guess it’s a good day when there isn’t much bad news to report. Here are a couple other stories that were floating around today.
  • BURRELL TWP., PA – Two teenage census workers were assaulted by a 43-year-old man who wanted them OFF HIS GODDAMN LAWN!! Timothy Cowan has been accused of chasing the two off his property and then following them in their vehicle. When the teens, an 18-year-old male and a juvenile female, ran off the road, Cowan reached in and grabbed one teen around the neck and threatened to punch the girl in the face.
  • LOUISVILLE, KY – 50-year-old Glen B. Altman was arrested after witnesses observed him masturbating in full view of children at a food mart. He then went outside by a pay phone and continued to jack off because I mean, once you’ve started you might as well finish – it’s not like the charges get worse at that point. He’s a handsome guy, you should check out his mugshot. He has also been in trouble for this kind of thing before, having been charged with indecent exposure at least three times before and two counts of stalking.

Soda Poop

May 25, 2010 at 10:34 am by  

Philadelphia – I wish the news article I got this from had not already used the term “soda poop” but they did and dammit I just cannot think of a title more fitting for this article. A 17-year-old student at Haddon Township High School has been charged with aggravated assault and tampering with a food product after he took a shit in a cup of soda a fellow student then drank from. The incident happened inside a classroom back in March. “Apparently once the victim drank from the cup, students in the classroom erupted in laughter,” said Jason Laughlin, a spokesman for the Camden County Prosecutor’s Office. The accused is a standout wrestler at the school, whose name has not been released because of his age. His mother told reporters that the entire thing has been blown out of proportion. All her son did was shit in a cup and let someone drink out of it. What’s the big deal? This wouldn’t be the first time a high school wrestler has gotten into trouble for pulling a mean-spirited prank.…

Staten Island– A 52-year old father named James Moss was arrested last week for allegedly shoving his naked 9-year old son into an oven. The reason? Moss said he was punishing his son, Christopher Moss, for going through his wallet. Moss allegedly told his son, “I’m going to burn you alive.” Even though the oven was not turned on, Christopher still suffered second and third degree burns from his father’s tirade because Moss allegedly held the boy’s hands for two minutes over the flames of the stove’s burner.  Moss is also accused of slapping his son in the face, hitting him with a spatula and dragging him across the floor. According to the report, Moss is not backing off and says the punishment was justified. Moss was charged with second degree assault and endangering the welfare of a child. Christopher was taken to a hospital, where he was treated for his injuries.…

SPANAWAY, Wash. – During band class at Liberty Junior High School, 18-year-old Joshua Ray Shirley, without any provocation, pulled out a pocketknife and began stabbing another student in the head. “It was in the middle of class, no words were exchanged, it just happened,” said Sgt. Mike Blair of the Pierce County Sheriff’s Department. The 18-year-old victim, a new student who had only been going to the school for two days, suffered stab wounds to the head, ear and neck. He was transported to the hospital, but luckily his injuries were not severe. Reports are that Shirley told others that the reason why he did it was simply because “he just felt like stabbing someone.” The two teens are students of Spanaway High School whose classes had been relocated to Liberty Junior High while their school undergoes renovations. Shirley was charged with first-degree assault and is sitting in jail with a bail set at $150,000. I don’t agree with what this nut did, but I must admit his moxie has inspired me.…

Houston – A Houston science teacher has been fired from Jamie’s House Charter School after video surfaced showing her giving a 13-year-old an old-fashioned smackdown in front of other students. The mother of the boy has been trying to have something done about the incident since April 29th when the attack occurred, but it wasn’t until cell phone video came to light that anything was done. You can watch the video after the break, but it clearly shows Sheri Lynn Davis dragging 13-year-old Isaiah Johnson around the floor, kicking him and taking some pretty good swings at his head while he did little more than cover up and try and kick her away from him. Her excuse is that she lost it after Johnson made fun of, and possibly hit, a mentally challenged girl in his class. But even if this teacher simply did what other teachers dream of doing with a problem student, even I, one who wishes they would make corporal punishment mandatory in all Catholic schools for girls, think this teacher’s actions were way, way over the line.…


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