Ashley Bell & Chris Swank Accessorize Poorly

Laurel, DE – People accessorize everything these days. It used to be all about a snazzy purse and pair of shoes, but now we spend big bucks on making our homes look just right, we buy clever covers for our laptops and MP3 players, and we even accessorize our vehicles. There are doodads to hang on the rearview, funny faces to attach to the antenna, stickers to put in the back window. And to take your pick-up truck’s redneck quotient to the nth degree, a rebel flag and gun rack won’t cut it any more — now you must opt for the trailer hitch testicles, available in a variety of finishes (and lighted!). However, Christopher Swank and Ashley Bell are doing their best to break all standards for trailer hitch decoration. They’ve been using Bell’s 2-year-old son.  [Read more...]