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Sarah Bledsoe Stole Donation Jar Collecting Funds For Child’s Funeral
October 8, 2009 by Morbid
Indianapolis – 6-month-old Lanny James, also known as LJ, had a stroke before he was born. DoctorsDoctors reviews
said he will probably not survive another year. His mother, Margaret Tompkins, had to take a leave from her job to take care of him and the family did not have the money for a funeral. So last month, the owners of a Shell gas station agreed to put out a donation bucket to help pay for it. But on one SaturdaySaturday reviews
, a blond woman moved the bucket, with an estimated $200, out of view of the cashier and then left with it. On Tuesday, that blond piece of shit was arrested. [Read more...]


Keighley Alyea’s Body Found, 3 Men In Custody
October 6, 2009 by Morbid
OVERLAND PARK, Kansas – I was going to put this up today if she had not been found yet, but looks like I will be putting it up for the opposite reason. Police said they have recovered Keighly Alyea’s body but gave no other details aside from having three men in custody in connection with her death. Alyea, 18, was last seen with her vehicle last Tuesday. Original reports at that time stated she may have been with Jaymes Dean Beebe, 22, and Dustin Brian Hilt, 18. On Sunday, her 1993 green Mazda 626 was located parked unoccupied on the street in the 6200 block of Marty. A third man, Sean Merritt, was questioned. On Monday night police searched two homes, one of them belongs to the relatives of one of the men originally questioned. No other info is being released at this point. The suspects in custody have not been officially named, nor where Alyea’s body was located. [Read more...]


Police: Dane White Breaks Hooker’s Faces
September 24, 2009 by Morbid
DELRAY BEACH, Florida – Police have made an arrest in connection to a string of prostitutes getting there asses beat by a John. The beatings were so severe that most had facial bones broken. Police arrested 28-year-old Dane White and have accused him of beating at least 13 whores and believe there could be more. A multi-agency investigation was used to catch this guy, as he employed tactics that made it difficult for him to be identified. He allegedly picked up hookers from different areas and used different vehicles when he did it. These attacks have been going on for a year, and he was simply using the women as surrogates for his girlfriend. “He was currently going through a separation with his girlfriend.. and he loved her truly, he couldn’t harm her so to take out his frustration and anger he vented it on other people,” said Delray Beach Detective Gene Spano. How romantic. White’s bond was set at $250,000 dollars and more charges of sexual battery and aggravated battery are expected. Watch some video after the jump. [Read more...]


Lacey Bird’s Baby Breaks Her Fall…Twice
September 21, 2009 by thinkgoat
Holly, Michigan There’s nothing more heartwarming than seeing a young mother spending time bonding with her child. Lacy Bird’s kid is 17-months-old which means the fun times are just starting for them. The incredible curiosity of a child that age, just becoming really aware of the things around them, fine tuning their coordination. And since they’re approaching the terrible twos, it’s sometimes the best idea to take a break from the confines of the house and take the baby outside for a while. Kind of like Lacey did with her child. Except it was kind of early in the morning for that sort of play and the baby wasn’t having much fun being bounced off the ground. [Read more...]


Troy West Proves He’s Such a Bad Ass
September 16, 2009 by thinkgoat
Morro, Georgia – People are rude and common courtesies have gone completely out of the window. It has turned into a fast paced “me me me” world out there. And chivalry is damn near unheard of now as the old timers die off and their mannerisms lost. One of my favorite op-ed pieces opined on the return of gentlemanliness on the wake of 9-11 and that it was perhaps the women that killed it to begin with by having to prove, as a gender, we were strong enough by making complete asses out of ourselves and embarrassing the men who tried to be kind. I really hope this isn’t the reason Troy West beat the shit out of a woman when she asked him to be careful and why none of the witnesses stepped up to help until after the cops came. [Read more...]


Daniel Ballard’s Son Weighed 60 Pounds…At 14 Years Old
September 12, 2009 by thinkgoat
St. Bernard Parish, Louisiana is perhaps a well known name now due to Hurricane Katrina. With the eye passing over the eastern portion of the parish pushing a 25 foot storm surge from the Mississippi River Gulf Outlet, almost every single structure was a total loss. It was this storm surge that destroyed the parish levees and completely flooded this area. I’m sure the images are burned into everyone’s mind as they are mine. And the continued mess afterward. The dog eat dog survival techniques the residents have employed…the deplorable living conditions that continue even to this day. And so it should come as no surprise, the story of Daniel Ballard being a transient still…4 years later. But what sets this story apart is his 60 pound 14 year-old son who was discovered when authorities arrived to his RV to serve an eviction notice. [Read more...]


Beef, Pork, or That 50 Year-old Dude in the Freezer
September 7, 2009 by thinkgoat
Detroit, Michigan Around here, what’s in your freezer serves as badge of honor. We don’t go to the grocery store to purchase meat, we slaughter our own. Unless you’ve had local farm raised beef, pork, etc., you would have no idea what I’m talking about. And venison. Deer run crazy around here and a couple kills will feed a family for a long time. We also have our share of gaming birds, pheasant, quail, dove. Needless to say, if I were to rummage through one of my neighbor’s freezers, that shit better be marked because there’s no telling what I’m likely to pull out of there. (All of it good though) But I’ll have to admit, I may look a little closer and ask a few more questions from now on. Especially after reading about the contents this freezer held. I’m fairly sure defrosting one of these packages would have put me off meat for a while. [Read more...]


Joseph Beatty Likes His Girlfriend A Little Cold
September 1, 2009 by thinkgoat
Quincy, Massachusetts – “City of Legends”and “Birthplace of the American Dream” are just a couple examples of nicknames for this historic community in the Southeastern part of the state. The city is divided up into many different established neighborhoods with individual histories and characteristics. Scrolling through the names and descriptions of these sections, one clearly gets a great sense of pride and community spirit. No where could I find the area that might house the uber rich or the extremely impoverished. I’m pretty sure they’re not closely mixed though. Where do the really twisted fuckers live in Quincy and what do they do to get their jollies off in such a stodgy town? The closest I could come to answering that question was the story of Joseph Beatty and his little experiment with necrophilia. [Read more...]


Robert Knight’s Freezer is Head and Shoulders Above The Rest
June 30, 2009 by thinkgoat
Columbus, Ohio – Authorities went on a scavenger hunt late last week after an assistant manager for the West bay Apartments called 911. “Could you please send a detective or homicide detective over?” they asked, “We believe we have body parts in our pond and in one of our dumpsters.” It didn’t take authorities long to set up orange traffic cones and little flags all around the pond and the building after finding the reports were true. One guy interviewed seem to be thoroughly disgusted at the spectacle or perhaps it was disgust at the revelation of what had actually occurred. And it didn’t take long before investigators ended up at the residence of Robert Knight. Armed with a search warrant and perhaps a bit of an appetite, one detective opened his freezer only to find the regular frozen groceries – ice, popsicles, a head, a couple arms – you know, the normal stuff. [Read more...]


Robert Poellot Charged With Raping And Sodomizing Two Children
June 28, 2009 by Morbid
BALTIMORE COUNTY, Md. – Here’s a real nasty one for you to start off your SundaySunday reviews
. After meeting in church, one woman offered to watch the other woman’s two small children – a 6-year-old girl and her 8-year-old brother – while she was at work during the day. This has been the arrangement for the last year with no reported problems. Until a few months ago when the mother of the two small children noticed some sores on her children. After some questioning, the woman learned that the sores were not natural as she had originally thought. Nope. She learned that the 16-year-old son of the woman watching her kids, Robbie Poellot, had been repeatedly raping her daughter and sodomizing her son. [Read more...]


Michael Dauwalder Wanted Checkered Flag, Got Striped Suit
June 24, 2009 by thinkgoat
Great Falls, MT – Being from the Midwest means I’ve had to build a tolerance to the many jokes regarding the stereotypical redneck. Well, not so much a tolerance to the jokes but rather: the stereotypical redneck! Here, the mullet haircut is still the most requested $10 style in the “salons”. Busch and Bud are the beers of choice because, by God, this is Anheuser-Busch country. And what the hell is the favorite past time, you ask? NASCARNascar 09 reviews
. (Nothing goes better with Busch products. Think I’m full of shit? HeadHead reviews
to their website. “Site contains fishing, hunting, and NASCAR information”) [Read more...]






